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mmmpoundcake
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So ns.. i am having a lady friend over in a few days and i was wondering what to do with her... I dont want to pee in her butt just yet, so i come to you guys for help.

It'll be for a few hours and since its getting to be in the 30s outside so i can't really just chill outside.

so gimme any ideas... ridiculous ones are accepted too
Nov 13 2010 10:54AM
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tfast
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roofie her
Nov 13 2010 10:55AM
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nutsnbolts
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call me over and let me fuck her while you make us dinner...
Nov 13 2010 10:55AM
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BITS
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damn, asking for love advise on NS...
Nov 13 2010 11:00AM
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nolan.
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fuck her with a rake and then melt crayolas all over her body.
Nov 13 2010 11:02AM
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mmmpoundcake
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a few serious responses wouldn't hurt....
Nov 13 2010 11:16AM
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nutsnbolts
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im dead serious...
Nov 13 2010 11:23AM
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molsongolden
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watch a movie, go for a hike, cook something, play naked twister and every time you fall down you do a shot of rumpleminze.

what time of day is it going to be? what have you done with her before?
Nov 13 2010 1:05PM
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nutsnbolts
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this
Nov 13 2010 1:06PM
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mmmpoundcake
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3 hours in the afternoon and ive chilled with her at sports games before
Nov 13 2010 4:03PM
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theblackrod
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personally i like skull fuckin hoes, but thats my $.02
Nov 13 2010 4:06PM
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ghick
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sudden urge to do this
Nov 13 2010 4:08PM
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mattster
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weird man...
Nov 13 2010 4:11PM
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No_Dub
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this is the only legitimate response
Nov 13 2010 4:12PM
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Proze
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Make food. its fun. it kills awkwardness for some reason. you both have something to do... good convo starters. If she cuts herself your on your own. then you can eat it! or smoke a blunt and listen to music and show her cool stuff you have (artwork, broken skatedecks, dildos....)
Nov 13 2010 4:24PM
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mmmpoundcake
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everyone does like cookies..
Nov 13 2010 4:57PM
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*valkyrie*
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Excellent idea. I think I will have to bust it out tonight.

Regarding the post: Cooking is a good idea. Movies I feel are always lame and the first go-to for any initial one an one time, you can't talk and you're going to usually spend your entire time not getting to know each otehr. Sounds dorky, but maybe do a craft? Same concept as cooking - keeps you busy and you can talk

Nov 13 2010 5:07PM
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little1337
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pee in her butt
Nov 13 2010 5:10PM
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PartyHon
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agreed. dont be awkward
Nov 13 2010 6:28PM
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EC-Skier
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hell yes
Nov 13 2010 6:30PM
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TPalms
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I strongly suggest the cooking idea. She'll be impressed that you have something planned out already, AND that you know how to cook, if you don't--try anyway, mistakes always end up being fun when you're cooking with someone else so don't worry. Look around on the internet if you don't already have any ideas for a meal, and pick one or two things that you think that you two would enjoy. Then, you can either prepare ahead of time and have all of the ingredients so you guys can just decide on one, or you two could pick between them and go to the grocery store together and get all of the ingredients and such. Either way it'd promote conversation and give each of you a chance to be playful (purposefully put something on her cheek and pretend that you didn't mean to, or something. If you're lucky you might get a kiss in!). Most importantly, be creative and natural.
Nov 13 2010 6:43PM
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mmmpoundcake
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Tpalm brought up a good point... who thinks i go for it on first date
Nov 13 2010 7:40PM
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alvy.
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Nov 13 2010 8:53PM
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nutsnbolts
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^lolz
Nov 14 2010 1:33AM
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Wheaty214
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dude get her like super drunk BUT DONT DO ANYTHING WITH HER! then next time tell her you didnt take advantage of her and then'll youll fuck
Nov 14 2010 1:46AM
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Wheaty214
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but this is always the way to go
Nov 14 2010 1:48AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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just pee in her butt. whats the big deal?
Nov 14 2010 1:50AM
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sack
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make a lasagna and watch a movie, and see where that takes you
Nov 14 2010 2:10AM
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TPalms
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Dude, if you're both feeling it I'd definitely say go for it. Like, one of my best memories is when my ex and I first started dating and we made dinner together. I "accidentally" got a bit of peanut butter on her cheek (we were making a stir fry and we used peanut butter for quick flavoring) and we ended up suspending dinner for a few minutes to make out. Luckily we regained control enough to finish making dinner and eat, THEN we fucking went at it.

If you go a similar route, I'd suggest setting up some romantic candles around the house, putting together a good playlist of acoustic-y kind of folk music type stuff to set the mood, and if you've got a fireplace get it going (especially since it's getting colder). Is this your place by yourself? Or your parent's house? Either way, I'd try and arrange things so that if the possibility arises you can definitely take advantage of the fact that this girl now thinks you're the shit, and why shouldn't she? You just put together an awesome meal, and showed her how creative you can be. Girls dig creativity and originality, so even though I'm kind of giving you this idea, make it your own and add some spice to it. Good luck man!
Nov 14 2010 3:39AM
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jibnut
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No one else responded to this? lolwut?
Nov 14 2010 4:47AM
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mmmpoundcake
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soo we are either going to be cooking... or painting .... lol thanks for the ideas ns
Nov 14 2010 8:33AM
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mattster
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We are truly sorry.
Nov 14 2010 10:30AM
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Big.L
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she like black ops?
Nov 14 2010 10:46AM
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mmmpoundcake
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and when i say painting... i mean eachother... always sunny ftw
Nov 14 2010 10:51AM
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jmoney35
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lol
Nov 14 2010 7:08PM
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Mr.Luke
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watch a movie. Preferably one with sex. Just kidding, movies are your friend. You cuddle and make out, who cares what the movie is
Nov 14 2010 7:31PM
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RubberSoul
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this^, watch sports, talk about pussy. you know, girly stuff. you gotta make compromises bro!
Nov 14 2010 7:39PM
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95romeo
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dude, its simple. Have a couple of drinks, slip a few, i dont know..roofies in her. Then stick it in her! Thats what i would do
Nov 14 2010 7:39PM
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