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On Mountain sexual encounters....

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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
Tell me about them I wanna know all the dirty little details
Nov 9 2010 8:36PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
dibs
Nov 9 2010 11:52PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
wat.
Nov 9 2010 11:53PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
i got on a lift with this girl and as soon as we sat down she pulled her snow pants down
Nov 9 2010 11:54PM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
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Nov 9 2010 11:55PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
hahahah good call
Nov 10 2010 12:03AM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
today my nerdy non-skier friend was trying to figure how to rig up a way to easily bang a chick while still skiing normally.
Nov 10 2010 12:07AM
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Wolvmatt.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 12
I'm from the Make-a-Wish Foundation.  If you're ever in Colorado, call me and we can make your ambitions a reality.
Nov 10 2010 12:08AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
once fapped on the A-51 chairlift watching the pro-line jumps get slayed. Jk but in all seriousness theres like a 56 percent chance i may have gotten layed but was 74 percent too drunk to ski in a straight line so in conlusion i might have not remembered 81 percent of that day in which there is a chance i got layed on the mountain.
Nov 10 2010 12:12AM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
get her a pair of SteezeMonger crotchzip snowpants then just have her unzip and touch her boots while you ski up behind her. they unzip all the way down the front of the crotch and all the way up the back, waist to waist.
Nov 10 2010 12:14AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,079
Why the fuck would you finger her ass?
Nov 10 2010 12:22AM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11
im beginning to like you more and more
Nov 10 2010 12:30AM
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600U
Posts: 90 - Karma: 16
haha this is my first time looking at the non-ski grabber threads. love it!
Nov 10 2010 12:33AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,079
Who are you? This is the first year in a billion years but I've had a season past there for a long time and worked there for 2 years. I've probably roasted a blunt with you at some point
Nov 10 2010 12:36AM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
Uhh last time i checked there was no gondola at mt snow. thas going to be some coldddddd boning
Nov 10 2010 12:37AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,079
L
Nov 10 2010 12:39AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,079
Lol, west at night is too damn cold. Dylan is a funny character though.
Nov 10 2010 12:40AM
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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
One time I dug a snow hut off Tom's Treat and Ski Sundown and I ambushed a girl, knocked her out and dragged her back to my snow lair, then I superman'd that hoe lulz. I saw her the next day and it was tot awk
Nov 10 2010 1:55AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37380 - Karma: 119,948
Why the fuck not? I mean, you gotta at least try it ONCE in your life.
Nov 10 2010 1:57AM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
E. Coli....yumm....
Nov 10 2010 2:11AM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
head in the woods
Nov 10 2010 2:11AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37380 - Karma: 119,948
smells good, man.
Nov 10 2010 2:13AM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
Its just the "she-shits-out-of-that-hole" factor that kinda is a turn-off.
Nov 10 2010 2:16AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37380 - Karma: 119,948
Girls don't poop. That is a silly statement, sir.
Nov 10 2010 2:16AM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
I lol'd at that.

Kudos to you, good sir.
Nov 10 2010 2:17AM
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Doug.
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 457
Haha same.
Nov 10 2010 2:21AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37380 - Karma: 119,948
I aspire to somehow lose my V-card on the mountain. Words cannot describe how epic that would be....
Nov 10 2010 3:51AM
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GunniedUP
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
I have, ear sex, its RAD.
Nov 10 2010 5:52AM
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do.a.rodeo
Posts: 270 - Karma: -30
THE REALEST!
Nov 10 2010 6:03AM
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Idahoskier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 86
a girl got her tongue stuck to my pole on the chairlift
Nov 10 2010 6:11AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
COOOOOOL DANE, I MEAN COURTNEY
Nov 10 2010 6:52AM
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DutchhGutss
Posts: 896 - Karma: 124
cobbed some dome in the parkinglot with a 25 year old haha i was working as a bellboy i told her i was 28 (really 17)
Nov 10 2010 8:39AM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
LOL adding 11 years to your actual age + she believes you is pretty boss bro
Nov 10 2010 8:56AM
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ParkLife01
Posts: 378 - Karma: 17
I made out and felt boobs, thats it for the on mountain experience. Although this season may be promising
Nov 10 2010 9:17AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i made out with my ex on chairlift at my home mountain and both lodges, plus other places.

its not THAT cool, buts its kinda neat. like a novelty beer cozy.
Nov 10 2010 9:22AM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
Reason number 1,000 why you are fuckin' hilarious hahaha
Nov 10 2010 9:55AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
I seent it happen wif mah own eye.

once upon a time i was skiing some laps by myself getting some freshies in the trees and on the way up the lift this girl two down from me was like "my friend thinks you're cute, do you think she's cute?" She couldn't have been more than fourteen and sitting right next to me. whats stranger is that i had goggles on and my jacket up over my chin so i could have been osama bin laden and she would have had no idea. I just was like "uh, thanks" and then the chair was silent till the top. awkward...

good times have been had off the hill, but nothing ON the mountain.
Nov 10 2010 1:17PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37380 - Karma: 119,948
Well thats pretty fucking cool.
Nov 10 2010 1:36PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

pinkname posts, all the little horndogs pounce

>LoL<

Nov 10 2010 1:37PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
first kiss was at the mountain during ski club. gotta love middle school
Nov 10 2010 1:45PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
nooooo please stay away from stowe and loon.
Nov 10 2010 1:55PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37380 - Karma: 119,948
Ive always thought about having sex on the chairlift. Wouldn't it be quite hard? I would rather do it in a secluded area like trees or something. Big plans this season......
Nov 10 2010 1:56PM
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Nurgle
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 15
I have a couple stories, which i cant share.
Nov 10 2010 2:10PM
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MikeTK
Posts: 549 - Karma: 126

i once made out with this girl by a gliff in some pow.

not sex or anything but the most sexual i've been on the mountain

Nov 10 2010 2:21PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
gondola head/claim
Nov 10 2010 2:47PM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
I was once radioed in by security in the hotel/lodge as "an aggressive white male punching trashcans" /claim

Nov 10 2010 3:45PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37380 - Karma: 119,948
joel bags, eh? Shit. I better step my game up.
Nov 10 2010 3:53PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
this...
Nov 10 2010 3:59PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
hahahahahah i cannot explain how funny that is to me
Nov 10 2010 4:25PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Let's go.


And about the og post, I've never had a sexual experience ever. Besides making out. The end.
Nov 10 2010 4:27PM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
How the fuck do you jokingly try to unzip somebody's pants? What happens when his dick flops out, ope the jokes over! Good one now your dick is out. Nope, doesn't happen like that.
Nov 10 2010 4:35PM
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