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So my friend is pretty much fucked

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dex.
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remember this thread?

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/569549/page/1/

well its been a few weeks since my buddy blacked out and rawdogged this girl (lets just call her shamu). he got a phonecall from her saying she wanted to meet up and "talk". turns out shes prego LOL.

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what should he name it?

please take pity ns...
Nov 11 2010 12:51AM
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BrewskiJr
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No way..... 1st?
Nov 11 2010 12:52AM
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beermuscles
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no way .. i remember.
Nov 11 2010 12:52AM
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jeremy.g
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bail.
Nov 11 2010 12:53AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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wow that sucks
Nov 11 2010 12:53AM
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1337
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what do they call baby whales again, calfs?
name it that
Nov 11 2010 12:55AM
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.AR6rider.
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If she lost 100 pounds she would probably be pretty cute...

Oh, and it doesn't need a name if she aborts it.
Nov 11 2010 12:55AM
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dex.
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shes SUPER christian she's gonna keep it....irony is a lol
Nov 11 2010 12:56AM
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Gnarshred
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name it snooki obvi.
Nov 11 2010 12:57AM
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.AR6rider.
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Well in that case, it sounds like your friend needs to arrange for her to have an "accident"

...oops, how the hell did those stairs get there!?
Nov 11 2010 12:58AM
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JETS
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really dude? thats fucked up you woould post this shit on NS after I told you over 10 times to not do it i wasn't joking you dumbass this is my personal shit not yours to make fun of your honesty fucked up
Nov 11 2010 12:59AM
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Ronald_Ray.Gun
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with a swift punch to the stomach he doesn't have to name it...
just saying
Nov 11 2010 12:59AM
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thisandthatfilms
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omg 9!!!!
Nov 11 2010 12:59AM
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.AR6rider.
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On second thought, does your friend have any proof that she's actually preggo?  Could be one of those sly ploys for attention perfected by fat girls.
Nov 11 2010 1:00AM
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thisandthatfilms
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UHTTT OHHHHHHH
Nov 11 2010 1:00AM
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Gnarshred
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In that thread you said it was your friend, not you. Troll fail.
Nov 11 2010 1:00AM
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dex.
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you need to take a closer look at that thread
Nov 11 2010 1:01AM
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-Mugatu
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you suck as a friend.
Nov 11 2010 1:01AM
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Gnarshred
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I right I remember reading that at the time too haha Why would he post that shit in the first place? He shoulda been out buying plan b ha
Nov 11 2010 1:03AM
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Slettalaen
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i donno what to call that kid. but we all agree we could call your buddy mr granddaddy of regret
Nov 11 2010 1:04AM
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JETS
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yah honestly dude thats fucked up. what am i gunna do now? now that its on NS might as well discuss. im pretty much fucked on so many levels. theres goes my paychecks for the next 18 years cuz theres no way im staying with this girl shes only someone i messed around with not at all someone i like in anyway
Nov 11 2010 1:04AM
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BootySpunk.
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He is right...you guys are idiots and fail...Good Job.
Nov 11 2010 1:06AM
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Dick_Buttkiss
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Inb4 pic of coathanger
Nov 11 2010 1:07AM
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-Mugatu
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...He's absolutely right.


i e-dont like you for the time being.
Nov 11 2010 1:08AM
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thisandthatfilms
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INB4 ABORTIONATER
Nov 11 2010 1:09AM
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dex.
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no...you need to learn how to read actually....tard
Nov 11 2010 1:10AM
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.AR6rider.
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Ask and you shall receive

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This one even has advice on it from Nike!

Nov 11 2010 1:11AM
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max...
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that sucks. you aren't even young enough to be on teen mom. you actually have to deal with this shit
Nov 11 2010 1:12AM
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Hemulen.
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just grab all your cash and move to europe.
Nov 11 2010 1:16AM
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304NordMan
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hahaha. Funny
Nov 11 2010 1:17AM
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baethoven
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It cant be named anything other than snooki. Allowing a incredibly drunk to fuck you sounds super Christian.. If she won't abort, swift kick to the stomach, accidental push down some stairs? Jokes
Nov 11 2010 1:23AM
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dex.
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pause not.
Nov 11 2010 1:24AM
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gwhitey
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wow, hes gunna have to have a heavy salary to feed that beast
Nov 11 2010 1:25AM
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fdsa
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She pretty much looks preggo in that pic. Maybe not yours?
Nov 11 2010 1:25AM
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Abc567def
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name it lucky or spot, yea name it spot.....
Nov 11 2010 1:29AM
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LS.
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i support this theory
Nov 11 2010 1:49AM
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p-fo
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you have awesome friends
Nov 11 2010 1:51AM
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no_steeze
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hahahahaha
Nov 11 2010 1:55AM
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Parrish
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hahahahahahahaha
Nov 11 2010 1:57AM
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wintersway
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where the fuck is theabortionator
Nov 11 2010 2:29AM
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ARfive
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who cares, theabortioner sucks
Nov 11 2010 2:32AM
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baethoven
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Maybe, but the Abortionator is awesome.
Nov 11 2010 2:34AM
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bakedpow
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Ph shit bro
Nov 11 2010 2:54AM
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theabortionator
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So, what day should I stop by?
Nov 11 2010 2:56AM
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dex.
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oh and i forgot to mention, he drank three four lokos that night

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Four Loko: a blessing in disguise.
Nov 11 2010 3:00AM
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family_vacation
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illegal in our state from now on....
Nov 11 2010 3:02AM
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jorb.co
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first page. that sucks.
Nov 11 2010 3:03AM
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jorb.co
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might as well go page 2 also.
Nov 11 2010 3:04AM
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MitchConnors
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Why are all the super christian chicks getting pregnant?
Nov 11 2010 3:04AM
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dex.
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stock up buddy
Nov 11 2010 3:09AM
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dubaiski
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because super christian chicks dont normally fuck people.
Nov 11 2010 3:18AM
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