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yoyoyoyoyo yesterday i busted so0me moves with my home boys T Dizzle, Pep Dawg, And C.R Hommee. first we took it too the park. t Dizzle was scared to go on the rails so he pooped in his pants and started crying. then i wacked him on the head with some line skis i found and then i burned them. so after that we went to the backcountry where we found a cliff. and again the Dizzle pooped him pants. vcthen hommmee and dawg also pooped. but i jumped and did my best trick a bio 1620 triple misty 819 onto a 5 kink log rail d spin 630 out. t dizzle pep and hommee were still pooping.
Yesterday at superpark i was busting moves like never before. first my buddy and i T Dizzle got toed up to the top of the as he says 'money booter' but it took us a while to get there because dizzle kept falling off because he was too scared. he eventually pooped in his pants and hiked up. So at the top of the jump all the pros were there. but they were all too scared to hit the jump. and they all pooped. so i went and did a cork 1620. then i went up to the rail jamming jib section. candide and t dizzle were both there and as usual t dizzle pooped in his pants and started to cry. so i wacked him on the head with line skis that i had burnt early in the woods nearby. the rail was about 55 ft away and candide clamied he could do a cork 810 disaster. so he tried one aand landed on his head. he left with t dizzle. so iwent up and did my favorite trick. a d spin 1530 on cork 810 off.and luckily for me johnny form pbp was there and gave me a part in his movie. then i went back up to the top of the mountain where the big mountain was going down. pep dawg and c.r hommee were there as well. we all got to the top of a 220 ft cliff. pep and hommee were too afraid so i pushed them off where they both pooped and made brown snow. but i jumped too only i did a triple 1620 ont o a 1000 ft 34 kink s rail where i did 34 switch ups to a misty 1530 off. then shredded to the money booter where the pros were still pooping. so i challenged mike nick who was cringing up and had a million pounds of poop behind to a jump session. he was scared and he said 'no i have to go meet tanner at the 5 fotter with the four-year-olds.' then i proceeded to the five footer to see what was going down. there were ten 4 year olds and mike and tanner. tanner had to go hide in a cave and mike nick was still to scared to hit the five footer. then after this i went urban jibbing where fans swarmed over me and the pros, well, they were pooping and pooping and pooping.
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MY GUESS IS THAT TJ STANDS FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT.. HIS NAME IS TJ AND IS MEANT TO BE TJ NOT SOME PROBLEM THAT YOU KIDS TRY TO FIGURE OUT FOR HOURS AND HOURS
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in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-someone