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Bellman is the BEST job evar

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Jibbidy
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Most people don't think about it. If you A)Love cars and B)Love people you will love this job. It's the easiest, most basic, funnest, least stressful job I've ever worked. Just work at a nice hotel to drive the nice stuff. Plus you can make, with tips, over $20 an hour! I get tipped for retrieving cars like this:

Audi R8 V10 Spyder (today actually, I'm still ecstatic) and all other models
Porsche all models
Aston Martin V8 Vantage
Many AMG model Mercedes
Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8
Chargers
Camaro's
Challengers
and on, and on, on

Kids, for even a summer job, it doesn't get much better. And your interpersonal skills get so amazing and you learn to have unlimited confidence.


Nov 11 2010 11:40PM
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Travapple.
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can you smoke weed while working????
Nov 11 2010 11:42PM
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Chokolite
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that job sounds legit. wish they had 5star hotels in the burbs that would hire me ahah
Nov 11 2010 11:43PM
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Jibbidy
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if you can hold your composure well, sure. Some colleagues of mine work high. Smoke before work to be safe though, not during. Graveyards here and there are obvious opportunities
Nov 11 2010 11:44PM
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Ducky.
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Jealous...
Nov 11 2010 11:44PM
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Olde_English
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sounds so sick. you are a lucky man
Nov 11 2010 11:58PM
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deathcookie
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What happens if you crash?
Nov 12 2010 12:02AM
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Chokolite
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I died a little when I read that
Nov 12 2010 12:02AM
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Jibbidy
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you should never crash...worst case you back into another car. if it isn't super nice and your past any probationary period, hotel insurance pays it all. but if you're a dumbass its a different story. In 6 months I haven't done shit to any car
Nov 12 2010 12:04AM
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Jibbidy
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Take this for example. What did this guy learn?

-Don't drive fast
-Don't even touch the traction control button
-If it says, AMG on the back right, it's fast as hell, faster than most cars.
Nov 12 2010 12:12AM
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Jibbidy
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here's the story:

Nov 12 2010 12:13AM
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PartyHon
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noooootttt cool
Nov 12 2010 12:14AM
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jorb.co
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uh oh, somebody's sarcasm meter is broken.
Nov 12 2010 12:16AM
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Jibbidy
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oopsie daisy. yeah haha obvi don't need fucking drugs, I'm dumb
Nov 12 2010 12:17AM
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deleted5
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you would love westcester ny
Nov 12 2010 12:24AM
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Mezmerize19
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Armonk wut?
Nov 12 2010 12:34AM
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tacobellslayer
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A close friend of mine used to work as a bellhop to a really upscale restaurant in Chicago. Claims it was the best job of his life, 20$ tips were average he said. Plus he also talked about driving some crazy cars, just like the op. I'de imagine its not a bad job.
Nov 12 2010 12:36AM
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njwa88
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To the guy who did this:

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Nov 12 2010 12:42AM
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Abc567def
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so what ur saying is that the guy that crashed the merc didn't get a tip?
Nov 12 2010 12:48AM
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theabortionator
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Sounds fucked. Who doesn't tip a hard working valet because he accidentally bumped into your car? People can be stingy assholes
Nov 12 2010 12:56AM
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sirschralpalot.
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What the fuck is a "merc"? If you're talking about a mercedes call it a benz, hence the full name, "Mercedes-Benz"
Nov 12 2010 1:03AM
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pelle_munch
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Nov 12 2010 1:09AM
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sirschralpalot.
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nice pic lol
Nov 12 2010 1:11AM
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Flozz
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I would kill to get to drive a V8 Vantage.... Lucky man.
Nov 12 2010 1:24AM
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Jibbidy
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yup
Nov 12 2010 1:28AM
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deleted5
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lol wut u know
Nov 12 2010 1:29AM
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Jibbidy
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It is definitely one badass car to own - a classic style too. Thoroughly enjoyed that one. Really it's not like crazy fast super duper driving, it's just PARKING but it's sick to compare so many hot cars.
Nov 12 2010 1:31AM
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