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dream pipe run plz?

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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
okay, heres the deal, alright? ill give a brand new pair of pollard pros to whoever can make up the best orignal pipe run.

8 hits max, biggest spin = 1260.
May 23 2004 9:10AM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
drop in faster than anyone eevr, right into a fliffus
unnatural 9
reg cork 7
big ole switch straight air
switch rodeo 7
cork 1260 safety until 720, then true tail for the rest of the 1260
yeeeeaaaaahhh
May 23 2004 9:21AM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
flatspins all the way down to a 900 in the end





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
May 23 2004 9:25AM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
cork 5 blunt
alley oop flat 7 critical
switch 9 opp safety
switch alley oop rodeo 7 japan
unnnaty alley oop flat 5 critical
alley oop cork 9 mute
cork 10 opp blunt
switch unnaty 5 nose


that would be an intense run

Jeff
Poniverus
May 23 2004 9:28AM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
Well, I'd take out my 210cm Elans (which of course i havent turned the tails up on) and then drop in left wall:

Unnatty alley-oop
Alley-oop flat 5 (critical)
Cork 5 (tail)
Air to fakie (safety)
Switch rodeo 7 (uncrossed tail)
Flair (mute)
900 (safety)
Stall out on the left wall just for show

I'm not sure it could be done, but if it could, this run would win any comp I would be judging.


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May 23 2004 9:42AM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
alley oop flat 5 nose
cork 5 reverse true tail
unnatural flair true tail
dspin 9 reverse mute
alley oop 270 nose
cork 720 true tail
switch cork 7 safety

all hits 18+ feet out

that´d be sick...

-JW
May 23 2004 9:42AM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
Posts: 1360 - Karma: 10
alley oop nose 5
1080 blunt
switch 1080 phil grab
alley oop unnaty rodeo 5 stalefish
tweaked mute to fakie
switch bio japan 7
switch unnaty leading mute 5
alley oop unnaty cork toxic 7


May 23 2004 9:53AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
starting on right wall
540 safety
allyoop 540 inside safety
unnaty 540 blunt
unnaty alloop 540 tip
straight air phil
switch 540 japan
switch tripple front flip stiffy, three feet out.
May 23 2004 10:06AM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
starting on right wall, boosting a cork 9 blunt, then ally-oop flair mute, then ally-oop flat-spin 5, 1080 saftey, switch flair saftey
skiing rules
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May 23 2004 10:26AM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
alleyoop twister spread
kossack 5
straight air daffy

that would be enough

handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.

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have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

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May 23 2004 10:51AM
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meb9486
Posts: 740 - Karma: 10
spread eagles like 20' out the whole way down


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May 23 2004 11:05AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
corked 1260
corked 1260
corked 1260
corked 1260
corked 1260
corked 1260
corked 1260
daffy, screamin, daffy, to late 1260





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May 23 2004 11:16AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
winner^^





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May 23 2004 2:10PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
ya thats wat i was thinkin

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
May 23 2004 2:11PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
fly in and drop in switch, first hit switch 10
alley oop flatspin 5 critical
big tail flair
alley oop flatspin 9
uncrossed blunt air to fakie
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May 23 2004 2:11PM
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the_lone_cannoneer
Posts: 252 - Karma: 32
drop in switch on left wall,
grind the lip to 180 out (to switch)
unnatty switch cork 3 opposite true tail
alley oop unnatty cork 180 with t hall guerilla steez
front flip lui kang to switch
air out really high and do a kickflip to switch
and for the final hit do a blinkinton
i've been steezed out since cub scouts
May 23 2004 2:42PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
just a hole bunch of random stuff all over 18 feet of air backs fronts some 12s jsut lots of stuff
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
May 23 2004 2:44PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
drop in switch with a lot of speed then:
switch cork 5 nose
ally oop flatsipin (crichton style)
unnatural flatspin 3
switch back
screamin seamen air-to-fakie

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May 23 2004 2:48PM
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LINESUCKS*
Posts: 661 - Karma: 10
Yesterday at superpark i was busting moves like never before. first my buddy and i T Dizzle got toed up to the top of the as he says 'money booter' but it took us a while to get there because dizzle kept falling off because he was too scared. he eventually pooped in his pants and hiked up. So at the top of the jump all the pros were there. but they were all too scared to hit the jump. and they all pooped. so i went and did a cork 1620. then i went up to the rail jamming jib section. candide and t dizzle were both there and as usual t dizzle pooped in his pants and started to cry. so i wacked him on the head with line skis that i had burnt early in the woods nearby. the rail was about 55 ft away and candide clamied he could do a cork 810 disaster. so he tried one aand landed on his head. he left with t dizzle. so iwent up and did my favorite trick. a d spin 1530 on cork 810 off.and luckily for me johnny form pbp was there and gave me a part in his movie. then i went back up to the top of the mountain where the big mountain was going down. pep dawg and c.r hommee were there as well. we all got to the top of a 220 ft cliff. pep and hommee were too afraid so i pushed them off where they both pooped and made brown snow. but i jumped too only i did a triple 1620 ont o a 1000 ft 34 kink s rail where i did 34 switch ups to a misty 1530 off. then shredded to the money booter where the pros were still pooping. so i challenged mike nick who was cringing up and had a million pounds of poop behind to a jump session. he was scared and he said 'no i have to go meet tanner at the 5 fotter with the four-year-olds.' then i proceeded to the five footer to see what was going down. there were ten 4 year olds and mike and tanner. tanner had to go hide in a cave and mike nick was still to scared to hit the five footer. then after this i went urban jibbing where fans swarmed over me and the pros, well, they were pooping and pooping and pooping.

what
May 23 2004 2:51PM
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d_structure_power
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
mommy's run was the worst ever
May 23 2004 3:46PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
ok now heres a run thatll kick alllls ur ass's, drop in switch boost 1000000000000 ft high cork 1440 super duper slow blunt, by the time you land, uv already done with the whole pipe
skiing rules
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May 23 2004 3:49PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
cork 5 opp mute
flat 5 crit
cork 9 blunt
alley oop 5 oppmute
cork 10
switch rodeo 7

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
May 23 2004 3:54PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
^thats the run that ill do next year

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
May 23 2004 3:54PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
^is your name chricton



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May 23 2004 3:59PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
alley-oop 5
unnaty alley-oop 9
straight air true-nose
mctwist 9 critical
alley-oop unnaty flair blunt
d-spin 1080
handplant and/or full stall-360 out
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May 23 2004 6:57PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
Whole pipe run would be switch

1st hit - switch 180 to smoooth ass mute to switch landing

2nd hit - switch takeoff to the smoothest 5 with a nose grab, yet again switch landing

3rd hit - switch cork 9 with a hearty grab, switch landing

4th hit - switch flatspin 9 with yet another incredibly sexy grab, switch landing

5th hit - switch 1260 with a true tail grab (blunt), switch landing, then the crowd goes nuts and everyones pants are soiled.

6th hit - switch alley-oop 180 (just see it happening in your head) with a styled out safety, eric pollard style, to switch landing of course

7th hit - switch alley-oop 5 with double stink bug to switch landing

8th and final hit - Skier throws his poles into the crowd before he hits the pipe wall and in mid-air unstraps his helmet and throws that in the crowd while he's still up there.

Then lands switch, stops and steps out of his skis and proceeds to throw those in the crowd as well. Then the pipe run gets noted in highschool history textbooks as the greatest ski halfpipe-run of all time.
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This pink banada rag has been hooked on the back of my pants for years, i love this thing, it just sits their, everyone knows its me because of my rag. You could probally call it mine good luck charm.:-)

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May 23 2004 7:58PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
a grab
very slow stylie 180
540 grab very slow
cork 5
i dunno, nothing too big and fast though

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May 23 2004 8:17PM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
drop in
720
switch 3 (extremely slow, and stylie)
cork 9
ally oop 1080
switch rodeo 7
hand plant mute grab
nose stall
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May 23 2004 8:37PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
im a mix between crichton and vanular...im their son they had me at eh vt open

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
May 25 2004 5:00PM
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JBeas
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 237
cork 9 true tail
alley oop cork 5 true nose
flat 7 japan
switch cork 7 tail
flair true tail
cork 12
cork 10 true tail
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May 25 2004 5:10PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
one daffy dropping into the pipe w/ a three foot drop. No spins. there gay.


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May 25 2004 5:18PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
^^ your going to brake your leg little man, or im going to do it. Either way it wont be good.










Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

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May 25 2004 5:25PM
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5blunt
Posts: 387 - Karma: 14
i think
drop in on the right wall hit the left wall and:

unatural 5 (mute)
cork 9 (phil grab)
jons unatural flare(tail)
strait air (blunt)
aleyoop
May 25 2004 5:59PM
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the_lone_cannoneer
Posts: 252 - Karma: 32
so who wins the skis mommy?
i've been steezed out since cub scouts
May 25 2004 6:00PM
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*scotty
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 20
cork 5 blunt
alley oop flat 7 critical
switch 9 opp safety
switch alley oop rodeo 7 japan
unnnaty alley oop flat 5 critical
alley oop cork 9 mute
cork 10 opp blunt
switch unnaty 5 nose

RePiN 4 NZ WoRlD WiDe
May 25 2004 8:39PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
zero zero zero u should go so big that u only haev 3 jumps down teh pipe
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May 25 2004 9:24PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
drop in....bomb the whole pipe till the last 30meters, hit the right wall, and spin to deat corked to inverted to who knows what, and then once u feel yourself near the cround...land switch, and ride towards your screaming fans

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Parents: Oh...
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May 25 2004 9:56PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
huge slow ungrabbed 540
air to fakie blunt
fakie alley-oop flatspin 7 safety
straight air mute
alley-oop lui kang
d-spin 9 phil grab.


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May 25 2004 10:06PM
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
Corked 720 then go into a 900, to switch flair. bust out a rodeo 7, then go into an inverted 7 true tail, then end with a switch flat 5.
May 26 2004 12:18AM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
cork 3 nose
switch straight air blunt
switch rodeo 5 critical
butter 180 to 540 (not impossible at all)
flair, case on the very edge of the wall on purpose, then 180 in.
cool victory dance.
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May 26 2004 12:23AM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
drop in
alley oop5
air to fakie
switch 9 tip grab
corked 540 tail








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May 26 2004 9:33AM
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midwest_rep2
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 10
Starting on right wall:
Cork 5 mute ala belanger
alley oop screamin seamen japan
Instead of waiting till the end to do switch tricks, here you bust out a big 7 blunt to switch
On left wall, a big alley oop 5 safety or nose back to regular
Big flair tail grab
flat 5 japan
cork 9 op mute
tuck the end switch and spray the crowd


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May 26 2004 11:26AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Everything misty7 said, except switch.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
May 26 2004 11:41AM
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5blunt
Posts: 387 - Karma: 14
or start on the right wall and:

straight air (phil)
alyoop (nose)
cork 5 (blunt)
unatural flare (tail)
9 (mute)
alyoop flat 7 (critacal)









May 26 2004 6:57PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
bristol rider wins




Thongs are so hot right now
May 26 2004 7:12PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i didnt think anybody wanted the skis.. so i ate them already. sorry.
May 27 2004 7:05AM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
tuck the whole pipe, take one hit, throw a corked 12 45 feet above the deck, and landed 15 feet out of the pipe, maybe in the crowd
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May 27 2004 8:04PM
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