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Need epic halloween costume...

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KravtZ
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was oringally going to be guy on monopoly box but my tuxedo t shirt didn't arrive in time. NEED IDEAS want it to be as epic as possible
Oct 29 2010 3:50PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799

Tape boxes of cereal to your chest with plastic knives sticking in them and be a "cereal killer"

GET IT!?!

Oct 29 2010 3:52PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
dress up as a repost..its so hot right now
Oct 29 2010 3:54PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
When i was 5 through 9 i was a bat every halloween, so just be that.
Oct 29 2010 3:57PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Get a white shirt
Draw a big question mark on it
Tape popcorn to it

You're a Pop-Quiz

FUCK YEAH
Oct 29 2010 3:59PM
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SOLID7
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
Just take a kitchen knife. It does the trick with most households. Chainsaws work too.
Oct 29 2010 4:04PM
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bullwinkle
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be a canadian
Oct 29 2010 4:06PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
Walk into the party without a shirt on and just pants. And when people ask you what you are say:
"A premature ejaculation" and they will say "What? How?" And you say "I just came in my pants" ahhhhhahahhahahahahahha lolololololoolol rofl. Too much?
Oct 29 2010 4:26PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Put a pot on your head and be a pothead. If you're at a kegger you can drink out of the pot too.
Oct 29 2010 4:34PM
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tribefan226
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antoine dodson
Oct 29 2010 4:50PM
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Anathema
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chilean miner
Oct 29 2010 4:51PM
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BLK_Shaman
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Haha pure genius
Oct 29 2010 4:55PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
serious question

is a slave pushing the costume or is that a great idea
Oct 29 2010 5:33PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
hahahahahahahaha
saw my post and thought it was funny you piece of shit hahahahaa
Oct 29 2010 5:34PM
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matt.rad
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charles manson
Oct 29 2010 5:39PM
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7-3instacall
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say you are a dead slave, so then you fall in the zombie category and you're fine
Oct 29 2010 5:39PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
Wait what?
Oct 29 2010 6:32PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
nevermind.
Oct 29 2010 6:40PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
nevermind.
Oct 29 2010 6:40PM
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AbeFroman
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his name is the monopoly guy . . . .
Oct 29 2010 6:41PM
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beermuscles
Posts: 1821 - Karma: 100
be a gym teacher. get a whistle and a sweatsuit of the same color.


easy cheap, and most people will chuckle at it.
Oct 29 2010 6:41PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
Alrighhtt hahah
Oct 29 2010 6:44PM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
General Butt Naked

Make a scene
Oct 29 2010 7:27PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Brett Favre jersey, backwards MN hat, three day scruff, dildo/fake penis hanging out of your pants, and a cell phone. extra points if you have a smokin' hot, big tittied, brunette chick to get all whored out in some skimpy NY Jets gear to be your arm candy for the night.

Tryin' to pull it off tomorrow...hopefully i don't get raped on a favre jersey that I'll never wear again...
Oct 29 2010 7:38PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Be a ninja. Here's a stupid simple way to make a ninja mask:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2869/1850/1600/ninjalesson.jpg

I did it. People loved it.
Oct 29 2010 7:38PM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
I'm doing that this year. Witty, lame, awesome. Maybe drawing faces on shreddies with sharpie if I get around to it too
Oct 29 2010 7:44PM
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