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What if you could get all of your sneezing out

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TheDude
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in one go. Just a big sneeze combo, and be done with sneezing forever. Would you do it?
Nov 13 2010 6:24AM
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JC_Nolan
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You'd die.
Nov 13 2010 7:46AM
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Mr.Turtle
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you'd probably be hospitalized but it might be worth it to those of us who sneeze every morning
Nov 13 2010 7:57AM
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Dwight_Schrute
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I enjoy sneezing. Sometimes I sneeze so hard I fart at the same time, and it is a truly life changing experience. So no.
Nov 13 2010 9:06AM
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I_Am_Mod
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yep !
sneezing is awesome!!


Fun fact:

if you feel a sneeze coming but it's not coming through, look into a bright light, this will trigger a reflex and might make that sneeze come through after all !

Nov 13 2010 9:12AM
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A.Eberhard
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Would be way to many sneezes at once. If we could spread it out over a month I would do it.
Nov 13 2010 9:18AM
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t-roy
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i like sneezing too even though it is super unsanitary.
i tend to sneeze really loud and if it was a good one i kind of grunt/yell at the end.
Nov 13 2010 9:27AM
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nutsnbolts
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Sneezes can travel up to 100 MPH (normally in the 30-50 MPH) range...

The average person sneezes 1196 times a year...

The average life expectancy is 77.9 years...we'll call it 78 for this thread...

Okay so lets do some math, 50 MPH (Average Sneeze) mulitplies by 1196 equals 59800...multiply that by how many years you live...78, and that equals just over 4.6 million...

So if you were to sneeze all of your sneezes out in one giant blow...you would be sneezing at 4.6 million MPH...and you would be dead...

/rant
Nov 13 2010 10:59AM
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rickety_cricket
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This.
Nov 13 2010 11:03AM
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timmi
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last night I purposely sneezed directly into my friends face. She wasn't happy about it. I'm a child.
Nov 13 2010 11:07AM
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matt.s
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i dont think he meant all in one sneeze, but in one really long string of sneezes.
Nov 13 2010 11:08AM
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TheDude
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That's what I was thinking when the thread was created... I think haha
Nov 13 2010 12:14PM
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yojimbo
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no way sneezing is so pleasurable. the only sneezing I don't like are when your sick and stuffed up and feel like shit and you sneeze and your just like ughhgoainnnnnn (soft nasaly sound) then you blow mad snot everywehre and then sneeze again. those ones aren't so great but they do still feel really good!
Nov 13 2010 12:22PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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haha this. my sneezes are fucking loud and i purposely yell after. I was in Hawaii one year and the person in the condo next to ours sneezed super loud too and we both just happened to sneeze around the same time so it was like a competition ha
Nov 13 2010 12:23PM
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E.FARR
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a sneeze is 1/12th of an orgasm. thats why its so satisfying..

im wondering if you sneezed like 12 times at once would you have a full orgasm or just be like 12/144th of an orgasm..
Nov 13 2010 1:52PM
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