Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Best purchase of my 16 years of existence!

profile picture
Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
This badboy for 44 bucks http://www.brightcoloredtuxedos.com/black-tuxedo.html
retail 250


along with this badboy http://cgi.ebay.com/BLACK-TOP-HAT-TOPHAT-MAGICIAN-ADULT-MENS-WOMENS-DANCER-/310267336165?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item483d5fd5e5


So damn proud I had to share.
Nov 2 2010 10:10PM
0 0
profile picture
MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
That may be the coolest thing i've ever seen.
Nov 2 2010 10:11PM
0 0
profile picture
Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
Nov 2 2010 10:12PM
0 0
profile picture
Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
you're gonna look soooo badass in this
Nov 2 2010 10:12PM
0 0
profile picture
Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
I would have gotten purple but I only had 60 bucks in my paypal.
Nov 2 2010 10:12PM
0 0
profile picture
jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
i'd listen to this guy, gay people have been credited with knowing a thing or two about style
Nov 2 2010 10:13PM
0 0
profile picture
Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
haha yup. kid has no sense of style.
Nov 2 2010 10:13PM
0 0
profile picture
SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
Or you could have purchased a nice suit/tux.
Nov 2 2010 10:14PM
0 0
profile picture
Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
damn! u best be rocking a pimp cane with styler like that!
Nov 2 2010 10:14PM
0 0
profile picture
Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
I have a black one with a gold top ;)
Nov 2 2010 10:15PM
0 0
profile picture
Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
He takes breaks from sucking dicks and designing drapes every once in a while
Nov 2 2010 10:16PM
0 0
profile picture
mackcamp
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 263
You got the 2xl tall right?
Nov 2 2010 10:17PM
0 0
profile picture
steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
agreed


that is the worst tux i have ever seen

sorry
Nov 2 2010 10:18PM
0 0
profile picture
Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
hahahahahhaahhahahahahahaah

Click for larger image
Nov 2 2010 10:19PM
0 0
profile picture
.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
What's the return policy? 
Nov 2 2010 10:37PM
0 0
profile picture
thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
all about the orange
Nov 2 2010 10:39PM
0 0
profile picture
Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
My home town
Nov 2 2010 10:40PM
0 0
profile picture
neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
loll
i somehow imagined you looking like the guy in the pic too
Nov 2 2010 10:41PM
0 0
profile picture
rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
I wish I wore that to prom
Nov 2 2010 10:42PM
0 0
profile picture
Ski..4..Life
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 97
that suit looks like shit. If your gonna buy a suit, at least buy a nice one
Nov 2 2010 10:52PM
0 0
profile picture
Owen.
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
You should get your money back and then spend it on strippers - at least that way it's not wasted.
Nov 2 2010 11:06PM
0 0
profile picture
Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
only 2xl?
Nov 2 2010 11:15PM
0 0
profile picture
MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Click for larger image

I envision myself wearing this to prom this year.
Nov 2 2010 11:15PM
0 0
profile picture
Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
dont.
Nov 3 2010 4:40PM
0 0
profile picture
pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
if this the best purchase i would hate to see your worst.
Nov 3 2010 4:44PM
0 0
profile picture
Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
when the website was called brightcoloredtuxedoes.com i didnt think the suit was goonna be all black
Nov 3 2010 4:46PM
0 0
profile picture
Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
This and the blue one my two friends wore for a dance. These are fly.
Nov 3 2010 5:01PM
0 0
profile picture
Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
class, for when you need to kill a mutha fucka
Nov 3 2010 5:32PM
0 0
profile picture
Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
that honestly sort of seems like a waist of money...
Nov 3 2010 5:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
I thought that, until I was having my morning coffee at the coffee shop, and this gay couple in their early 30s sat at the table across from me, and both were wearing flip-flops. flip-flops in general are a sartorial no, but in Colorado, in November? gah!

to the OP, that thing is gnarly. please please get that shit tailored in a ton, or else you'll look really bad. maybe a tailor can make it look a bit less slovenly.

anyway, on topic, I just started to learn how to make patterns, and have made my first jacket. hopefully in the next six months I'll be selling fully bespoke suits for under a grand, and shirts and accessories to order as well. stoked!
Nov 3 2010 5:42PM
0 0
profile picture
BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
I almost threw up that suit is so fucking gross.
Nov 3 2010 5:43PM
0 0
profile picture
PBRasap
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 326
someone actually wore a camo tux to my boyfriends prom.
Nov 3 2010 5:44PM
0 0
profile picture
Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
should've gone with yellow

Click for larger image
Nov 3 2010 5:46PM
0 0
profile picture
smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
As for school dances and shit you could not have made a better purchase, its like fake classy. I hope you know this actually looks retarded. You would never use this for any serious formal event.
Nov 3 2010 5:51PM
0 0
profile picture
mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
I will travel back in time and head butt your mom right in the baby maker. DESTROYED!
Nov 3 2010 5:53PM
0 0
profile picture
maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
i would have bought the pink...
Nov 3 2010 5:54PM
0 0
profile picture
springz
Posts: 327 - Karma: 397
You have had a very sad 16 years on this earth....
Nov 3 2010 5:59PM
0 0
profile picture
Tablespoon
Posts: 923 - Karma: 14
If that tux fits anything like it does in that link, you need to burn it straigt away. That looks horrible.
Nov 3 2010 6:01PM
0 0
profile picture
Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
dude....come on are you kidding me? why would you buy a tux?
Nov 3 2010 6:09PM
0 0
profile picture
DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
easily the ugliest tux ive seen in my whole life


this is gonna be me at prom this year
Click for larger image

Nov 3 2010 6:11PM
0 0
profile picture
comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hmmm most people's best purchase at 16 years is a car...yours is a tux






yep, you're a winner.
Nov 3 2010 6:13PM
0 0
profile picture
masterhatin
Posts: 630 - Karma: 53
Yea 16 and you buy a tux, Uh cool? I was expecting somethin better like you just bought a flesh light.
Nov 3 2010 6:13PM
0 0
profile picture
gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
Click for larger image
Nov 3 2010 6:13PM
0 0
profile picture
Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
hook me up?
Nov 3 2010 6:16PM
0 0
profile picture
JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749
I was expecting you to say a fleshlight
Nov 3 2010 6:21PM
0 0
profile picture
Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
if you're seriously interested, sometime in the next month or two I'll be making a few for just cost of materials
Nov 3 2010 6:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
keep me posted
Nov 3 2010 6:43PM
0 0
profile picture
little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,862
thts












sick
Nov 3 2010 7:14PM
0 0
profile picture
Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
You're the one who said on facebook that it was "the illest thing you ever saw"...
Nov 3 2010 8:47PM
0 0
profile picture
Dick_Buttkiss
Posts: 302 - Karma: 16

Click for larger image

classic style

Nov 3 2010 8:54PM
0 0
profile picture
geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
Click for larger image
Nov 3 2010 8:55PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)