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Know How I know You're a Hipster?...

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casual
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Because you don't think Diamond Rings is ironic enough.



Your turn guyies!
Nov 1 2010 10:24AM
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COrider
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who da fucks that?
Nov 1 2010 10:27AM
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Ski_the_east01
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because you look like any of these fucking clowns

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Nov 1 2010 10:27AM
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casual
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You guys aren't playing by the rules!

I want page after page of hilarious fun little insights into hipsterdom in the rigid format of "Know how I know you're a hipster?...".

Goddammit, If I had thrown this to a bunch of hipsters, it'd be ten pages and amazing by now. Fuck.

P.S. Diamond Rings is a dead serious band/solo project thing by that guy. He has an album, he tours, etc. A handful of the go-to hipster music bloggers/sites have posted reviews....and they're pretty much unanimously favorable. If you want a real laugh...watch 3 or 4 of the videos for other singles, then watch the review I posted below.


Nov 1 2010 10:38AM
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Gnarshred
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because you think emeralds is good music
Nov 1 2010 10:41AM
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Profpimpcain
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fml
Nov 1 2010 10:41AM
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Ski_the_east01
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lol awesome

which one? I at least hope its not 'the twee' or 'the williamsburg' those are definitely the worst
Nov 1 2010 10:44AM
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Queen_Selassie
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you would post that...
Nov 1 2010 11:15AM
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Pee_and_Ski
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guy or girl?

Nov 1 2010 11:17AM
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casual
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What's odd about that though is that I have no idea who you are, or how you're familiar enough with me to make presumptions about my behavior.

Wait.....were you lurking outside of my bedroom window last night? I don't usually sit like like that, I was just cold...or whatever.
Nov 1 2010 11:22AM
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rudager
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it'd be different if that was david bowie
Nov 1 2010 11:28AM
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Queen_Selassie
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Nov 1 2010 11:32AM
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casual
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Yeah...because it'd be David Bowie.

Only similarities are purely superficial...to the point that even an off-handed comparison feels dubious. It's a disservice to Bowie to even acknowledge the fact that this guy painted a stripe across his eyes.

This kid sat in his room with Kylie Minogue and Pat Benatar records and wrote a bedroom opus...that should've stayed there. His bizarrely and unexpectedly deep voice is so glaringly dissonant against the sugary shit happening around it that I can't even begin to take it seriously. I'm sure that's the point.....or something....but I'm unimpressed, yet thoroughly entertained from my superior, superior vantage.
Nov 1 2010 11:35AM
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rudager
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Haha, I wasn't able to finish the video. I lost interest, the song sucks. I kept watching for a bit to see what was going to happen, nothing came up though.
Nov 1 2010 11:42AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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http://hipsterhitler.com/
those are funny
Nov 1 2010 11:42AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I always screw it up over ipods. There is this one hipster girl that lives in one of the dorms near me and I really cannot help but laugh every time I see her, she just dresses so ridiculously.
Nov 1 2010 11:44AM
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casual
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no no no!!! watch the big dance sequence, and the solos!!! You have to! It's almost tooooooo good! The choreography is unreal.
Nov 1 2010 11:48AM
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popNfresh44
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when you take this girl seriously and consider her an artist.

caution: don't watch if you're easily disturbed


Nov 1 2010 1:24PM
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Ski_the_east01
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wtf did i just watch

i wanted to burn down that room with eveyone of those people still inside
Nov 1 2010 1:34PM
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WaterBottle
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oh god, what is she doing with her vagina. no. not the spaghettios
Nov 1 2010 1:36PM
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popNfresh44
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she was fingering herself which led to peeing in the can...most of the pee probably missed the can.
Nov 1 2010 1:41PM
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casual
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That was the most pretentious, pseudo intellectual, self-indulgent thing I've ever fucking seen...and therefore, amazing.

I could literally see the thought bubbles popping up all over the place...

"Shit....if I laugh, people will think I don't get it!!"
"Man I feel way better about my stupid haircut, now."
"Is it weird that I have a boner?"
"How can rip this off for my Fine Art thesis due in 19 hours?"

Oh.....I get it.....was this video a highbrow pro-abortion advocacy tool? As in, am I supposed to feel like the world would be a better place if those people who CLAPPED for that had all been swallowed, and or vacuumed out?

I mean....."Everything is SHIT!!" how profound....

Thank you for saving this thread.
Nov 1 2010 1:44PM
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Dntel.
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that was seriously the most god awful attempt at being unique i have ever seen.
Nov 1 2010 1:49PM
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Mykel
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Threads so I can watch that video.
Nov 1 2010 2:49PM
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ShoulderSurfer
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amen
Nov 1 2010 2:49PM
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rudager
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I regret watching what you just told me.

That one black guy has the weirdest head
Nov 1 2010 2:57PM
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Arabian.
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Hear hear. This shit needs to stop NOW.
Nov 1 2010 2:59PM
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Hemulen.
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TSSSS EHHHH ERRRRRR TSSSSSS EHHHHH


how the fuck is that art?
Nov 1 2010 3:05PM
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canterbury
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to that girl in the video, LEARN HOW TO USE A DAMN CAN OPENER
Nov 1 2010 3:16PM
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dex.
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Nov 1 2010 3:18PM
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Mr.Luke
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what the hell?
Nov 1 2010 3:20PM
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Ski_the_east01
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^ do you guys like scottie pippen? No no the band scottie pippen

hahahah
Nov 1 2010 3:21PM
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mattster
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the video of the girl rubbing spaghettios on her tits and cutting a hole in her pants and peeing on the floor in her moms house can not be unseen.

but i mean, i totally get it. that girl is so deep, that was a life changing moment. I feel like ive been educated in ways i cant explain because you probably wouldnt get it anyways.
Nov 1 2010 3:28PM
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casual
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hahahaha

Please guys, bring more content!
Nov 1 2010 5:52PM
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theabortionator
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This thread was cooler before you made it
Nov 1 2010 5:55PM
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Parrish
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lolololololol
Nov 1 2010 5:56PM
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Abc567def
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so what you're saying is it is not safe to watch in class right now...
Nov 1 2010 5:59PM
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1337
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what is going on in this thread.....
Nov 1 2010 6:02PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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if:

you own a fixie but dont know what a crankset is.

Nov 1 2010 6:04PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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*trollface*
Nov 1 2010 6:06PM
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CrispyZombyWoof
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wow....just wow...shit is gettin real.
Nov 1 2010 6:09PM
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Where-am-I
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made me lol, why so serious hipster audience?
Nov 1 2010 6:22PM
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paige.
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All I can say for that is we must have a new generation of hipsters coming in. And bringing with them a sense of nostalgia for 90's boy bands. Be afraid, this may get very bad.
Nov 1 2010 6:37PM
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timmi
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I was going to say that people should be able to do what they want for the most part, but after watching that spegettio video, i changed my opinion. those people should have decisions made for them.
Nov 1 2010 6:45PM
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casual
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Agreed.

I consider myself to be pretty left of center. and a bit of a weirdo with bizarre eccentric tastes. I've taken a weird route to adulthood myself, but fuck.
Nov 1 2010 9:44PM
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Gnarshred
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hah yup this is exactly how I feel about the video.

I guess were just not hip enough to appreciate it...
Nov 1 2010 9:55PM
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k-rob
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KILL THEM ALL
Nov 1 2010 10:04PM
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Mykel
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I …. jesus fuckshitchrist.
Nov 2 2010 1:51AM
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Static
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... when I like everything posted in this thread.
Nov 2 2010 3:07AM
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Profpimpcain
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I SMOKE A FUCKING PIPE! my God... i did not realize my mistakes until now. although I dont look exactly like any of them in particular, i have been tempted to purchase buddy holly glasses.
Nov 2 2010 3:50AM
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dubaiski
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... because you like the new jiberish line.
Nov 2 2010 4:56AM
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