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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
well, ive been involved in a heated discussion over politics and economic theory, so i thought it was time for a thread that was more laid back and will probably get deleted. so...lets see how long this one lasts.

craziest sexual encounter, doestn have to be experience, you couldve just seen it, lets get some girls to post too



dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
21 years ago
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Was visiting my friend in Sacramento over this weekend, saw this fat white girl get naked in front of everyone and then get rammed by 5 black guys over and over and over... nastiest and craziest thing I have ever seen... Fucked up thing was her friend was sitting there and telling everyone this time is free, so just give it a try and see if they like it... I swear they are like fucking scavengers out there, fuck anything that moves.

Motherfuckers...
21 years ago
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
sex in the bathroom of a house of people I didn't know with a chick I didn't know. Good times


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
21 years ago
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
http://www.fascinating-destroyer.net/kelly/chuckpalahniukguts.htm

read it. Not mine, but certainally the craziest thing that ever happened sexually. As for my personal, probably the first time I went lefty.
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'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
21 years ago
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winterparksuks
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i was charged by a elk and it stuck it s ding dong up mei now have an anus with a diameter of 9 inches







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did they pay you to screw that bear?
21 years ago
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
come on ladies



dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
21 years ago
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
mine was when i was 15, snuck outta house at 2 in the morning hiked thru the woods with a friend when it was 10 degrees out and went to a friends house where we saw 2 lesbians lick each others massive tittays.

yeah irishdrink, lets hear yours.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
21 years ago
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ yeah dude i did, its fucked up.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
21 years ago
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
i dont really have that much time to read the whole thing, but what i read about that carrot is fucked, and the mail opener thing...oooooowwwwwwwweeee




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21 years ago
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
a carrot thats disqusting


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21 years ago
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samck89
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dude, the letter opener is like 10000 times worse, thats insane
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21 years ago
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
the last one is the worst. read the whole thing...it makes the letter opener look like candy.
-Pat Melvin
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'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
21 years ago
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
yeah the guy gets his intestine sucked out from masteurbating.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
21 years ago
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
i don't want to read that ...it sounds like it will make me want to never masturbate again...wich is a scary thought

'If you mom takes away your skis again just take a shit inside her pillow case. That'll teach her to mess with a 12 year old.' -p.jo
21 years ago
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
wow. too nasty to be true? i think so.

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
21 years ago
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
That's written by the author of fight club. He is a professor at columbia university. It is said that he once told a masturbation story (maybe it was that one) so disgusting, several students had to be hospitalied. And read that whole fucking thing, if you can... it's brilliant.



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21 years ago
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Deex2
Posts: 663 - Karma: 10
omg the last one is naaaassty... ewwww

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21 years ago
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ElChapoTrapHaus
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 38
i am glad this post brought a chuck story out, but i think it's kind of sad some kid wants to get his jollies off listening to other people's sexual encounters, hey bud, go read some playboy. comon girls posttt.
right.



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21 years ago
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
these are some pretty twisted posts.
21 years ago
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
yea i read it. Chuck is incredibly skilled in the world of writing. Plus all his material is the most intriguing shit you will ever read. I am going to read all of his other books I haven't read yet this summer. I can't fucking wait
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21 years ago
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
that link is fucked up. those fuckers go to some extreme lengths for masturbation.

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21 years ago
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
yea, it'd be a whole lot easier to try n get your jollies off with a chick.
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my pink banada rag
This pink banada rag has been hooked on the back of my pants for years, i love this thing, it just sits their, everyone knows its me because of my rag. You could probally call it mine good luck charm.:-)

-Whoever wrote this article on NS knows who he is and his wrists should be bleeding by now.
21 years ago
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