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Does your PENIS get cold while skiing?

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Obsessedwski
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Presenting...

THERMAJOCK!!!

http://thermajock.com/index.html
Nov 11 2010 12:21AM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
No, stop asking :(
Nov 11 2010 12:23AM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
One might say it's a....sock? ....for your cock?
Nov 11 2010 12:23AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
I prefer the Tuggie
Nov 11 2010 12:24AM
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encludemeout
Posts: 285 - Karma: 10

ordering right meow

not really. i've never had a problem with my penis getting cold

Nov 11 2010 12:26AM
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Dirty_Griddle
Posts: 456 - Karma: 79
i prefer to keep my junk warm with icy-hot
Nov 11 2010 12:26AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
this brings a story to mind...

sometimes while riding i'll be like, damn its kind of chilly, i don't get it. its not that cold out yet i feel slightly chilled. then it hits me and i look down, pull up my tall tees, and my fly is open. i call it chillydick. it happens to me rather often.
Nov 11 2010 12:27AM
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Dirty_Griddle
Posts: 456 - Karma: 79
i prefer to keep my junk warm with icy-hot
Nov 11 2010 12:30AM
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Dirty_Griddle
Posts: 456 - Karma: 79
i prefer to keep my junk warm with icy-hot
Nov 11 2010 12:32AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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me too. on occasion my pants will actually unbutton and my fly unzip and the only thing holding my pants up is my belt. doesnt take too long to notice though. balls get sucked up it no time
Nov 11 2010 12:39AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
I just keep myself hard all day long so my cock is filled with blood and never gets cold.
Nov 11 2010 12:41AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
Never again will I have to deal with pre-hot tub embarrassment after a cold day on the slopes. Thank you thermajock for keeping my penis warm and hanging proudly!
Nov 11 2010 12:43AM
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rickety_cricket
Posts: 909 - Karma: 34
I have been waiting for this for so long
Nov 11 2010 12:50AM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
so much win in this post its absurd
Nov 11 2010 12:52AM
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RyCo19
Posts: 365 - Karma: 503
As someone who has been forced to do this during my pledge term, I can tell you that no, you do not prefer this option.

Also, the diagram at the bottom of this page is hilarious:
Nov 11 2010 12:54AM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
i feel like this is sooo unnecessary.
Nov 11 2010 12:54AM
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ryman
Posts: 113 - Karma: 21
instructional diagrams and information. kinda looks like a purse for your junk - figures that a woman would come up with it.
Nov 11 2010 12:57AM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
"versatile use" nice. very classy, I'm rocking one right now.
Nov 11 2010 12:59AM
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Tw33k3d
Posts: 158 - Karma: 27
"Dries quickly." Nice. My cock sweats a lot.
Nov 11 2010 1:01AM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
ouch
Nov 11 2010 1:12AM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
precisely
Nov 11 2010 1:14AM
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skiinian
Posts: 762 - Karma: 187
from their website:

"Tom came up with a prototype and quickly began to test it while running, walking the dog, or hanging out in his house."

hanging out in his house wtf!?! haha
Nov 11 2010 2:38AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51600 - Karma: 161,822
If it gets cold I take my pants off and sit by the fire in the lodge
Nov 11 2010 2:55AM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
to bad i allready have a furnace in mine
Nov 11 2010 3:21AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51600 - Karma: 161,822
I wear fleece pants when I snowboard so I'm nice and toasty.



It's hard to tale this thing seriously


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Nov 11 2010 3:26AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
in b4 "the referenced post has been removed" or whatever it says
Nov 11 2010 3:36AM
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TheReverend
Posts: 364 - Karma: 31
I heard next years Saga will have thermajocks built in to the pants.
Nov 11 2010 3:47AM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
SO much fucking win right here.
Nov 11 2010 3:49AM
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Hi.Phi.
Posts: 602 - Karma: 84
I usually just tuck in one of my tall tees and then wrap it around my dingy.... but this works too
Nov 11 2010 3:53AM
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toominator
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hahaha that looks pretty uncomfortable.
Nov 11 2010 4:29AM
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PC.
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 18
I just fill up a Gatorade bottle with hot water and slide it on. Some duct table attaches it, done deal.

Plus, I have some water for when I get thirsty later that afternoon.
Nov 11 2010 4:48AM
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Mr.Turtle
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was straightlining some groomers last year with my fly open for like 2-3 runs before i noticed. a very bad case of chillydick
Nov 11 2010 9:07AM
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gabe.
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haha buying used Saga pants would be awful than
Nov 11 2010 9:10AM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
the only time my penis gets cold on the mountain is when i take it out, which is on that one rare day when I have sex off exterminator woods, so for me this would not be a sound investment
Nov 11 2010 9:51AM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
hahahahaa i lost. also inb4 post removal
Nov 11 2010 9:54AM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
How did you find this?
Nov 11 2010 12:10PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005

I'd rather have a moderatley cold dick  than  having a sweaty cock

Nov 11 2010 12:57PM
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Shreddysaurus
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Nov 11 2010 1:03PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
even if youre right, youre wrong
Nov 11 2010 1:06PM
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nikkib.
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hahahah!
Nov 11 2010 1:07PM
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nikkib.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 268

LOL

Nov 11 2010 1:08PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
this happens to me as well. goddamn pants button
Nov 11 2010 1:11PM
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ShortTeeLongPole
Posts: 31 - Karma: 13
Ridiculous. What about balls? Are they left out, forgotten, facing certain freezing?
Nov 11 2010 8:22PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
... cocksock
Nov 11 2010 8:25PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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... cocksock

i love it
Nov 11 2010 8:26PM
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sick-as-aids
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not going for a 'big dick claim' but does that come in different sizes because it doesnt look that big and would be uncomfortable thing to not have fit right? #justsaying
Nov 11 2010 8:26PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
cock socks have been on the market since the beginning of time, you just have to find a girl willing to let you wear hers.
Nov 11 2010 8:26PM
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neutralzombie
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i can't imagine why your penis would get cold in general. it's covered by at least two layers, and is situated near your asshole which is 42 degrees. and not to mention it's one of the warmest areas on your body, hence why snakes gravitate towards the crotch. i wish this thread was funny...
Nov 11 2010 8:40PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
speak for yourself- wait you're a girl
when you hit the woods for a pee break, it can FREEZE
Nov 11 2010 8:48PM
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neutralzombie
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well yeah! but putting a sock on it won't help you pee!
Nov 11 2010 8:51PM
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Anathema
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im pretty sure if there was any warmth left for my body to give, it would be to my dick. if my entire body isn't cold yet, there's really no reason to worry
Nov 11 2010 8:57PM
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