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Kenyon
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arite so on halloween i smoked weed and it was like the first time i did it. now i just found out i have a physical that i need to take to stay in school and to play junior varsity sports for school. Im not sure if they do any drug tests or not but im really scared now. When i smoked i dont think i got high cause it was my first time. But yea how long does weed stay in my system if i smoked it once and how can i get it out faster so it doesnt show up on the test if i have one. and also im in 9th grade

Nov 2 2010 8:09PM
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little1337
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usualy no testing unless you have an injury. stay cool bro itl be alright.
Nov 2 2010 8:10PM
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skichicky3
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they dont teach you to use the search bar by that age eh?
Nov 2 2010 8:10PM
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Bodhisattva
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You have to buy lime juice and if you drink like a pint of lime juice or eat a bunch of limes, it will push it right out of your system
Nov 2 2010 8:10PM
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207
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FACEPALM.

1st they can't drug test you unless your parents consent.

2nd, if you took a hit you'll have THC in your system.

3rd, it can stay in your system for 30 days, after like 15 its hit or miss.

4th, they can't kick you out of school for not taking a physical test
Nov 2 2010 8:10PM
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JosephStalin
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get gatorade
shower in gatorade
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profit?
Nov 2 2010 8:10PM
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GayWolf420
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Just get the fuck out, please. No body gives a fuck you smoked weed. I hope you fail your drug test and get kicked off of your team.
Nov 2 2010 8:11PM
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CodyTurner
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Prepare to have your dick pulled but thats about it ,don't worry about anything
Nov 2 2010 8:11PM
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TheWiseOne
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max 2 week for your first time, but that would be a stretch. They usually wont test you but it really depends on the school I think.
Nov 2 2010 8:11PM
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pmills
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Nov 2 2010 8:11PM
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DERS.
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they dont test for drugs during physicals dont worry. they only test the ph balance in your piss.. but it can last from anywhere from a few days to over a month if you do specifically get "Drug Tested" depending on how much and how often you smoke
Nov 2 2010 8:11PM
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hella.sick.skier
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there not gonna drug test you but just drink a bunch of water or pomagranate(sp?) i know kids who have smoked 3 days before court and passed drug tests
Nov 2 2010 8:12PM
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gabe.
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you can buy a detox drink.....they actually work
Nov 2 2010 8:14PM
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Kenyon
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Why thank you for your kindness asshole.
Nov 2 2010 8:15PM
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Sharknuts.
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If its the first time you smoked it will most likely be out of ur system in 3-4 days. Just drink plenty of water each day. Bring like a nalgene water bottle to school and drink like 2 of those. and then to be safe when u get home just drink 2-3 more. As lond as ur pee is clear durring the test you will be fine. And these guys are right, they most likely cant test you unless you have signed a waiver or ur parents consent. Just drink water and you will be fine.
Nov 2 2010 8:16PM
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MadMaxamas
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Not a big deal at all. First off they have t be searching for the weed in your blood/piss. There isn't a magic machine that just says weed! They are probably far more worried about roids due to it being a classA drug vs. Weed at classB. Either way good luck bro!
Nov 2 2010 8:16PM
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Kenyon
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Thanks bro
Nov 2 2010 8:16PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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Wanna stop hating the kid came to ask help, not to get bitched at.
Nov 2 2010 8:19PM
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Nathn
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you are going to be caught, fined, suspended, and then shunned by your family ultimately leading to your suicide.
Nov 2 2010 8:20PM
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GayWolf420
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No problem. You're the dipshit who smokes weed and plays varsity sports. Maybe you should of thought it through before you smoked. Just trying to save you from fucking your potential college sports career up.
Nov 2 2010 8:21PM
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123+ski
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never had a drug test at a physical, but as far as #4 goes, i thought he just said he couldn't play sports, and usually u either write down that u had a physical, or fax it to the doctor, and they sign it. the schools can refuse to let you play sports without it, as well as overnight trips etc, but ya op your fine
Nov 2 2010 8:23PM
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Spillway_East
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true stoner right here, this kid knows whats up
Nov 2 2010 8:23PM
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Smuffy
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you should probably go cry under your bed, then realize that every kid on varsity sports smokes weed, and that the searchbar is a really nice resource for cases like these.
Nov 2 2010 8:24PM
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CrispyZombyWoof
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dont worry about it man. i've passed tests after smoking just a few days before if it was not a regular thing. if you have only smoked once, your body will metabolize it super fast and it will be gone in no time. just drink a lot of water/cranberry juice/other antioxidant containing fluids. you'll be fine. and like a number of people have said, they cant just test you w/o warning. you'll know if they're gonna look for pot. you'll be fine man.
Nov 2 2010 8:27PM
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Crack.
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dude, chill...
Nov 2 2010 8:28PM
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GayWolf420
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You can blow it out your ass, too. Save the bullshit threads on weed for the 420 cult.
Nov 2 2010 8:29PM
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Kenyon
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dude just stop. I asked for help not for you to come on here and start bitching to me.
Nov 2 2010 8:32PM
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Chompo.
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lolz
Nov 2 2010 8:32PM
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rickroller
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IF YOU SMOKE WEED YOU WILL DIE FROME BRANE CANCER!!!!
and not pass the drug test
Nov 2 2010 8:32PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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You're fucked. Might as well practice being someone's bitch, because you're going to jail.
Nov 2 2010 8:33PM
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Jamerson
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Seriously?
I hope you get some kind of satisfaction from this besides having your post count go up a little.
Give the dude a break.

Yo I am currently tested all the time and CRANBERRY JUICE! is the cheapest detox. drink a ton of it.anything acidic. also drink some alcohol if your into that anything with loads of caffeine, and water just piss it all out of your system. excercise helps to i guess cause your burning fat that thc could be stored in.
you'll be fine if it is a doctors physical they probably wont test you.

Dont stress it!
Nov 2 2010 8:33PM
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GayWolf420
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You have no soul, either.
Nov 2 2010 8:35PM
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Frazelli
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go to jamba juice and get the grass shit or what ever
Nov 2 2010 8:35PM
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chicken
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you probably won't have much in you if you haven't been smoking it heavily. are you fat? just drink lots of juice and water.

I passed one where I smoked like 3 days before. I think all they check for is performance enhancers.
Nov 2 2010 8:35PM
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Kenyon
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thanks bro
Nov 2 2010 8:36PM
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Chief.Queef
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smoked laced weed this wknd. fuck.
Nov 2 2010 8:37PM
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TheWiseOne
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Are you OMYBOSH? We're still doing that joke right?
Nov 2 2010 8:39PM
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mattster
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I honestly thought that was just an urban legend. Who would put fucked up shit in their pot and sell it to people?
Nov 2 2010 8:40PM
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ski2sky.
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kewwll story bro.

and to OP, *facepalm*... youll be fine, you have nothing to worry about.
Nov 2 2010 8:40PM
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easiestEC
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doctors usually just test for blood viruses like UTI. i smoked before a physical and they didn't say shit. just tell your doctor that you blaze and they'll keep it on the DL unless your not 18 then they might tell your parents, usually not though. you know, doctors confidentiality. you'll be good.
Nov 2 2010 8:43PM
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Chief.Queef
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fucked up people
Nov 2 2010 8:43PM
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