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Resurrecting the Dead

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asac
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If you could pick one person to resurrect from the dead, who would it be. i pick JESUS





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May 23 2004 1:50PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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hitler
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I have a different stance on abortion: I'm against abortion, but for killing babies. That way everyone loses, and I win. I'm neither pro choice, nor pro life; I'm pro you-shutting-the-hell-up. The only way I'd be 'pro choice' is if it meant I could choose which babies I could abort, and only then if I could lift the age restriction to 80.
May 23 2004 1:52PM
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huckster989
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gangis kahn I bet that man could party like none other!
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May 23 2004 2:05PM
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skiierman
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i would pick... The Easter Bunny.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 23 2004 2:07PM
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hoodratz47
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bob marley....he could make som sick as tracks with 50 cent!!




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why would you rather a chick? if it was completely dark and you were fucken hammered and some gay guy just started giving you head, would you know the difference? you know who.....
May 23 2004 2:11PM
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J.D.
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Socrates, so I could follow him around and watch him make fools of people with wanton disregard, until they executed him again.

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Here I am
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May 23 2004 2:14PM
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bobdole
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britney spears


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May 23 2004 2:29PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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Damn it, J.D. beat me to Socrates. I would definately become a desciple of his.


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May 23 2004 4:38PM
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BMit
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either chris farley or john candy
both sad sad losses




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May 23 2004 4:40PM
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marlin_102
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^ you have somethign for funny fat guys, dont ya?

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May 23 2004 4:43PM
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samck89
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wait dude who started this whole thread dealio, according to your bible, isnt jesus supposed to be resurrected already? so how can tou resurect him?

but for me id say... either bob marley or i dont know who else
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May 23 2004 4:44PM
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ztragnoB
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jerry garcia so i could get him into a drug rehab program and he wouldnt die all over again.


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May 23 2004 5:12PM
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ScratchCobra66
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my freind Lilly who died this past year in a car accident earlier this year.




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May 23 2004 5:52PM
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asac
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jesus is in heaven, which technically means he's dead. i'd bring him back then school him in some street hoops.





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May 23 2004 6:18PM
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hoodratz47
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chris farley




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why would you rather a chick? if it was completely dark and you were fucken hammered and some gay guy just started giving you head, would you know the difference? you know who.....
May 23 2004 6:43PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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nostradamus, hes crazy.





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May 23 2004 7:26PM
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J.D.
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^Yeah, Nostradamus would be good. Maybe you could get him to clarify his predictions... like, this one:

Nostradamus

Century 6, Quatrain 97

Two steel birds will fall from the sky on the
Metropolis. The sky will burn at forty-five degrees
latitude. Fire approaches the great new city.
Immediately a huge, scattered flame leaps up. Soon,
rivers will flow with blood. The undead will roam
earth for little time.

...say, what's the latitude of NYC again?

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In a haze
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I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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Always...
May 23 2004 7:31PM
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J.D.
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^Nero burned down Rome for no adequately explained reason. That was pretty nuts. Marcus Aurelius bathed in blood. Them Romans, they so crazy.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
May 23 2004 7:41PM
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samck89
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jd, when were these predictions made?
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May 23 2004 10:30PM
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J.D.
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16th century, I think? I don't know when nostradamus was alive, might have been 17th cent.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
May 23 2004 11:12PM
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joei
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J.R.R. TOLKIEN straight up


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May 23 2004 11:14PM
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canonrider
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grandpa, cause i know how happy it would make my mom to see her father again.
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May 24 2004 3:21AM
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west
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TREVOR PETERSON




better to burn out...
...then fade away
May 24 2004 7:11AM
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doghoy
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myself id kill myself and come back
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May 24 2004 7:22AM
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alpinecowboy84
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a waste of pick to everyone else, but pure gold to myself: stanley kubrick. golden fucking god.

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May 24 2004 7:26AM
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petek
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muhatma ghandi.


in the allegory of life, i dislike what you represent.
May 24 2004 9:56AM
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waterville_NH
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kurt cobain




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May 24 2004 10:04AM
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d-loc
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santa clause



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May 24 2004 10:49AM
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.John.
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Jimi Hendrix


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May 24 2004 11:25AM
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twix_182
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your mom

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May 24 2004 11:37AM
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skiierman
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ummm i would pick Satan.



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May 24 2004 2:30PM
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T.L.
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i would resurrect jesus and get him drunk then tell him to write a new bible. i wonder how it would go. lol

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May 24 2004 2:49PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Blastphemer^




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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
May 24 2004 2:52PM
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weazelzb
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Jerry Garcia... or Hendrix





Lately it occurs to me... what a long strange trip its been....
May 24 2004 2:53PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Hitler.




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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
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May 24 2004 2:55PM
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