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404404
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There have been some trends on the prom and tuxes and shit well this one if for those who couldnt get a date.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 23 2004 11:07AM
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mg.
Posts: 752 - Karma: 74
^ u couldn;t get a date man that would duck.. haha that would really suck not goin to prom or goin with a nasty chick
May 23 2004 11:14AM
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Phrosty
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haha loser.


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May 23 2004 11:20AM
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hoodratz47
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i did not get to go to prom wiht date i was not goign to be able to go until the last second and there were no chicks.. so i just went in agroup and got to dance with many hot babes and not shell out 300 bucks. at all... really its just beacuse im a cheap jew




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why would you rather a chick? if it was completely dark and you were fucken hammered and some gay guy just started giving you head, would you know the difference? you know who.....
May 23 2004 11:58AM
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ATLANTASKI
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fuck yall get out late most schools are already out right now

handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis


have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

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May 23 2004 11:59AM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
shut up atlanta...
you make us feel bad



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May 23 2004 12:56PM
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Girays_Brother
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ur a loser andy



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
May 23 2004 1:07PM
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skodeo7
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hahaha yeaa I didnt go to prom, but it was by choice not cause I couldnt get a date
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May 23 2004 1:19PM
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theBOSS.
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dont worry, andy can spend prom night staying up late playing d&d and eating stale nachos
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May 23 2004 3:07PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i went to prom. I'm cool.


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May 23 2004 4:14PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahahahahhaha i bet will had a date....you shouldve been like erik and drove poelple around for money

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
May 23 2004 4:17PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
haha.....haha not much to say....




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my idea is for everyone to just go fucking ballistic about it and make an online petition somewhere and tell friends, family, animals, strangers, niggers, jews, etc. to sign the petition
-newskool450
May 23 2004 4:58PM
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Newskoolkavana
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poor andy



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May 23 2004 5:59PM
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IrishDrink87
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i was asked. but when i told him i wouldnt have sex with him at the end of the night cause i had a bf, he was like, 'never mind.'

then someone else asked me and i just said no. its no fun if youre not with someone youre totally chill with.


I dont want a large Farva!
May 23 2004 6:08PM
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wiglaf
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yeah, i drove people and made money.
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May 23 2004 6:40PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
will didnt have a date either, i allmost had one but she was going to floarida with her faimly.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 23 2004 7:25PM
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Rip
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damn, im a loser and i got a date


Yankees Suck
May 23 2004 7:26PM
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joei
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i got asked but didnt care, because prom just flat out sucks
um, lets spend about 500 dollars so i can prance around in a dress for a night, get to ride in a long car, have a nice steak then get laid by someone who has never been sexed.....hmm sounds fun
next year, ill definitely pursue it....

i perfer going dancing at an 80s dance club with old men, yeaaaa, thats what im talkin about


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GIRLS OF NS represent
May 23 2004 11:13PM
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etom
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umm lets spend 500 dollars in a night, wear clothes that make you look hot, get driven around in a long car with all your homies getting drunk, dance with hot people of the opposite gender, then go to a cracken afterparty with your homies and get even more smashed, then fuck. sounds like a fuckign awsome tiem to me.
what
May 23 2004 11:23PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
^ and this children, is what MTV does to the young, vulnerable brain


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May 23 2004 11:33PM
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freeskiing04
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jew crew hoodratz
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Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
May 23 2004 11:38PM
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ScratchCobra66
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yeah i was going to go to prom, but i went to NYC instead.




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
May 24 2004 8:22AM
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ScratchCobra66
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yeah i was going to go to prom, but i went to NYC instead.




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
May 24 2004 8:24AM
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ScratchCobra66
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sorry about the double post.




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
May 24 2004 8:24AM
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dpoiii
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what does etom's post have to do with mtv..I'd be willing to bet anyone that kids did that before MTV came out..


D$
May 24 2004 8:50AM
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d-loc
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just go alone G, and rock with ur cock out



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
May 24 2004 10:51AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
^ it will drag on the floor, and yea it would have cost me about 300$ and i cant dance and the music they have sucks ass. Insted i bought a pair of skis and a play boy.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 24 2004 5:37PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
yep its 9oc and im sitting on my comp probly going to go to bed at 10 or so. This was basicly who i pictured spending my ball sence i was a freshmen.










Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'
- My ecnomics teacher
May 28 2004 7:51PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
ours is tomorrow i think. o well not going




Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
May 28 2004 8:09PM
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west
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Sucks to be you guys. Even if I wasn't going I would still party my ass off afterwards.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
May 28 2004 8:10PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
i got my licence the friday AFTER the prom. i chose not to go, but i probably couldn't have gotten a date if i had gone.........

the worst part is that i couldn't go to any after parties....... noone was gonna pick my ass up, and it's not like you can have your parents drive you to a prom afterparty......

that's my pathetic prom night, in a nutshell.
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That's Mr. Bangor to you!

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May 28 2004 8:24PM
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
I could've got a date is really code for 'no girls like me'
The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
May 29 2004 12:06AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Bangor, just take a cab. It's what I did, and what I do often for house parties. Lord knows I'll be needing to take one home, anyways. Doesn't cost that much, you'll be spending far more on alcohol.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
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Always...
May 29 2004 12:07AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
mmmm, a cab would have been a good idea.... then again i live in a pretty rural area..... not many cabs around.....
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That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
May 29 2004 1:32PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
What Etom said.


Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

Pussyfooter, while you are at it i think you should probably make a shout out for the kkk, the aryan nation, white people in general, upper class ceo's, george bush, conservative repbulicans everywhere, anyone that says 'them niggers', cross burners, and racist homophobic misogynistic backwater bum fuck confederate flag flying neo nazi mother fuckers all across america -AlpineCowboy84

Dangle It.

ARMADA
May 29 2004 1:35PM
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P-JO
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I don't know nrthfacer, etom got it pretty good, that is a very possible ideal prom night and even what you described didn't sound bad...except I wouldn't want to wear a dress and get laid by a man.




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May 29 2004 2:00PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
Literally nobody worth going with at my school. Lots of girls wanted to go with me but I wasn't going to have fun with them, so I just went to parties afterwards. Prom is only meaningful if high school is the greatest period of time in your life, in which case you suck ass. I went to Junior though, and it really wasn't that great.


We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
May 29 2004 7:59PM
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sporegasm
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I never went to prom, nor showed a slight interest into it. LOL @ those who paid a lot of money for a outfit that they'll only wear once in their entire life.

I've seen plenty of really expensive brand name dresses & tuxes in new-like condition selling really fuckin' CHEAP at thrift stores. Save your parents $$ and put them in better uses.

There's a billion of starving homeless people on this planet, dudes.. Dont be cheap, spare them lil money.

And I find it quite funny watching High Schoolers making an ass out of themselves by getting really smashed in a hotel room or someone's parent's summer house.
May 29 2004 8:10PM
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Freestylindude
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dude, who the fuck watches high schoolers get drunk? you're wierd, man
Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?
May 29 2004 8:53PM
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ATLskier
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Scratchcobra's got it right. NYC over prom any day.
May 29 2004 9:46PM
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sporegasm
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No, I dont have a friend who is in high school right now.

There was tons of them getting fucked at hotel that night when me and my friends rented a room right next to theirs when we were on our way to New Mexico for vacation. Me and my friends were tripping so hard on LSD and we thought it would be fun to observe these kids' behaviors. We actually laughed at them for about 2 hours, and they thought we were laughing with them. It was pretty funny watching them (mainly jocks and these apparently 'popular' fellows saying; 'Whoa man, I'm drunk.' trillions of time that night because they get so fucking stupid when smashed. Jesus wept cuz of their stupidity.
May 29 2004 9:54PM
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hazel_32
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^why didnt u just say acid....but yeah i wen tot prom...i am a freshman....its was ok..i knew alot of people there so it made it fun...but like the music sucked....and te food was good...and i was with a hot date...and well my night was medeorcre.....not great but still had fun


hazel
May 29 2004 10:16PM
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switchskier88
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junior prom blew this year better be more fun since i already wasted the money
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May 29 2004 10:55PM
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