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Best purchase of my 16 years of existence!

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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2560 - Karma: 151
This badboy for 44 bucks http://www.brightcoloredtuxedos.com/black-tuxedo.html
retail 250


along with this badboy http://cgi.ebay.com/BLACK-TOP-HAT-TOPHAT-MAGICIAN-ADULT-MENS-WOMENS-DANCER-/310267336165?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item483d5fd5e5


So damn proud I had to share.
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 28
That may be the coolest thing i've ever seen.
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 482
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
you're gonna look soooo badass in this
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2560 - Karma: 151
I would have gotten purple but I only had 60 bucks in my paypal.
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
i'd listen to this guy, gay people have been credited with knowing a thing or two about style
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9096 - Karma: 3,070
haha yup. kid has no sense of style.
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
Or you could have purchased a nice suit/tux.
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Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
damn! u best be rocking a pimp cane with styler like that!
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2560 - Karma: 151
I have a black one with a gold top ;)
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
He takes breaks from sucking dicks and designing drapes every once in a while
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mackcamp
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 266
You got the 2xl tall right?
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
agreed


that is the worst tux i have ever seen

sorry
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9096 - Karma: 3,070
hahahahahhaahhahahahahahaah

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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
What's the return policy? 
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 528
all about the orange
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
My home town
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
loll
i somehow imagined you looking like the guy in the pic too
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rudager
Posts: 11336 - Karma: 4,648
I wish I wore that to prom
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Ski..4..Life
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 97
that suit looks like shit. If your gonna buy a suit, at least buy a nice one
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Owen.
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
You should get your money back and then spend it on strippers - at least that way it's not wasted.
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
only 2xl?
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 28
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I envision myself wearing this to prom this year.
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9096 - Karma: 3,070
dont.
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
if this the best purchase i would hate to see your worst.
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
when the website was called brightcoloredtuxedoes.com i didnt think the suit was goonna be all black
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
This and the blue one my two friends wore for a dance. These are fly.
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
class, for when you need to kill a mutha fucka
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
that honestly sort of seems like a waist of money...
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
I thought that, until I was having my morning coffee at the coffee shop, and this gay couple in their early 30s sat at the table across from me, and both were wearing flip-flops. flip-flops in general are a sartorial no, but in Colorado, in November? gah!

to the OP, that thing is gnarly. please please get that shit tailored in a ton, or else you'll look really bad. maybe a tailor can make it look a bit less slovenly.

anyway, on topic, I just started to learn how to make patterns, and have made my first jacket. hopefully in the next six months I'll be selling fully bespoke suits for under a grand, and shirts and accessories to order as well. stoked!
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
I almost threw up that suit is so fucking gross.
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PBRasap
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 326
someone actually wore a camo tux to my boyfriends prom.
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
should've gone with yellow

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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
As for school dances and shit you could not have made a better purchase, its like fake classy. I hope you know this actually looks retarded. You would never use this for any serious formal event.
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
I will travel back in time and head butt your mom right in the baby maker. DESTROYED!
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
i would have bought the pink...
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springz
Posts: 327 - Karma: 397
You have had a very sad 16 years on this earth....
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Tablespoon
Posts: 923 - Karma: 14
If that tux fits anything like it does in that link, you need to burn it straigt away. That looks horrible.
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,672
dude....come on are you kidding me? why would you buy a tux?
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
easily the ugliest tux ive seen in my whole life


this is gonna be me at prom this year
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hmmm most people's best purchase at 16 years is a car...yours is a tux






yep, you're a winner.
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masterhatin
Posts: 630 - Karma: 53
Yea 16 and you buy a tux, Uh cool? I was expecting somethin better like you just bought a flesh light.
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gyarados
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 904
hook me up?
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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749
I was expecting you to say a fleshlight
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
if you're seriously interested, sometime in the next month or two I'll be making a few for just cost of materials
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 904
keep me posted
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Mixy
Posts: 8341 - Karma: 50,200
thts












sick
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2560 - Karma: 151
You're the one who said on facebook that it was "the illest thing you ever saw"...
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Dick_Buttkiss
Posts: 302 - Karma: 16

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classic style

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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
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