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fairygirl
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I was talking to my friend on the phone, and she was asking if she should eat some turkey sausage. I mis-heard her, and I thought that she said she wanted some turkey SOFTAGE and I was, like 'wtf is turkey softage?? lard???'. It was great.

Another time, I was hanging out with some of my friends, and we were all eating twizzlers. I asked my friend, Kari, if she wanted to share one with me, but I was talking so quickly that it came out, 'Hey, want to shit with me?' instead of 'Hey, want to share it with me?' It was so wrong, but hilarious!!!!

Anyone else have stories about mis-hearing things or saying things to quickly??


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 19 2002 2:42PM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
one time i told greg that jeff fucked his mom and he believed me.

he was drunk.

~Tom
May 21 2002 1:02AM
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Faoda
Posts: 381 - Karma: 10
I love you Ozemale! I love you and Seth and Jay. I love too many guys here. It's not right, but it is. Wow, too many drugs for me!



'That's just sad'
May 21 2002 1:47AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Noo Tom is mine!! Why must you attempt to steal all those that I love?? Why???


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 21 2002 1:52AM
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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
girls, girls girls, surely if you can have multiple lovers i can too?
~A little less conversation, a little more action~
May 21 2002 3:13AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
The word is *loves*, not *lovers*... Are you trying to imply something?? Hmm???


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 21 2002 3:15AM
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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
sorry, i didn't know that lovers had those kind of connotations in North America
~A little less conversation, a little more action~
May 21 2002 3:18AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Meh, I still love you Tom!!


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 21 2002 3:20AM
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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
love you too, in fact i just love this site and evryone in it
~A little less conversation, a little more action~
May 21 2002 3:44AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Man this on time, at band camp.......ok sorry, not funny.

I was at my buddies house, and I was sitting in the basement, and he heard me say 'I want to fuck your mom' and he flipped out, 'what the fuck you motherfucking sick fucking cunt fuck!' and I was like chiillllll homie, I didn't say that, fuckin relax.
So he sat down and he was like, what DID you say, and I said 'I said I wanted to fuck your DAD' oh man, he shit his pants







the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
Colt 45 - Works every time
May 21 2002 10:04AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
i smell a big fat NS orgyfest comin'



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seth
May 21 2002 5:39PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
What??!!??, i don't, I just see a huge bloody battle between Fairy and Faoda, LoL, this is so funny to follow!
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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'
-Ralph Wiggum
May 21 2002 6:36PM
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colingobig
Posts: 418 - Karma: 10
one time i was chatting with my friends and one of their brothers came up out of nowhere and started talking shit about how 'good' he is at skating. then i was like 'go and have sex with another man' then he told me i produce a-sexually, by myself. then, angry, i said 'YOU PRODUCE ESTRGEN!!!!' thinking that's what he said, but it wasn't. then i found twenty dollars.

bunch of f**kin' savages in this town

you know that shit?
May 21 2002 7:03PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
No man i need to have fairy all to my self. I just can't share.
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 21 2002 7:14PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
I think we need alittle Communism. No one gets all the wealth, everyone shares, except me



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seth
May 21 2002 8:55PM
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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
that would make you Stalin eh?
~A little less conversation, a little more action~
May 21 2002 9:00PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
yes



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seth
May 21 2002 9:01PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Somehow, this all sounds very wrong, and I feel like a chip in a poker game.. lol Can we go back to fighting over you guys?


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 21 2002 11:49PM
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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
i thought we were the chips?


Not happy, Jan!!!
May 22 2002 12:16AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
not fair seth, im stalin... bastard...
-Andy

~PhUnKiN PhAtT PhReErIdEr~

Oh no! Hostess Fruit Pies?!
NewSchoolSkiing|dot|com!
May 22 2002 12:16AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
You *were* the chips, and then somehow the tables got turned... lol..


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 22 2002 12:18AM
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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
you can be stalin, i'll be Mao


Not happy, Jan!!!
May 22 2002 12:21AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Guys, care to trade places and become the chips again?? lol


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 22 2002 12:22AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
Mao was a documented pedophile, he got his pleasure from deflowering 11 year olds... you can be him if you want.


-Andy

~PhUnKiN PhAtT PhReErIdEr~

Oh no! Hostess Fruit Pies?!
NewSchoolSkiing|dot|com!
May 22 2002 12:31AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
oh!oh!oh! can I be Mao? puhleezzeee?







the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
Colt 45 - Works every time
May 22 2002 12:37AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Please? I'm not enjoying being a poker chip... Trade? Anyone?


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 22 2002 1:56AM
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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
stalin was a documented psychopath, he killed millions.


Not happy, Jan!!!
May 22 2002 2:27AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
yes i am the great Stalin, i also died 49 years ago.

Andy why dont you be that stubborn guy from Cuba, hes on the news all the time now



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May 22 2002 2:37AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Somehow, my innocent thread on mis-hearing people turned into one, big poker/orgy talk... lol...


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 22 2002 10:22PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
lol there is no such thing as an innocent post on Ns.com hehehehe. I still like being the poker player, you can stay a chip. :P
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 22 2002 10:29PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
:: shakes head :: I should have known.... lol


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 22 2002 10:32PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
i think seth should be the chip once again... just because he has bugs in his hair...


-Andy

~PhUnKiN PhAtT PhReErIdEr~

Oh no! Hostess Fruit Pies?!
NewSchoolSkiing|dot|com!
May 22 2002 10:57PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Didn't Seth leave for his trip today??? Hmm... He can't object to being made a chip again then!! lol :p


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 22 2002 11:01PM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
One time me and my friend were eating and i asked him if he wanted to jump on the tramp, but my mouth was full. so it sounded like 'hey wanna go hump on the tramp?' it was bad, but the scariest part was he answered sure. so i left and he isnt my friend anymore


May 22 2002 11:17PM
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Faoda
Posts: 381 - Karma: 10
Wait wait wait, who is mine again?! I'M SO CONFUSED!!! Can't we all just share?



'The first girl I ever kissed sneezed in my mouth.' - A depressed John 'Sully' Sullivan.
May 23 2002 1:29AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
You have rebel and I have Tim, Seth, Tom, Brodie, Andy and Josh. Okay? lol


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 23 2002 1:31AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Haha.. just joking. I *suppose* we can share.. Or we could just split the list in half?


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 23 2002 1:32AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
yeah i left uhhh..yesterday and im sitting in an airport waiting for my flight. i can get on these computers though for like 70 cents (100 yen) for 10 minutes, its sweet





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seth
May 23 2002 4:28AM
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Canadian_kicker
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wait where are you?
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
May 23 2002 12:59PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
my guesse from the Yen remark.. japan?
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 23 2002 7:17PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
speaking of Japan, today all these girls from japan were touring our school, ya they saw my picture in this girl's locker and they all started pointing and say Some crazy japanese word that means 'handsome' man that was sweet. :D
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 23 2002 7:21PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
so.......who has me?





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
May 23 2002 7:23PM
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FreshCoast
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Seth is lost in Japan!
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'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'
-Ralph Wiggum
May 23 2002 10:19PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
Ski Pimp i think i could set you up with a pretty little girl called Bertha.

Ok I lied... she aint that pretty, or little.... and i'm a bit iffy on the girl part, BUT SHE'S ALL YOURS!



SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 23 2002 11:31PM
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therealjerk
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::very heavy sigh:: this is another curse of living in steamboat, i get left out of all the cool stuff. hey, if ther will be an orgy i can film. bwahahahahahahaha.

CO represent!!!

I have one thing to say: The whole world is turning lesbian.

May 23 2002 11:41PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Again, no orgy!! Simply us confessing our love for the many (oh so many!) hot guys of NS... ;) lol


'Jenna, trust me, the lightning will not bite you.' - Robin
May 24 2002 1:11AM
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ali_gator86
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There really are a lot of hot guys here. I guess it's just part of what makes it so great... lol
May 24 2002 3:46PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
Ya i don't want no orgy... i can't share :P. Ya we're all hot guys here... 'cept me.... i'm an incredibly hot guy ;)
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 24 2002 11:31PM
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fairygirl
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Yeah, Diabhal, you're the definition of hot. lol


'Jenna, trust me, the lightning will not bite you.' - Robin
May 24 2002 11:32PM
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Diabhal
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what she speaks is true, look at any of the dictionaries i've layed hands on and Lookup brodie... and you'll see that the definition is Hot, or God.
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 24 2002 11:37PM
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fairygirl
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I'm beginning to think that his hotness is killing brain-cells... I know that he's capable of talking on the phone, and typing online, but until he sends me a letter back, I can't be certain that he still knows how to write using a pen... I'm seriously worried. jkjk but WRITE ME A LETTER!!!!


'Jenna, trust me, the lightning will not bite you.' - Robin
May 24 2002 11:51PM
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