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I got locked in a grocery store tonight

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hurrisun
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for 2 hours it was bullshit... daylight savings happened so my internal clock was all whack i thought i was walking into the store at 10 but it was 11 as it was closing. once a month this guy comes and waxes the floor so they dont close 100% and they lock this guy in and let him out at 5 am

so i shop for my shit and get to the counter at 11:15 wait around a bit for someone to come(all the lights r still on place seems open) nobody shows except this black guy and im like do you work here blah blah explains to me how im stuck there until 5 am at first i was liek wat the fuck and ran around looking for windows and shit got nothing i asked him to call the manager and he was like no please ill get in trouble blah blah so i went o the staff lounge watched some tv smoked a dart for like an hour then said fuck this called the cops and they got a hold of the manager and i got out 2 and some hours later


spark notes: got locked in a grocery store for 2 hours with some french black floor waxer
Nov 9 2010 1:56AM
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chardi
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if this isn't the epitome of lol wut i don't know what is
Nov 9 2010 1:57AM
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SCOO-WOOP
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Nov 9 2010 1:58AM
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ryantheconnolly
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shouldve demanded as much free food as you wanted
Nov 9 2010 1:58AM
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yojimbo
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hahaha that blows! how the fuck is a store that stupid, if i were you i would have run some covert shit and figured out how to dismantle the cameras then jacked mad shit some how for real.
Nov 9 2010 1:59AM
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RubberSoul
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yeah what? they literally lock the floor waxer in? also what?
Nov 9 2010 1:59AM
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LS.
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so your one of those call the cops types huh

ok

ok

Nov 9 2010 1:59AM
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1337
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you're an idiot
Nov 9 2010 1:59AM
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masterhatin
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I always wanted this to happen me! Did you run around eating awesome food for free or what? That's my dream anyways
Nov 9 2010 1:59AM
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hurrisun
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lol at firrst i was somewhat down to stay till 5 then i was so hungry and wanted to blaze so bad and the first hour went sooo slow and if i tried one of the fire doors the fire department would ahve cam and i would have had to deal with more shit

the cops just laughed at me and contacted the manager then he let me out no problem


and about stealing food it was on my mind the whole time but there were mad cameras and i just wanted out of there
Nov 9 2010 2:02AM
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RubberSoul
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no seriously though they lock the floor waxer in? and you somehow slipped in at the right time to not get noticed when they locked up?
Nov 9 2010 2:04AM
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fsscott
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why not just wait it out?

or just walk out... disregarding the guy...
Nov 9 2010 2:04AM
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LS.
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what store was it
Nov 9 2010 2:04AM
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beermuscles
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you sir handled the situation rather well actually. good job
Nov 9 2010 2:04AM
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yojimbo
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you should have gone to the bathroom ad disguised yourself as the floor waxer, then gotten hammered and stolen all the shit you wanted, then walked out a fire escape and fuckign booked it. you have failed us.
Nov 9 2010 2:06AM
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theabortionator
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Wait what?


The clocks went back not forward
Nov 9 2010 2:07AM
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geteducated
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you should have done this

Nov 9 2010 2:10AM
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hurrisun
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i know i fucked up i have a picture of myself in the stores storage room takes at like mid night
Nov 9 2010 2:14AM
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Nov 9 2010 2:14AM
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hurrisun
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sorry for triple post he asked me to help him but i was liek fuck that he had this riding one
Nov 9 2010 2:15AM
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Backyard.Skier
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there usually is a cashier cashing out at 11 and it takes them like 15-30 min... its not like everyone leaves at 11 and they do walk arounds to see if anyone is left. so highly unlikely, but maybe.
Nov 9 2010 2:15AM
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theabortionator
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This doesn't make any sense. The clocks went back so he had an extra hour. Instead of being 11, it was 10 on his internal clock if he really wants to go with the internal clock thing. You walk in the store, nobody sees you walk in, then you get to the register and the only person in the store is waxing the place and he can't let you out?

Hopefully this story is NANS, and pretty bad at that. Otherwise you aren't the smartest person.
Nov 9 2010 2:25AM
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Doug.
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Ya that sounds illegal.. and dangerous
Nov 9 2010 2:32AM
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Balto
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remember the episode of arthur when him and that bitch got locked in the library over night?
Nov 9 2010 2:41AM
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derbski
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I would have smoked weed and ate shit, if nobody checked you out you could have just taken your groceries into the lounge and munched
Nov 9 2010 2:45AM
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Bar_Down
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lol this sounds fucked
Nov 9 2010 3:00AM
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hurrisun
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this is 100% real
Nov 9 2010 3:31AM
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Bar_Down
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that sucks bro, i wouldve tripped out
Nov 9 2010 3:32AM
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KLovelace
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that was actually mildly interesting. I kind of laughed out loud. kind of.

high five!
Nov 9 2010 3:41AM
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canterbury
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Nov 9 2010 3:51AM
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yuck
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i used to work in a grocery store and they do lock the cleaners in at night, although there is usually a security guard with them who would have the keys.
Nov 9 2010 9:50AM
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thisandthatfilms
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i would have ate everything
Nov 9 2010 10:30AM
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RubberSoul
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why? what's the benefit of literally locking him in (without giving him a key)?
Nov 9 2010 11:18AM
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i.ski.troll.
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hahaha thats awesome.   Ive kinda always wanted to get locked in a store over night on purpose.
Nov 9 2010 11:21AM
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deleted5
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lair
Nov 9 2010 11:25AM
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hurrisun
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the guy does it one night a month hes not a regular at the store

there are emergency doors incase somthing goes wrong but the guys got a bathroom he doesnt smoke no need to go outside he just waxes floors then gets let out at 5 then gets his money
Nov 9 2010 11:25AM
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Nurgle
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thats great
Nov 9 2010 11:27AM
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RubberSoul
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still though.. weird policy don't you think?
Nov 9 2010 11:29AM
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yuck
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well if they left the doors unlocked while he was in there, the doors would still be unlocked and people could come in


i dont see whats so confusing about that hahah
Nov 9 2010 11:30AM
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RubberSoul
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haha the key part of that was "without giving him a key"
Nov 9 2010 11:31AM
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yuck
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oh yeah, true.

in my place he had a guy who had a key
Nov 9 2010 11:33AM
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deleted5
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he lying because by law the man needs a key or a way to get out what happens when there is a fire he burns alive or need to get out for some reason.
Nov 9 2010 12:06PM
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E.C.
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when the fire alarm goes off the doors unlock auotmatically?
Nov 9 2010 12:08PM
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RubberSoul
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he said there were emergency exits. i agree it's a dumb system but he's lying? why on earth would he make up a story about getting locked in a grocery store in which he acted normally and respectfully?
Nov 9 2010 12:08PM
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prosnurfer
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wow dude u know the doors unlock from the inside with out a key and most of the auto doors push open!seriously wow! i worked 3rd shift ad a pricechopper manager for 3 years. best years of my life. night time at the store is so much fun

u can read about it in my auto  biography

drug sex and destruction, the life of matt k
Nov 9 2010 12:11PM
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.jr
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fire exits.

Locking people in, isn't uncommon practice. Are you guys seriously that naive?
Nov 9 2010 12:11PM
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RubberSoul
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naivete has nothing to do with this..? simply said it's a dumb system
Nov 9 2010 12:25PM
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SteezyOhio
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that sucks. i would have munched so hard
Nov 9 2010 12:29PM
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Potatoes
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you snitched on dat black guy? SHAME ON YOU
Nov 9 2010 1:08PM
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Darth_Veeder
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Nov 9 2010 1:15PM
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rickroller
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You just fucked the black guy out of his job you ass!
Nov 9 2010 1:22PM
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