Replying to The Mom Network

Well,

As most of you probably know, the Mom Network is the bane to any teenager's (maybe even adult's?) social lives. I have had a recent encounter with this dreaded clan of females just this past weekend. My mother comes up to me and asked me about what happened between a girl and myself at a party. I then replied, "I don't know." She then told me that one of her friends daughters told her that I had been making-out and doing "inappropriate things" with said girl. My mother and I then had a half-an-hour long conversation about why I shouldn't make-out with girls at parties, and how STD's can change your life (I'm free by the way). So yeah, post your stories of your encounters with the Mom Network.

Spark-Notes: Mom Network sucks. Story time!