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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
give yourself head?


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May 22 2004 12:15AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
yepp. I woudl try it. It would probably not be worth it, too annoying.

-Michael Lifshitz-
May 22 2004 12:16AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,503
okk,,, really.. in 7th grade i did
its out............... i never meant to tell any one..... hers how i see it. you give your self a handjob..................................... do i need say any more...



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May 22 2004 12:23AM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
fuck yeaa, havent yall seen the SNL skit with will farrell at the yoga place...........
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

May 22 2004 12:24AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
well when you thing about it, would u give another buy a handjob, no, and beating off is straight, so giving urself head technically isnt wrong, but the real question is, would you swallow
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May 22 2004 2:23AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i've seen ron jeremy do it in a porno bloopers movie. so it can't be wrong, right?



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
May 22 2004 4:43AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
i probably wouldnt, just because even though it would feel good, you gotta remember you got a cock in your mouth. ill let a girlie take care of that.
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May 22 2004 7:33AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i dont think i can bend like that. nope, nope i cant.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
May 22 2004 8:06AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
yeah ited probably get pretty annoying having your back and neck all crouched over. but wasn't there a guy who like removed 4 of his ribs so he could give himself head?

May 22 2004 8:10AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
of course i would, in the words of jimmy pop ' if i could do it myself id never leave the house'


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 22 2004 9:01AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
sure i would try it. and no i dont think i would swallow. thats recycling going too far.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 22 2004 10:18AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
according to a statistic, like 80% of young kids have tried to give themselves head.

I remember when i first started jacking off, i tried it. But, dude, i was like 12!!! Sure its a confusing time, or what not, but i still feel really sick just thinkn about it.


in the allegory of life, i dislike what you represent.
May 22 2004 10:20AM
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Luga
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 20
yah i'd try it but hell no i wouldn't swallow
Luga....P.Crew
May 22 2004 10:24AM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
i can't do it...... and i dont think i would if i could...it would taste like shit and yaaaaa...its just somethin that i would rather have a chick doin
May 22 2004 10:28AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
why would you rather a chick? if it was completely dark and you were fucken hammered and some gay guy just started giving you head, would you know the difference?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 22 2004 10:30AM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
^Some more signature material from Lat...
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May 22 2004 10:42AM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
probably not at the moment.....but then when i realized wat happened i would be seriously scared for life
May 22 2004 10:43AM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
so this one time when my uncle was wasted he starts telling me his theorys of life, so he starts off 'Now boys, the only reason that you need to go to college is to get some head.' and we all looked at him like he was crazy and he goes 'now, look at dogs, the sit around all day long lickin their balls and thats why dogs dont have to work. Now the only reason that the human race has to work is to get some head.'





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
May 22 2004 12:49PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
^man ure uncle is awesome.


in the allegory of life, i dislike what you represent.
May 22 2004 12:54PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i can, and yes


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May 22 2004 3:10PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Definatly. i guess its kinda like, its better when i masturbate rather than a guy try so maybe its better if i give myself head...


I dont want a large Farva!
May 22 2004 3:24PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
if you could lick your own snatch i will, at this very moment go buy a plane ticker to where ever it is you live and fuck you in the ass while you munch on yourself


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 22 2004 5:09PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
haha^..... no i dont think id do it.
May 22 2004 5:32PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
that would look like some freaky shit.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 22 2004 5:58PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
sucking ureself off is easier when u have a long dick.


in the allegory of life, i dislike what you represent.
May 22 2004 6:07PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
umm... yea?



*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

May 22 2004 6:55PM
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lightingfarts
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
i can.
May 22 2004 7:15PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
yes





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May 22 2004 7:29PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
i usually wrap it around my neck then into my mouth
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May 22 2004 7:45PM
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steeze_it_up
Posts: 385 - Karma: 10
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha^


he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.
- linemaverick540


je suis un pizza(I am a pizza)
avec du fromage(with cheese)
je mange le petit chevre(I eat little goats)
avec le pepperoni(with pepperoni)
May 22 2004 10:15PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
im trying right now
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May 22 2004 10:39PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
No.
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''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''
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May 22 2004 11:43PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,503
lateralis just won the best post in the universe HOLY SHIT...... wow. my mom read that and she screamed and slapped me for readign dirty things




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May 23 2004 12:15AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,503
really you think its better by dooing it your self. but the thing is,., girls can get the neck angles in it.. and besides....... it was 7th grade.. you coudl easly have fucked a pig in 7th grade and is cool cause its 7th grade



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May 23 2004 12:16AM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
i'd feel to homosexual having a dick in my mouth, even though it would be mine


-Nick

I have a problem solver, his name is revolver

Everything i say is a lie......except that.....and that
May 23 2004 6:54AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
no....HELL no
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I shall be pinch'd to death- Shakespeare
May 23 2004 12:38PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
if i was black i think id be able to


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 23 2004 1:58PM
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