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Meth could save you.

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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
According to research, coyotes will not eat the flesh of crystal meth users. Who knew?
So I figure now is as good a time as any to start meth, if it saves my corpse from being eaten by bitch ass coyotes, then it must be a good idea.
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
coyotes don't usually attack people, but you should do meth anyway in case they do
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
Figured better safe than sorry on this one.
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
thats just proof that meth makes you taste nasty

and no one wants to taste nasty
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Obviously that's the reason people have been doing meth all along...thank you Captain Obvious.
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Source?
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
gonna have to admit, that was pretty awsome
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mtaylor
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
I think he was referring to the pheonix coyotes-the hockey team...
i may be wrong though
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freestyler540
Posts: 13179 - Karma: 19,748
"And the guy who did the most drugs was killed today. Killed by a pack of dogs, he thought he saw"
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
This thread sucks.

Everyone already knew that.
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
so do you, except no one but me knew that
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Schlop
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ahhah yes, everyone takes sports so damn seriously, it's just as bad as girls and the fucking TV shows they follow
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
Your dad knew that.
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 521
did you just say, you suck his dad off?
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
you make no sense,
i said: "so do you, except no one but me knew that"
and you said: "your dad knew that....."

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smd and enjoy it bch
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
Meth killed my first born child.
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 521
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with her?
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
sick embed, bro
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 521
fuck you bro

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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
not very funny bro.
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
im not hatin dude! iz all kul
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 521
me neither bro, fuck you to me isnt and insultive term its more like saying hey hows a going?
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
IM QUOTING THAT AHAHAHHA EPIC
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
hahahahahahahaha i just noticed that
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iSkiAz
Posts: 404 - Karma: 37
I live in flagstaff that just made my day
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theabortionator
Posts: 52332 - Karma: 170,806
lol across the world smoking meth
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