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Four Loko Stories

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The_Cube
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if you dont know what it is its a energy drink/malt liquor drink that gets you retarted and they cost like $3, and is getting band all over the place because it is really unhealthy.
this is a funny site about it  http://www.fourlokostories.com/

if you have any funny experiences with 4loko post them

Nov 10 2010 7:59PM
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Tw33k3d
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yeah... no.
Nov 11 2010 12:51AM
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thisandthatfilms
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THIS BETTER NOT BE TRUE
Nov 11 2010 12:57AM
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ch@se
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I was drinking all day then dizzybatted a Four Loko. I woke up 4 hours later in a puddle of vomit, wearing a penguin costume, on a couch in a house I've never been in before with a turd in my pants. No lie.

I took a walk of shame back to my dorm wearing a penguin costume and smelling of human feces at 6am.
Nov 11 2010 1:06AM
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thisandthatfilms
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that sounds epic if i was looking at you on this so called walk hahahah
Nov 11 2010 1:07AM
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Rajna
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Ended up drinking 1 fruit punch Four Loko, snorting line of xanax(blackout +5), went to some party and drank some beers, fucked this super sexy girl, then woke up underneath her couch cover...I think it's a good thing Michigan banned them lol.
Nov 11 2010 2:01AM
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Heath.
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Anyone who says they have dranken more than 2 or 3 four lokos is lying. Unless you drank from 10am to 1am, you little kids could never drink over 2 four lokos. 3 four lokos is 18 beers, i bet half of you kids claiming 3 four lokos can barely drink 9 beers.
Nov 11 2010 2:09AM
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ARfive
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18 beers? I've dranken three before in one night, not sure of the exact times but it's like 8 regular beers. Not all of us live in mormon culture
Nov 11 2010 2:12AM
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ARfive
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can't help but respond to this again. "I bet half you kids claiming 3 four lokos can barely drink 9 beers." I'm laughing my ass off at you, 3 four lokos is about 10 beers of 5% beer.

oh you and your 2%, you think you can drink alot until you get out of utah
Nov 11 2010 2:18AM
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Static
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Hot Possie did a 4loko review a few months ago...
http://hotpantsandhandplants.com/weblog/?p=402

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Nov 11 2010 2:24AM
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Schlop
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i lost, sig'd
Nov 11 2010 2:41AM
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SoulSkia
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Bad things happen every time I drink them

Examples:
Get arrested for throwing rocks at signs
Make out with ugly girl
Punch through wall
Fall down a flight of stairs
Puke in some girls purse
Get lost, take 3 hours to walk home without pants (less than a mile away)
Sleep on the frat house roof
Nov 11 2010 2:47AM
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Heath.
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You're so wrong dude, read the kid who posted a bunch of math (if you can).

Each can of four loko is 5-6 light beers (4-4.5% alcohol) (math--12% at 12oz would be about 2.5-3 light beers, 12%/3 = 4% per beer so a full can is roughly 6 beers)

That would make 3 four lokos 15-18 light beers.

Utah beer is the same as light beer, 4%, so stop acting like its so much worse and that you're so much better than everyone else because you're bad ass. i bet you drank those 3 four lokos and puked all night.
Nov 11 2010 2:48AM
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Heath.
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So what you're saying is a fourloko has 3.33 beers in it of 5%? For easy math, lets say you said 12 beers at 5% and that means a fourloko would be 10%(each four loko would have 4 beers in it, 2 for every 12oz at 10%) so your fantasy four loko is more like 9%. Maybe you're confusing it with Joose? Wait no, you're just fucking retarded.


And for the last time ever on NS, utah beer is 3.2% BY WEIGHT or 4% BY VOLUME, which is how every other state measures their beer, making utah beer .2% less than a normal light beer (more alcohol than the really low calorie beers) meaning that we drink the same beer in utah that 90% of NS (if they even drink) drink.
Nov 11 2010 3:11AM
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ARfive
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it is so much worse. when i was in utah i couldn't even get a buzz going, the beer taste like water compared to everywhere else.
Nov 11 2010 3:22AM
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skithesprings
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fuck light beer. fuck 4loko. man up...

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roughly equivalent to 7 beers. i dare you to edward 40 hands these.
Nov 11 2010 3:23AM
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dex.
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only i can embed pictures...

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Nov 11 2010 3:26AM
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Gnarshred
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fuck that man up from that and drink this evil eye. Who knows about this shit? So many fucked up nights as a result of this...
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Nov 11 2010 3:27AM
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Jamestown
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I went to the golf course with some friends and had a FourLoko (2008, great year btw), and shot 18 hole-in-ones.
Nov 11 2010 3:32AM
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skithesprings
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read this thread...

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/577569/

i embed fail when i quote eheath for teh lolz. he mad...
Nov 11 2010 3:35AM
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Heath.
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OMG YOU'RE SO BAD ASS...


You're like every other shit head who comes to utah and "can't get a buzz" learn how to actually drink and you can easily get drunk in utah. And if your stomach can't handle drinking 10+ beers, just go to the liquor store and buy liquor.
Nov 11 2010 4:15AM
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blindside
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lol eheath's mad cuz ya'll stylin on him.



And this is how we get down in MTL

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Nov 11 2010 9:37AM
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-ROY-
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I see people drinking these all the time. Are they even tasty? just sounds like a bag of mashed up asshole in a can to me
Nov 11 2010 9:41AM
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gcobs123
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They are now banned in Michigan...... Shit
Nov 11 2010 9:43AM
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ARfive
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I don't like liquor and drinking ten plus beers at elevation to get drunk is just a joke and insanely unhealthy (cough cough ahem ahem)
Nov 11 2010 9:45AM
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PAuL_Hellar
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people hate on them so much but they get you fucked up its a good time
Nov 11 2010 9:49AM
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-ROY-
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Nov 11 2010 9:53AM
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-ROY-
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fuck it
Nov 11 2010 9:58AM
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PaleCelery
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O hey....
Nov 11 2010 10:20AM
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PaleCelery
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TheClap has a pretty good story hahhahaha
Nov 11 2010 10:22AM
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PaleCelery
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triple post

NoMan: Drank 4 Four Lokos and woke up with a Tranny in my ass. I liked it. Loko just gave me the courage. Now me & Amanda live together. I get tits and dick every night. Thanks Loko.
Nov 11 2010 10:26AM
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garrettdini
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Nov 11 2010 10:35AM
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-ROY-
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gtfo with this shit
Nov 11 2010 10:38AM
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BrewskiJr
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Friend successfully did the 16loko challenge last night (4 fourlokos).
Nov 11 2010 10:39AM
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alexat955
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i really dont like you
Nov 11 2010 10:41AM
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HIRO
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I'M LOKO FOR DEEM LOKOS


Nov 11 2010 11:07AM
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ECB
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My suitemmate turned blue from too much four loko
Nov 11 2010 11:08AM
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PaleCelery
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hahahahahahahahahaha that is great
Nov 11 2010 11:19AM
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BLACKLIVESMATTER
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ok ive got 2 stories

1. some kid in a dorm down the street supposedly shot gunned a 4loko and got fuked, i finally saw the video of him doing and it took him 15 seconds and threw up like a minute later. i was like wtf this kids a pussy so i went for it that night, fruit punch my weapon of choice, went down easy and i was done in 7 seconds, i felt perfectly fine after, on the video of it i say i could drink another. 5 minutes later i was Hammered.
2. my room mate and i came up with some what of a drinking game. We named it 4 cubed, we each had a 4loko, a 40, and 4 bong bowls cannon balling every single hit with multiple swigs. i remember after 2 bowls we put in a ski movie and he and I were literally screaming because we were so stoked. by the last bong bowl my room mate could not move and I had to pick him up and carry him to the bong. Shortly after that we both went to our beds, he was blacking out and waking up every 2 minutes to throw up...many times, i was laying in my bed freaking out because i was hallucination that every ones heads were demons, someone told me i was in tears because some body read me a picture book and i was to scared. All of this went down in about 1.5 hours
i Highly recommend a good night of 4 cubing
Nov 11 2010 12:27PM
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dmc12380
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he knows what up. ive had green apple flavor 10%, soo yummy
Nov 11 2010 12:55PM
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smuggsVT
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Thats the shit right there.


Nov 11 2010 1:06PM
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smuggsVT
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Nov 11 2010 1:08PM
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Heath.
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All i could read from that was "my name is arfive, blah blah blah, im a big pussy."
Nov 11 2010 1:26PM
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TheClap.
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my record is 5 in a night. And alot happened that night that I do not remember
Nov 11 2010 1:32PM
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thebeesknees
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bullshit
Nov 11 2010 1:57PM
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HamFaceGirl
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yall nigguz dont even kno shit. me nd ma nigguz tre, pookie, nd dequan drank 3 4 lokos each in n hour nd got in ma whip to hit da clubs fo some hoes. after an hour in da club ma nugga tre was tryin to be mackin it wit some old homless hoe wit one leg outside da club, yo dat nukka took his dick out nd dat old nigga hoe be givin ma dude head. den ma boi quan be all like damn nigga i gots to be gettin some fo sho bt dat fool ws fucked up im sayin dat nigga was tryin to pull his dick out nd triped no dat old hoe in her whelchar and she tiped ova and bit ma niggas tre dick. quan was gone yo, dat fool was pukin all over dat old hoe on da floo nd tre shit himslf. dem boys cnt drank lik me n ma boi pook, so was like fuck dem drunk ass fools and we hopped in ma whip wit tree fineass hoes and piked up mo lokos and kush n party at ma crib cuz ma moms waz outta towm vizitin ma auntie Babz. mi boi n me nd dem hos was drankin dem on da way to da crib nd afta we got home i donbt be rememberin much cuz i woke up im ma room wit a teletubby costme on nd pookie and two hoes was on da couch neked wit peanut putter n hot sauce erewhere nd dat otha hoe was in ma mas room with ma moms and ma auntie.4 loko be fo real nigguz onle, ya herd!!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY SAYING
Nov 11 2010 2:00PM
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dex.
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my friend blacked out off four loko, fucked a fat girl, and got her prego
Nov 11 2010 2:01PM
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-ROY-
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mus hav drnk 2 much fo loko b4 dis fo typd dat shit
Nov 11 2010 2:09PM
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rigzz
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That's wassup. We know how to do it in MTL.
Nov 11 2010 2:10PM
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zakaroo
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where is it banned now? michigan I know. I'm not sure about washington
Nov 11 2010 2:16PM
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Jamestown
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I friend of mine shotgunned one and had 2 more in the span of 45 minutes. He proceeded to walk out of the house they were pregaming in, throw up on a cop, and get thrown in the drunk tank for 15 hours on Halloween.
Nov 11 2010 2:18PM
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