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On Mountain sexual encounters....

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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
Tell me about them I wanna know all the dirty little details
Nov 9 2010 8:36PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37817 - Karma: 125,775
Stop here first. Your name is still on that free PC ticket.
Nov 10 2010 5:30PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,404
thaaaaaaaank you
Nov 10 2010 5:33PM
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[-mvee-]
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hahahaa no way. that would be awesome.

well one time i peed in the woods next to the superpipe at boyne. hehe.
Nov 10 2010 5:43PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311

Hello!

Nov 10 2010 5:45PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37817 - Karma: 125,775
Free PC ticket and you get to ski with me? Its a fucking awesome once in a lifetime opportunity.
Nov 10 2010 5:47PM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
haha close

I'm waiting to see if anyone digs the idea of crotchzip snow pants and if they do then I'm going to start a company called steezemonger that manufactures them.

for the snowbunny who likes to get down but wants to do it on the hill or in the gondola/doesn't want to take the time to get undressed/wants a little apres lovin at happy hour/wants to be prepared to go ski at every moment
Nov 10 2010 5:52PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
would shrinkage come into play
Nov 10 2010 8:08PM
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jjdsteeze
Posts: 2562 - Karma: 4,136

SAME! hahaha

Nov 10 2010 8:35PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
jebus.. control yourself girl!
Nov 10 2010 8:53PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
pooped on
Nov 10 2010 9:01PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
snowcone anyone?

Fucking a chick then you take your dick out dunk it in the powder where it will get covered in snow and then jam it into her mouth

profit?
Nov 10 2010 9:05PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
snap freezing my boner doesn't sound like profit
Nov 10 2010 9:12PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525

aaaaaawwwww shit

Nov 10 2010 9:15PM
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DANETRON
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Wasn't me ....havent had internet in a while.

Sounds like I have a fun winter ahead of me
Nov 10 2010 9:46PM
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pmsnow
Posts: 992 - Karma: 87
This chick wanted me to take a break from slaying park to go into the woods but I had to delay the sex until the lift closed. Then i went and rocked her world at her house while her mom made me dinner. Nothing can come before me and riding. Pussy can wait until after 4pm
Nov 10 2010 10:07PM
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nutsnbolts
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thats how its done right thurr
Nov 10 2010 10:09PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nov 10 2010 10:12PM
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RAWLAN
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 50
well this one time i... nah fuck it, i havent had sex on a mountain.
Nov 10 2010 10:34PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
i fisted some bro's bum on the gondola the whole way up
Nov 19 2010 4:28PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37817 - Karma: 125,775
Bumping a cool thread. Also, I like to treat my ladies to a nice lunch/dinner while skiing. Then, well you know.....We get naked and secks.
Nov 19 2010 4:30PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
You know what they say, once you go black... you go deaf
Nov 19 2010 4:43PM
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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
this
Nov 19 2010 5:37PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14535 - Karma: 11,051
I have never had any on hill sexual encounters haha, but I have been known to attract the finest of racer females while being on the hill. It's been a few years though, I need to get back on my game.
Nov 19 2010 5:38PM
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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
bump
Dec 9 2010 7:49PM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
what the hell do you think the new heated bubble lift at canyons is for?
Dec 9 2010 8:13PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
haha
Dec 9 2010 8:20PM
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Ian.Ham
Posts: 1700 - Karma: 1,206
My first make out ever was on panorama mountain BC.
Dec 9 2010 8:24PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
My boyfriend at the time and I were in the backcountry at Brighton, stopped for a second, and I was like hey, wanna have a quickie?

Taking your girlfriend skiing doesn't necessarily have to be a shitty day, guys.
Dec 9 2010 9:27PM
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miemiec
Posts: 400 - Karma: 55
HAHAHAHA
Dec 9 2010 10:04PM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351

better then nothing

Dec 9 2010 10:46PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
yes it does, when your girlfriend doesnt ski at all. which really isnt at all bad. its a good thing. except in your bf's case
Dec 9 2010 10:52PM
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MADDECENT
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haha +K
Dec 9 2010 11:11PM
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hellomynameisjef
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im 14 and what is this
Dec 9 2010 11:16PM
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HurleyS
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Lets just say it involved poles...
Dec 10 2010 10:30PM
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KatyPerry.
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yikes
Dec 10 2010 10:31PM
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BCKicker540
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made out with a hot 41 year old at the bar at stratton
Dec 10 2010 10:36PM
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Seany.n
Posts: 459 - Karma: 467

The people in the chair infront of me were making out then fell outof the chair.. and possibly died..

Also, i was in a gondola with 2 guys hooking up so sketchy. They asked me to join in.

Dec 10 2010 11:10PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
wait, isnt the lodge where you hook up with the opposite sex? or maybe the hottub? not the mountain, its strictly for riding
Dec 11 2010 8:38AM
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_Ryan_
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lol thats funny
Dec 11 2010 9:33AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
sounds legit
Dec 20 2010 9:46AM
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no_steeze
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no they didn't
Dec 20 2010 10:40AM
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4ss4ssin
Posts: 649 - Karma: 38
Whistler creekside gondola blowjob...pretty much the best thing thats ever happened to me
Dec 20 2010 11:29AM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
bj under the sales counter, while i make a sale to a family

that'll be uhhhhmmmmmm $15bucks
Dec 20 2010 12:29PM
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J..H
Posts: 646 - Karma: 73
My coach fucked a girl in a gondola, pretty badass, i think yes.
Dec 20 2010 12:31PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
lol claim? and im just gonna sit this one out till i see someone from my mountain post
Dec 20 2010 1:33PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,509
i got head in a keystone gondola that's about it though
Dec 20 2010 1:36PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
slutpants ftw, rock 'em with pride!


The parking lot has seen some action, but I've only had my dick jokingly pulled out and sucked for like two minutes on the hill before everyone else showed up to the smoke spot. It sucks having to emergency pack away a slobbery hard-on in the freezing cold I must say.

Dec 20 2010 7:39PM
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hoodratz47
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one time at key stone.. i was going up the gondoloa and comming down on once was a guy plowing a girl doggiy style...

Dec 20 2010 8:02PM
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AOTEAROA
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haha i lost my virginity in there...
Dec 20 2010 10:56PM
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GayWolf420
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brb flying to whistler.
Dec 21 2010 12:59AM
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