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KrazyistKarl
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my roommate has a girl over, theres a pretty good chance hell be banging her tonight, the walls are paper thin and i need to be up at 330. as a precautionary measure if he does wake me up, i need some sort of music or sound track to play back through the walls that will throw him off his game, you know, just as pay back for waking me. Itl be funny and embarrassing for the girl, I knew her from highschool. Throw out some ideas NS.
Nov 15 2010 12:36AM
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BEARS.
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erasure - always.
Nov 15 2010 12:36AM
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LIL_WAT
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Play Rick Roll'd on full volume.
Nov 15 2010 12:39AM
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lloyd_christmas
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i understand it sucks getting woken up, i've been there. and i'm the worlds biggest fan of messing with friends. but don't be a cock block.
Nov 15 2010 12:39AM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
Gnar Kill - Skeletor vs Beastman

Gnar Kill - Mustard Man

Nov 15 2010 12:40AM
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skithesprings
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masturbate loudly.

but seriously, dont be a cock block.
Nov 15 2010 12:40AM
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Kotke
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The intentional cockblock is always a douche bag move... just saying.
Nov 15 2010 12:41AM
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theabortionator
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polka music
Nov 15 2010 12:41AM
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theabortionator
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always is. but if you gotta go with polka
Nov 15 2010 12:42AM
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vandersteeze
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I would find this song very fitting

Nov 15 2010 12:44AM
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vandersteeze
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also a very good choice
Nov 15 2010 12:45AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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lul!
Nov 15 2010 12:47AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
the cockblock is just a part of life, it happens, sometimes there is cock guiding, however this isnt one of those times. may not have to resort to this however, they are in the living den and will prob just do it on the couch (hit lucky couch) if i do play something, it will probably horse sounds (he always accuses me of looking at horse porn) there will be nooo way he wont start laughing
Nov 15 2010 12:48AM
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Campeador
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Ultimate song for your needs


Nov 15 2010 12:49AM
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KrazyistKarl
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nice sig btw, i see what you did there
Nov 15 2010 12:50AM
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Schlop
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try his username as well
Nov 15 2010 12:56AM
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BikeMlatt69
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Nov 15 2010 12:56AM
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TheReverend
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Or the song "Rock n Roll in my butthole" by BRUTAL ENIGMA. Would post video, but I'm scared of being hit with the banhammer. haha
Nov 15 2010 1:00AM
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KrazyistKarl
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im just saying the whole line like mine, which i just noticed was too short so i lengthened it
Nov 15 2010 1:01AM
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KatyPerry.
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hahaha this. and possibly party in the usa. maybe alternate them.
Nov 15 2010 1:09AM
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HenniferLopez
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just put in some earplugs and put your cellphone on vibrate under your pillow to wake you up. that's what I do.
Nov 15 2010 1:16AM
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molsongolden
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that's a good roomie ^

and really I wouldn't stop if the person next door started playing loud music of any type, he's just going to laugh at you and make loud exaggerated sex noises haha
Nov 15 2010 1:28AM
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Static
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play something sexy, or with a thumpin' bass beat to hump to
Nov 15 2010 1:43AM
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Owen.
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I'd just let them be man, I've been cock-blocked enough times in my life to safely say that it is never funny
Nov 15 2010 1:58AM
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Travapple.
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Kenny G
Nov 15 2010 1:59AM
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Mormor_Olga
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[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7rw8zvNv3Y[/url]
Nov 15 2010 2:52AM
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BITS
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Put on some Rick astley
Nov 15 2010 3:09AM
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scratchproteen
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bahaha....definitely would knock me off my game.....here you'd be just banging away, slaying like you've never slain before and bam! the theme from robot unicorn attack....or maybe it would make it more epic?
Nov 15 2010 3:09AM
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dex.
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poor noob...

Nov 15 2010 3:48AM
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fdsa
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Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch?
Nov 15 2010 4:41AM
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Mr.Panda
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Don't be "that guy"... it's fucking stupid.
Nov 15 2010 4:42AM
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I_Am_Mod
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dude, just invite a girl yourself, bone her, then throw her out, sleep for remaining time, wake up, drink redbull and ignore your sleep ...
Nov 15 2010 5:42AM
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Mr_pretzel
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Turn on the wrong hole on full plast. That will creep em out.
Nov 15 2010 7:01AM
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Deezy
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... ORRR
laptop + Noise canceling headphones, masturbate really really vigorously, sleep for remaning time, wake up, drink redbull and ignore your sleep.

this is more likely.
Nov 15 2010 8:37AM
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maximiliaan
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Nov 15 2010 8:44AM
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Dntel.
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Backyard betty by Spank Rock.
Nov 15 2010 10:24AM
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Pee_and_Ski
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dude i work the breakfast shift at a hotel on the weekends so i deal with this all the fuckin time, just smoke a ton of weed and youll sleep thought it, works as long as when you do wake up there done

or play porn wicked loud
Nov 15 2010 10:48AM
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KrazyistKarl
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well turns out i never had to do anything she slept on the in couch. These were some good ideas il try something next time, i only got one more months in this house so i gotta hurry! thanks ns
Nov 19 2010 10:11PM
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vailsux.com
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Nov 19 2010 10:14PM
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JStrathern
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http://trololololololololololo.com/

















/thread.
Nov 19 2010 10:16PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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give it to me by stevie wonder or whoever that is. i think it would be funny that they had an appropriate soundtrack. if not then put on like slayer or something.
Nov 19 2010 10:26PM
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MicroMix
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This has my vote.
Nov 19 2010 10:27PM
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Anti_Steeze
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what what in the butt?
Nov 19 2010 10:33PM
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FUUUCK
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this
Nov 19 2010 11:23PM
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factory81
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fight fire with fire

if you have no fire. use the internet to play porno shit real loud.


have you ever tried to fuck while you hear what sounds like an orgy going on next to you? it can throw your game off........
Nov 19 2010 11:27PM
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