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Who lives in portlandia besides me...?

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sami.c
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hi fellow skiing friends. i kind of just moved here and i guess i just need to find my way around the city. what is the happening thing to do here? i need to find my 'niche' here, where may that be?!

well if you have any tips for me or wanna hang out let me know!
Nov 10 2010 11:56PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
oregon? maine?
Nov 10 2010 11:57PM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
I live in San Francisco, which is pretty much exactly like Portland...except I'm in SF and you're all the way in portland...
Nov 10 2010 11:57PM
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deleted5
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im there for the next 3 weeks then im going back to co
Nov 11 2010 12:00AM
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PJS.
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Nov 11 2010 12:00AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
rowen does, but don't talk to him, he is creepy and will try to drill you in his bed
Nov 11 2010 12:01AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
You laugh while I do it and you remain with mr. hands.
Nov 11 2010 12:12AM
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1337
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story of thomas's life
Nov 11 2010 12:14AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
nvm i read it as portland
Nov 11 2010 12:20AM
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Abc567def
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I don't even know where that is
Nov 11 2010 12:41AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
same here
Nov 11 2010 12:43AM
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sami.c
Posts: 29 - Karma: 21
seriously....WHAT THE FUCK?
i asked for friends and basically found all the people i should not talk to....

welcome to portland then.
Nov 11 2010 1:21AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
no thomas slays mad hoes day and night. he tells them about how he doesnt go to school and sits on the computer all day. they've started wearing diapers when they talk with him because they get so wet it just leaks everywhere
Nov 11 2010 1:27AM
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mr.green
Posts: 590 - Karma: 50
no, welcome to NSG maybe check out the regional forums
Nov 11 2010 1:28AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
Go into regionals, you won't get any help here.

This is NSG


Nov 11 2010 1:32AM
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benk
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 988
there are a good 3-4 threads in oregon regionals for people who just moved here.  there are plenty of things to keep yourself busy
Nov 11 2010 1:36AM
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no_steeze
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including rowen's DICK
Nov 11 2010 1:36AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
I went there over fall break it was pretty cool. My friend Dima lives there.
PM him: username HermioneGranger.



Nov 11 2010 1:38AM
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benk
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 988
you just ruined my 1000th post..it only took me 6 years to get here
Nov 11 2010 1:39AM
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RudyGarmisch
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This thread is genuine NS gold right here.
Nov 11 2010 1:40AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
People talk about glass ceilings, but if there's a glass floor this thread shot through it on post number five or so.

Believe it or not, many of the people posting here are legitimately nice, interesting individuals. It just doesn't show online.
Nov 11 2010 1:43AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
well, besides butsecks with rowen, you could talk to hobos by the train station, hang out at whole foods, jump off the bridges over the williamette, and probably go mountainbiking

but rowen runs shit down thee so you should probably give him his due
Nov 11 2010 1:49AM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
I does live in Rose Town.
Nov 11 2010 1:53AM
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no_steeze
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you're just being nice because you wanna bang her

rowen already called dibs anus and mouth. you can get vagoo if you want
Nov 11 2010 1:54AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
I think it needs more talk about Rowen's Dick.
Nov 11 2010 1:55AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
you never go straight ass to mouth
Nov 11 2010 1:58AM
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no_steeze
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thats like saying "you never shit naked backwards in the dark"

obviously i do
Nov 11 2010 2:00AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
No, I'm being nice because the internet (much as we often forget) does have the potential to connect people in real life.

And Alex, you know I'm saving myself for marriage.
Nov 11 2010 2:01AM
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benk
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 988
your mothers would be ashamed!
Nov 11 2010 2:02AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
You only say that because your DICK is just like gold: purely ornamental.
Nov 11 2010 2:03AM
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no_steeze
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said little sally innocentpants as she tried to convince her parents to drive her to the mall to meet her internet boyfriend. little did she know her "boyfriend" was planning on kidnapping her and feeding her to his pet owls
Nov 11 2010 2:04AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
so all of scott's stories of you having a new girl every week and being a complete pimp with english major chicks were all lies?

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Nov 11 2010 2:09AM
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Balto
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what ever comes up on /b/
Nov 11 2010 2:14AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
you not into gore threads?
Nov 11 2010 2:16AM
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Abc567def
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there is other ways?

My favorite is to shit in the shower and try and race the turds to the drain
Nov 11 2010 2:16AM
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Literature
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I didn't know you had pet owls.
Nov 11 2010 2:20AM
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Balto
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you must not fallow him on twitter then
Nov 11 2010 2:21AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
hahahahah yes David.
Nov 11 2010 2:22AM
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Literature
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They were. Sorry.
Nov 11 2010 2:23AM
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wintersway
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Nov 11 2010 2:27AM
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no_steeze
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sally's parents never drove her to meet me so the owls had to resort to cannibalism. i only have 1 left and he's scarred for life. he just rocks back and forth on his perch and twitches
Nov 11 2010 2:35AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
keep Portland passive aggressive

btw stumptown local.. keeping it sorta reel. when i can. always down for a chill.
Nov 11 2010 5:04AM
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theabortionator
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I was just in portland, but I'm sure it was the wrong portland. They could make a movie about that. You and me, in two completely different portlands, crossing the distance barrier, and somehow having a relationship through some type of magic portal or something. I think it'd be a best seller, heartwarming at the very least. Going against the grain to show that love is possible anywhere.


Thoughts?
Nov 11 2010 5:12AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
It would be a chick flick and it would have been your idea.


Doesn't sound so good any more, does it? You'd be the inspiration for a chick flick. Woman.
Nov 11 2010 5:18AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i'd see it if it starred nicholas cage and when they finally met up you got to see him naked
Nov 11 2010 8:52AM
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tfast
Posts: 607 - Karma: 7
transformeece time?
Nov 11 2010 9:12AM
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Literature
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But that only changes whether we pluralize or not-- you still own an owl.
Nov 11 2010 11:36AM
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soulskier
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i dont know about a full feature film, but that would fit right in with high budget pornos. too much fucking, not enough storyline
Nov 11 2010 11:47AM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
I remember my trip to portland sketchy drug addcits and tons of hipsters taking it to the next level of cool
Nov 11 2010 11:51AM
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PacificRimJob
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I live down south in Hashlandia.
Nov 11 2010 12:02PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Page.
Nov 11 2010 12:03PM
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