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fairygirl
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I was talking to my friend on the phone, and she was asking if she should eat some turkey sausage. I mis-heard her, and I thought that she said she wanted some turkey SOFTAGE and I was, like 'wtf is turkey softage?? lard???'. It was great.

Another time, I was hanging out with some of my friends, and we were all eating twizzlers. I asked my friend, Kari, if she wanted to share one with me, but I was talking so quickly that it came out, 'Hey, want to shit with me?' instead of 'Hey, want to share it with me?' It was so wrong, but hilarious!!!!

Anyone else have stories about mis-hearing things or saying things to quickly??


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 19 2002 2:42PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
dont girls shit together all the time?
thats why they go to the bathroom in mass groups for right?



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May 19 2002 3:40PM
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Stinkyprimo
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Hahaha.. yes they go to the bathroom together but for a different reason... haha.. i got an e-mail bout that once.. bwahaha.. nevemrind that was stupid


'Get back here you little dipshit I'm gonna rape you more than you'd wanna fuck britney spears now wtf did you do to my truck?'

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May 19 2002 4:08PM
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Faoda
Posts: 381 - Karma: 10
Seth, I love you.
Lol, Fairy, you're hilarious!



'That's just sad'
May 19 2002 6:12PM
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CTripper
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my friend was telling my how she wanted to be a oncologist(doctor that studies cancer) and i thought she said gynocologist(sp?)
skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
May 19 2002 6:18PM
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Dspin900
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girls dont shit, what are u talking about

newschoolers.tripod.com
May 19 2002 6:34PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Faoda, you can't have him. He's all mine. Right Seth? ;)


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 19 2002 7:36PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
fairygirl ur friend jamie was trying to ask me out



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seth
May 19 2002 10:57PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
lol!!! Seriously??? That's hilarious!! She's great.


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 20 2002 1:07AM
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Faoda
Posts: 381 - Karma: 10
No, *I* was trying to ask you out. It's because I love you and Jay.



'That's just sad'
May 20 2002 1:43AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Faoda, he and Diabhal are mine, okay? lol You've got Jay. I want to have nipe and Diabhal *all* to myself. :: wink :: lol


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 20 2002 3:10AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
heh this is funny watching girls fight



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seth
May 20 2002 2:16PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
And we're fighting over you! Doesn't that make you feel special? lol


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 20 2002 4:06PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
ahah its funny too because i could turn out to be some ugly 39 year old who is a drunk and has no life.. lol ahh the internet



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seth
May 20 2002 4:15PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Damn, I so want you..

lol haha.. jk


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 20 2002 4:17PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Or *was* I kidding?


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 20 2002 4:24PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
i dunno do you??

39 year old drunks can be fun.. i think



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seth
May 20 2002 4:25PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
hmm... 39, eh? lol Well I'm sure we could work something out... ;)


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 20 2002 4:44PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
lol, what you dont know, is that seth has lice, ive skiied with him before, and the last time i skied with him, he broke his collarbone on the side of a jump
-Andy

~PhUnKiN PhAtT PhReErIdEr~

Oh no! Hostess Fruit Pies?!
NewSchoolSkiing|dot|com!
May 20 2002 4:44PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
well Andy what she doesnt know is that when you ski youve got semen all over your mouth
heheheh



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May 20 2002 4:52PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
...


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 20 2002 5:05PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
this one time my friend fell and said OWWWW my tail bone... but we thought she said OWWWWWW my tampon.... it was pretty funny, I laughed for awhile about that.
May 20 2002 7:33PM
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sizzlah
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that was very scary. seth, how IS your collar bone? and fellow ladies...have no worries. seth is VERY good looking.

not a mis-hearing story, but a mis-understanding story...my whole family was in the car. aunt, uncle, dad, little sister, and i. realitively quiet, listening to the raido. all of a sudden, out of no where my younger sister bursts out with 'TROJAN MAN!!!'. singing it like it is on the commercial. we all just looked at her and started laughing. she looks at all of us and says with a straight face 'What? It's a laundry detergent.'
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--macmahooon: and dont worry...my heads are nice and stiff and 181 so you cant say they arent long enough
freestylesupreme: that would be funny if it wasn't so disturbing
--antadam: I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 20 2002 7:40PM
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SkunKJiB
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Ha ha, MC. That's great!
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Ham: 'So...this is that 'fire' I've heard so much about. I never thought it could be so beautiful...'

Jay: 'Ham, your shirt's on fire.'
May 20 2002 9:01PM
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FreshCoast
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laundry detergent....Thats so golden, how old is your younger sister?

One time my french class was taking a test and then all the sudden the teacher says 'I'll be right back, I'm a slut.' We all started laughing our heads off, it turns out she said 'I'll be right back, I have a cut.' It was so funny to think your 50 year old teacher said, Im a slut!
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'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'
-Ralph Wiggum
May 20 2002 9:06PM
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Faoda
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No dammit! He's too hot! He's not worthy of either one of us, okay!!?



'That's just sad'
May 20 2002 9:08PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Speak for yourself, Faoda. lol..


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 20 2002 9:13PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
lol
and mc ahahah that story is waay to funny, poor starr..lol



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seth
May 20 2002 10:26PM
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Diabhal
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Whoa, i leave for one day and i'm getting offerings of love? whoa, it's ok fairy let her have seth you have me ;)
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 20 2002 11:03PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Okay.. As long as I can still have you and Tim... I *guess* she can have Seth.. You don't mind, Seth?


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 20 2002 11:05PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
no wait this isnt fair, back off daibhal, you dont have rights to fairygirl, i have written expressed consent.. uh uh



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seth
May 20 2002 11:08PM
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narfen
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me:hey there joe
joe: im going to give you gonerea!
me: alrite then
joe: i will spit acid in your eyes until you are blind!
me: what are you on
joe: i smoke crak!
me: ok then bye!
joe: die DIE DIE!!!!
May 20 2002 11:10PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
i thought i was loved...*sniff



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seth
May 20 2002 11:10PM
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fairygirl
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Faoda *did* say that she loved you first...


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 20 2002 11:11PM
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JATS101
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'girls dont fart, burp, crap, if they didnt bitch, theyd explode'


May 20 2002 11:12PM
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nipe
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eh, dumped like a wendy's trash bag on the side of the road



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seth
May 20 2002 11:15PM
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Faoda
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Narfen, I can see you're new. Welcome to NS. One tip, try not to (thought I realize it's tough to resist) reply to posts when you're not actually replying. lol. But that's okay this time.
btw, what the hell?!



'That's just sad'
May 20 2002 11:15PM
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Diabhal
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LOL ya that is true kinda...

well seth unless you wanna share we're going to have to duel for her... or them ;)
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 20 2002 11:15PM
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therealjerk
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Listen everybody (fairy esp. with whom im IM) every girl wants me, they just dont know it. im a funny, sensitive guy who looks like Philou. nuf said.

CO represent!!!

I have one thing to say: The whole world is turning lesbian.

May 20 2002 11:26PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
Oh ya Im a sensitive nice guy who all girls say i look like some guy from n-sync... fuck i hate my life...
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 20 2002 11:29PM
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fairygirl
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Seth says:
yeap, faoda loves me

Apparently, I'm irresponsable, too defensive, have no respect for anyone else's feelings, and no common courtesy says:
She so does.. and so do I.. I'm madly in love with you Seth ;)

Apparently, I'm irresponsable, too defensive, have no respect for anyone else's feelings, and no common courtesy says:
You, Brodie, Tim, and Andrew... ;P

Seth says:
ah gotcha



Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 20 2002 11:31PM
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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
what about me? i am feeling very unloved
~A little less conversation, a little more action~
May 20 2002 11:32PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
Man give her a break, she can only share the loving so much, or else when seh gets home their will be none left for me ;)
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 20 2002 11:39PM
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therealjerk
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'Hmmm, hmmmm, summertime and the living's easy.'

CO represent!!!

I have one thing to say: The whole world is turning lesbian.

May 20 2002 11:44PM
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Diabhal
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Ya i know, i love that song.
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 20 2002 11:48PM
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JShBattier31
Posts: 255 - Karma: 15
i want seth


~juliet~
May 21 2002 12:03AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Apparently, I make Seth feel 'mushy'.. Ahh the power ;)


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 21 2002 12:19AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
--i miss heard, sume guy talking....he said im going to the bar. and i though he said im going to the car..BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHFUCK
it was soooooo funny....
---The Jib Janitor---
---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs---
May 21 2002 12:24AM
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nipe
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hey! those are private conversations!



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seth
May 21 2002 12:28AM
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fairygirl
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You're awesome Seth! :: hugs ::


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 21 2002 12:42AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
uuughh..so tired...
*head hits the screen*



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seth
May 21 2002 12:52AM
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