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Jehu.
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
i saw a fine piece of ass today and i came up with a pick up line: "do you like mc donalds? cause id like to fiddle your mc griddle.
should i use it?
Nov 16 2010 1:28AM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Absolutely.
Nov 16 2010 1:30AM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
not unless shes A THUG
Nov 16 2010 1:30AM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
NO! not unless shes a THUG
Nov 16 2010 1:30AM
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fdsa
Posts: 686 - Karma: 19
Depends. Will you have time to finish her off before your mom comes to get you both from the ball pit?
Nov 16 2010 1:31AM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
I just use this one,

"Nice fuck. wanna fuck?"

60% of the time, it works 90% of the time.
Nov 16 2010 1:32AM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
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Nov 16 2010 3:26AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
how about: nice fuck, wanna ass?

i would seriously use that
Nov 16 2010 3:29AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
just tell her that her eyes have the same color as your Bentley ....
And BAM you'll be dipping her meat wallet in no time !
Nov 16 2010 5:07AM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
really OP, you thought that this was thread worthy?
Nov 16 2010 6:07AM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
If shes skiing: Hey, u wanna come home and see my suspects?
Nov 16 2010 6:20AM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
Nice shoes, wanna fuck


Nov 16 2010 8:41AM
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J..H
Posts: 646 - Karma: 73
Yes, use it, I also want this to turn into an epic pick up line thread haha first page claim
Nov 16 2010 8:46AM
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J..H
Posts: 646 - Karma: 73
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? haaha this one sucks
Nov 16 2010 8:47AM
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marley-skis
Posts: 794 - Karma: 330
no. pick up lines are stupid
Nov 16 2010 9:03AM
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nikkib.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 268

60% of the time it works 90% hahahahaha niiiiiiiiiiiice

Nov 16 2010 9:29AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
but surprisingly, the funny ones actually work quite good

ie. i once came on to a girl with ice cubes in my hand threw them on the floor, crushed them with my feet and said: "Now that the ice is broken, do you want to dance with me?"

She's now been my girlfriend for over 2y :)

imho as long as they're not offensive they show the girl you have a good sense of humour, so that's a positive thing + if you set yourself up in a vulnerable position, they cannot say NO, so now you have a chance to get to know eachother :)

Nov 16 2010 9:33AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306

The king of pick up lines

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoOzbVxxYI8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5FxwZ51MLw&feature=related

Nov 16 2010 9:39AM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
yeah thats funny, as you said, it shows you have a sense of humour. It's not disrespectful and insinuating sexual stuff all the time.
Nov 16 2010 10:07AM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
hahaha i feel like i should use this
Nov 16 2010 10:08AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
My favorite one is. I gotta a knife so get I the fucking van
Nov 16 2010 10:39AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
hahaha thats hilarious.i should try that. i never put ice in my drinks though.
Nov 16 2010 10:41AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
just go to the bar and ask for a handfull of icecubes, if they ask you why you need them, explain your cunning plan and i'm sure you'll get your ice :)
Nov 16 2010 10:54AM
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GolfingElephant
Posts: 659 - Karma: 473

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Nov 16 2010 11:06AM
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chillasfuck
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
What had 1,000 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My Zipper

That shirt is very becoming on you...but if i was on you id be cuming too

Im like a rubix cube...the longer you play with me the harder i get

Do you work at subway? Cause your givin me a foot long
Nov 16 2010 11:24AM
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pmsnow
Posts: 992 - Karma: 87
The one that honestly works for me more times then not is using that stupid phone one. When she is texting just say "hey thats a nice phone, it would be a whole lot better with my number inside of it." then wink.
Nov 16 2010 11:31AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?
Nov 16 2010 11:37AM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
ha so there was this halloween party and we were waiting in line to go in and through the floor there was smoke.(oh and btw worst pickupline ever..but shot down is hilarious.)so i think of the movie backdraft. so theres this hot girl right and i go up to her and im like hey have you ever seen the movie backdraft.. she says no.. well thats ashame cus it looks like there was a fire burning in your heart that went out and needed to be rel- lit . ummm no thats just smoke. and the fire between us is out .
most awkward moment ever cus she was really hot and with all her friends but its like one of those times you gotta man up and take a fall.... it was worth it tho we really good friends now. annd i got some later that winter
Nov 16 2010 4:14PM
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