Replying to What is truth?

We are doing a project/paper from school, and I'm going to take a new spin on it.
Basically, I'd like everyone to answer, in the least amount of words possible, what "truth" is, or how you find it, or what defines it.

Essentially you're answering one of these questions:
"What is truth?"
"How do you find truth?"
"What defines truth?"

IN AS LEAST AMOUNT OF WORDS AS POSSIBLE.
And being clever/witty/philosoraptorical/oxymoronic is even better.
 +K for everyone who helps!