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I'm fasting

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ECB
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Any advice?

For a week. Starting in 1 hour and 40 minutes
Nov 7 2010 10:20PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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I know, right?
Nov 8 2010 12:22PM
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chardi
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tell me what you think of this one...

http://foodporn.com/
Nov 8 2010 12:24PM
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beezey
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oh em geeeee not a whole month!?

but in seriousness if you get hungry drink a shit ton of water.
Nov 8 2010 12:34PM
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I_Am_Mod
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OMG, I MUST EAT !
NAOW !!!



Nov 8 2010 12:42PM
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JTL
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i know how you feel. i am working out so i have been watching what i eat and eating a lot less than i did during soccer season. at first it sucks then your body gets used to it and you don't want/need as much food in your stomach. and drink a lot of water. and i have been taking multivitamins. i have heard it doesn't help much but it couldn't hurt so i have been taking them daily.
Nov 8 2010 12:44PM
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Willard
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The only time i have fasted wasnt on purpuse i went a good 3 1/2 days without eating. I felt no urge to eat my energy was drained hiking though.
Nov 8 2010 12:44PM
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Mike-O
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That's not a fast, that's just forgetting to eat for a day and sleeping on it.
Nov 8 2010 12:47PM
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I_Am_Mod
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my favorite kind of cake:
the genuine austrian "Sachertorte "
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a crunchy wienerschnitzel with baked potatoes!
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a delicious barbecue
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some cheese and a delicious french wine to finish it off!

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Damn, i'm hungry !
Nov 8 2010 12:52PM
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Tripplesixty
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what about exercise while fasting?
Nov 8 2010 1:04PM
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Dragonite
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ya, that is what i mean.
Nov 9 2010 1:35PM
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Dragonite
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A ceaser salad bucko, theyre really good and go well with stake.  So it is a good contribution
Nov 9 2010 1:39PM
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timmi
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I'm with you dude, ceaser salad is awesome.
Nov 9 2010 1:40PM
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fujarome
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I fasted for 2.5 days. not by choice.

day 1-flew home, not fed on the plane, in rush to get home, didn't eat. Got home, realize I had no food. literally nothing.
day 2-woke up early, went to Arsenal match. Not enough money to buy food there. Got home too late to buy food. (was a sunday)
day 3-wake up, go to class for a few hours, walk 2 miles, and binge eat mcdonalds before going grocery shopping.


it was fucking terrible. I ended up spending hours in a bath, because my logic was if i was wet in a bath, i certainly wouldn't want to eat.
Nov 9 2010 1:41PM
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KLovelace
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http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/



heart attack heaven
Nov 9 2010 1:41PM
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LadySaGa
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*grade B.....i've done it. its disgusting and you gain back every "pound" (of water weight) that you lose. I used to be a psycho, raw vegan, and i basically starved myself and called it healthy. I think there are better ways to be healthy and cleanse your body naturally by cutting out processed foods gradually instead of starving yourself and drinking some foul concoction for 10 days.
Nov 9 2010 1:45PM
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Jahseph.
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Its tempting me as well.

I have already pretty much been doing it involuntarily because my roommates are complete mooches so I just dont buy food, and when I do it is usually not healthy, ( i used to work at a pizza place and would eat way too much of the stuff). Plus my life is about to take a pretty drastic change, and I think a cleanse would be a nice way to refocus the positive energies in my life before said change
Nov 9 2010 1:51PM
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Ski_the_east01
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Nov 9 2010 1:56PM
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ECB
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Eh that sounds like it would be nasty, because wouldn't you still be hungry since you are ingesting calories into your body and what not?

I'm fasting because I want to eventually get into a stage 3 after a few days (7-15) where scar tissue is healed in my body
Nov 9 2010 2:23PM
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LadySaGa
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nahh you lose your appetite after the first day. oh i forgot to mention the part where you have to chug a liter of a sea salt and water solution in the morning and drink laxative tea at night to make you shit your brains out....

^that is the shit i dont feel is right, even though a lot of people swear by it. It just doesnt seem natural to me.

I have nothing against the type of fasting you are doing, because it would occur in nature and doesnt involve making gross lemonade and taking laxatives haha


Nov 9 2010 2:35PM
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ECB
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damn, yeah that doesn't seem to healthy at all, so basically with that type of fast you are just trying to lose a bunch of water weight and mainly just lose weight, not help your organs and stuff like other fasts?
Nov 9 2010 2:42PM
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7-3instacall
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pop pills all week long
Nov 9 2010 3:04PM
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little1337
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food=good
Nov 9 2010 3:39PM
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RubberSoul
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i know i could google it but while you're here, what is the fast supposed to do for your body exactly? i thought i'd only heard scientific reports saying it's bad for you?
Nov 9 2010 3:42PM
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Evilchris
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Fasting is for pussies. Try fisting! thats what real men do
Nov 9 2010 4:26PM
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ECB
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If you can reach stage 3 of a fast (about 7 days in) then real good things start to happen, for example, if you've ever broken a bone, it heals but there is still scar tissue near the bone that hasn't heal. This scar tissue will start to be healed, and the spots where this is healing will actually hurt, but will be getting healed. Also, scars on the outside of your body will start to be healed also. Why? It has something to do with the blood flow to your digestive organs is slowing down, so more blood goes to all other parts of your body....Yeah google it to find the exact scientific reason on how this happens, its sort of hard to explain, I've read multiple pages on it to fully understand it
Nov 9 2010 10:14PM
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Ski..4..Life
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Wait, what kind of fasting are you doing?
are you not eating at all or just during certain times.

cause i had some buddies in high school who fasted for religious reasons and they couldn't eat either for certain hours in the day, from like 6am to like 11pm or something or either the entire time the sun was up.

either way it would be a bitch.
i get hungry after like 4 hours without food
Nov 9 2010 10:23PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Updates? You're about 5 days in right?
Nov 13 2010 6:34PM
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Wheaty214
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gotta do it everytime before i have a fight, sucks ass. the only advice i can give you is to keep busy so you dont think to much about eating and being hungry
Nov 13 2010 6:37PM
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*monsterskier*
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this seems a good idea.

reasonable and logical

Nov 13 2010 6:37PM
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ECB
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Naw I got into the third day, about 2 and half really, and I just felt too weak and had too much studying to do.

I'm going to try again next week for 3 days, and then keep practicing then over the summer I'm devoting two weeks to just relaxing and fasting for two straight weeks.
Nov 13 2010 6:40PM
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Wheaty214
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your gonna practice fasting til summer? you know how long away summer is?
Nov 13 2010 6:41PM
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ECB
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Yeah, by practicing that means like a mini fast of 1-4 days here and there, basically not getting out of stage 1 of fasting, and then later on over the summer I'll be able to reach stage 3
Nov 13 2010 6:42PM
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Wheaty214
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whats stage 3? ive had to fast for 3 weeks at a time, not fun at all, pudding is a good snack
Nov 13 2010 6:44PM
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ECB
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Pudding?

No, I mean fasting fasting, as in just water. Google it. There's multiple stages of fasting.
Nov 13 2010 7:19PM
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maximiliaan
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omnomnomnom
Nov 13 2010 7:21PM
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Wheaty214
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haha yeh i know what fasting is, we dont do mega fasting of just water, but have like little snacks like 5 times a day with no big meals

Nov 13 2010 7:27PM
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FreeBallin
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you didnt even make it half way through your projected week....you sure you did enough "google research"? I think not....

bummed to read this whole thread, too see the dude give up after 2 days, man the fuck up and have some self will.

Nov 13 2010 8:08PM
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.frenchy
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You're Tom Fasting?

lolll

Nov 13 2010 8:09PM
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but, are you only drinking water or no water at all?
Nov 13 2010 8:12PM
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207
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HAHAHAHHAHA EPIC WIN
Nov 13 2010 8:18PM
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Wheaty214
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this thread made me super duper hungry looking at all the food
Nov 13 2010 8:21PM
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JamesR
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Does anyone know of a good online resource? (about fasting of course)
Nov 13 2010 8:23PM
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ECB
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Try it, I doubt you will be able to make it. It's not about manning up. When you start the fast, all the stored sugar is released throughout your body, causing headaches. Then you have hunger pains for up to 4 days. Google research? No. Books from my library? Yes.

I wasn't making this thread to prove to anyone I could fast, I was making it for advice if anyone else has fasted, which I got from some members.

I'm sorry you are bummed about reading this, so the only advice I have to you is go fuck yourself.
Nov 13 2010 9:00PM
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HIT
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Have fun letting your stomach try and digest itself over and over again.
Fasting is terrible for your internal organs.
There was a guy in my town that tried doing what you're doing, for some Africa thing, and ended up dying from malnutrition and internal bleeding. His stomach literally tore itself apart from trying to digest its empty self.
Nov 13 2010 9:03PM
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FreeBallin
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how about I half fuck myself...and then make a thread about it

little boy, when your serious about fasting..well talk.
Nov 13 2010 9:15PM
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the.cheat
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in like 6th grade i had to fast for a colonoscopy cause i had nasty stomach problems. i had to for like 3 days, but i had to do the drink a gallon of salt water and take laxatives thing. i i puked everywhere.
Nov 13 2010 11:06PM
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SlimDunkin.
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drink prune juice
shit brains out
???????
profit?
Nov 13 2010 11:11PM
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Claytor.Baitor
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kinda saw "im fisting" and then the miley cyrus shot...got a little excited...
Nov 13 2010 11:37PM
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ECB
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Go right ahead and half fuck yourself, i doubt you have ever fasted, and you're probably the little boy in this conversation
Nov 14 2010 1:13PM
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FreeBallin
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doubtful, i never felt the urge to post pictures of my underage female cousins on NS....fucking weirdo shit dude.

Im PRAYING your young, because if not, you are a FUCKED UP individual.



Nov 14 2010 6:11PM
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