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7-3instacall
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a riddle.  it goes like so

a man (moé) dropped mustard on his shirt, when he cleaned his shirt, he had a green stain. why?

post some too if you feel like it

Oct 31 2010 9:36PM
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Jwalk
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because the detergent was blue and blue + yellow = green.
Oct 31 2010 9:38PM
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rankstank
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awwwww shit.
Oct 31 2010 9:38PM
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CarRamRod
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that really sucks!
Oct 31 2010 9:40PM
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dex.
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your wife, oprah, barbra walters. you gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. GO!
Oct 31 2010 9:40PM
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chardi
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green. mustard.
Oct 31 2010 9:40PM
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DERS.
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epic line!! love it
Oct 31 2010 9:42PM
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Blurst
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Kill my wife, fuck barbra and marry oprah
Oct 31 2010 9:44PM
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Mr.Luke
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worst riddle ever
Oct 31 2010 9:46PM
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messplay
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great movie.
Oct 31 2010 9:46PM
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dex.
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okay okay.

the diabetes guy, lady gaga, tom wallisch. you gotta fight one, eat one, go down on one. GO!
Oct 31 2010 9:46PM
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EC-Skier
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fuck wife, marry oprah, kill barbra

Oct 31 2010 9:48PM
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.AR6rider.
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I would fight the diabetes guy because I also have diabetes and would need to prove that I'm better than him, I would eat Tammy Walnutz because he would taste like pretzels, and I guess I would go down on Lady Gaga just so I could expose the truth.
Oct 31 2010 9:50PM
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hella.sick.skier
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eating and going down on lady gaga could be the same thing. im confused as what to do now?
Oct 31 2010 10:24PM
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Blurst
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Go down on the diabetes guy, eat wallisch and fight lady gaga
Oct 31 2010 10:26PM
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theblackrod
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yesssssss
Oct 31 2010 10:27PM
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Freeheel4real
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i think most kids on this site know exactly what they would do to tom wallisch...i'll give you a hint though - not fight or eat.
Oct 31 2010 10:30PM
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soulskier
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alright, i've been waiting on the edge of my seat for four hours. whats the answer? o think it has something to do with his name but cant think beyond that right now
Nov 1 2010 2:50AM
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dex.
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lolursrz?
Nov 1 2010 3:59AM
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siversex
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alright a real one:

take away my first letter and i am unchanged. take away my second letter and i am unchanged. take away my remaining letters and i am still unchanged. What am i?

Nov 1 2010 4:22AM
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omIV
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Mailbox.

What is black, white, and red all over?
Nov 1 2010 4:30AM
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Ftacnik
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A zebra that rolled in blood... But it's probably a newspaper. And it's "read" all over.
Nov 1 2010 4:47AM
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omIV
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Clearly I was not referring to a newspaper, or I would have said "read." I in fact meant a skunk with a rash.
Nov 1 2010 6:20AM
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Static
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full body rash? I doubt it.
Nov 1 2010 6:27AM
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I_Am_Mod
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the german reich's flag ?

you dirty nazi !

:) jk
Nov 1 2010 8:44AM
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7-3instacall
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yah, you guys got it, my shirt was blue when i spilled mustard on it. so green.

-When is a door not a door?

-What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Nov 1 2010 11:31AM
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notadoctor
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when it's ajar

what can you put into a barrel (that isn't a gas) that will make it lighter?
Nov 1 2010 12:37PM
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StevenR
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A lamp
Nov 1 2010 12:38PM
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.AR6rider.
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A hole.


What gets wetter as it dries?
Nov 1 2010 12:40PM
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.AR6rider.
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If it takes ten men ten hours to dig ten holes, how long would it take one man to dig half a hole?
Nov 1 2010 12:42PM
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StevenR
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5 Hours
Nov 1 2010 12:43PM
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I_Am_Mod
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is there a trick to it or is it plain math?
10 man dig 10 hour on 10 holes => 100 manhours/10holes
10manhours / hole
5 manhours / half hole
so 1 man has to dig 5 hours ?
Nov 1 2010 12:45PM
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ASkierNamedJaymz
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haha im pretty sure you can't have half a hole, think about it
Nov 1 2010 12:46PM
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I_Am_Mod
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if you interpret is a hole that's half as deep as the initial holes you can....
or is it a dutch thing to say stuff like that?
Nov 1 2010 12:49PM
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StevenR
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Thats iffy. A hole can be half as deep as another hole. The riddle implies that said holes are at such a depth/diameter/etc that it takes 10 men 10 hours to achieve. So we assume that half a hole just means a hole half as deep/half the diameter/etc. This is important stuff, get your shit together man.
Nov 1 2010 12:50PM
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.AR6rider.
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Haha this is the answer I was going for.  A hole is a hole, it doesn't matter how big it is.
Nov 1 2010 12:51PM
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I_Am_Mod
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must be 10 lazy fucks digging those holes then....

if size doesn't matter and a hole is a hole why do they have to dig 10 hours if the holes can be the size of a golf hole ?

unless of course they're digging with bare hands in granite rock or something....
Nov 1 2010 1:00PM
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StevenR
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meh
Nov 1 2010 1:02PM
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.AR6rider.
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It's just a dumb riddle.  I didn't make it up.
Nov 1 2010 1:02PM
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.AR6rider.
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MOAR!

One night, four men sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain, if no one lost, how all could gain?



What has four legs, 16 balls, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
Nov 1 2010 1:25PM
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hurrisun
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a pool table!

i dunno the first one

they won because they al had fun
Nov 1 2010 3:41PM
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7-3instacall
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There is a black horse who jumps over a tower. He lands on a small man who starts disapearing, what is happening?
Nov 1 2010 4:49PM
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StevenR
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The man was actually Mr. Hands seeking revenge by positioning himself so his entire body would be engulfed in the horse's ass.
Nov 1 2010 5:06PM
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123+ski
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One day 2 moms and 2 daughters went out to go fishing. When they got home they counted how many fish they caught and they caught 3 so they decided to eat them. All of them got equal amounts of fish with out cutting them so they eat 1 whole of the fish how could that be?

couldn't remember the exact details but this one is similar to another, same answer
Nov 1 2010 6:09PM
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thesheik
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i sort of idiot giggled at that
Nov 1 2010 6:11PM
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dex.
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what skis and sucks at the same time?
Nov 1 2010 6:14PM
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Takeo.
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What's brown and sticky?














A stick
Nov 1 2010 6:18PM
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MACAQUE
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3 generations of family. Grandma, mom, and daughter.
Nov 1 2010 6:20PM
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Hoppy
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A man rode into town on Friday stayed for three days and three nights and then rode out again on Friday How is this possible?
Nov 1 2010 6:25PM
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304NordMan
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Fuckin' time travel, bro.
Nov 1 2010 6:28PM
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MACAQUE
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Stayed 3 days and nights within a week, and left the next friday. Boom.
Nov 1 2010 6:29PM
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