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I dodged a bullet on this one.

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JIBpsy^^
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 So i was at grade checks with my mom this night and we were waiting in line. Right in front of us was the girl that i felt up at grinded the fuck out of at homecoming and she knew i drink alot. I came back from the bathroom and my mom was talking to this girl and her mom and they talked for like another 20 minutes. Lucky Neither alcohol or homecoming came up. I was supprised
Oct 29 2010 12:01AM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
cool
Oct 29 2010 12:01AM
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-Mugatu
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unluckily for us you made a thread about it.
Oct 29 2010 12:02AM
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GORlLLA
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story
Oct 29 2010 12:02AM
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TROLLED.HARD
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did she recognize you ?
Oct 29 2010 12:02AM
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SteezoSaurus
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cool
Oct 29 2010 12:02AM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
interior.
Oct 29 2010 12:03AM
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cooper.fry
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Bro.
Oct 29 2010 12:03AM
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Schlop
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crocodile
Oct 29 2010 12:04AM
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PJS.
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zomg lulz trannys an shit
Oct 29 2010 12:04AM
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Smuffy
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crocodile
Oct 29 2010 12:04AM
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BVT802
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Oct 29 2010 12:05AM
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wait.what
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Woh Hanzel. Slow down.
Oct 29 2010 12:05AM
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PJS.
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no post ho, just statin ma theory
Oct 29 2010 12:05AM
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gnarles.
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alligator
Oct 29 2010 12:07AM
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cooper.fry
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vaginal canal.
Oct 29 2010 12:08AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
Not a very close call if you ask me, more like a claim if anything.
Why would said girl mention that you drink to your mom? Not very likely.
Oct 29 2010 12:21AM
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garrettwiz
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i drive a...
Oct 29 2010 12:21AM
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molsongolden
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Oct 29 2010 12:28AM
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_Jesus_
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classic
Oct 29 2010 12:52AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
this.

"so how do you know my son?"
"well we both got hammered and i ground my ass into his dick at a highschool dance"
Oct 29 2010 12:56AM
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paulgenovese
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Oct 29 2010 12:57AM
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saxon
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boss
Oct 29 2010 1:00AM
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MothaHucker
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panama canal.
Oct 29 2010 1:32AM
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soulskier
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at no point during any part of that story did i see any reference to hot lead flying at you and you saying "fuck you bullet, i'm moving over hier"
Oct 29 2010 2:54AM
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Gstrong
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Oct 29 2010 3:02AM
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Abc567def
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well that is 17 seconds of my lfie i won't get back so ill take yours instead
Oct 29 2010 3:13AM
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bakedpow
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you made me giggle:))
Oct 29 2010 6:27AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
a case of the lolz, you gave them to me
Oct 29 2010 7:51AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
OP, how old are you?
Oct 29 2010 8:37AM
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Dosh
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same thing happens to me all the time at grade check. im 21 though
Oct 29 2010 8:50AM
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t-roy
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more like you dodged some spankings from your mama
Oct 29 2010 9:18AM
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CodyTurner
Posts: 677 - Karma: 86
WHO?
Oct 29 2010 9:44AM
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Chompo.
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MIKE JONES
Oct 29 2010 9:52AM
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Skittle.
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WHO!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oct 29 2010 9:54AM
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BVT802
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yeah, me too. my senior year of college my mom ran into a girl i roofied at a bar, man was that a sticky situation. unfortunately she told my mom all about it and how i bound her up in the trunk of my jetta. gotta hate those nights, right?

























does anyone have a tray i can borrow, for all of these lemons?
Oct 29 2010 5:04PM
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Stickity
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pics of said mother?
Oct 29 2010 5:20PM
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pomme-de-terre
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why would some girl talk about drinking in front of both her mother and yours? hows does that make any sense?

this thread is fucking retarded. i drink with my friends all the time but they never walk up to my mom and go "HI MRS. STEPHENS MOM, FUNNY SEEING YOU HERE AT YOUR HOUSE WITH YOUR SON. GEE, IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS JUST LAST NIGHT WE WERE KNOCKING BACK BEERS AND KNOCKING UP UNDERAGE GIRLS, OH WAIT, IT WAS LAST NIGHT! WELP, SEE YOU LATER.
Oct 29 2010 6:55PM
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CrispyZombyWoof
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i see what you did there.
Oct 29 2010 7:03PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,575
Congratulations. This is the worst fucking thread of the week,


FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 29 2010 7:10PM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
Fuck you WHALE!!!
Oct 29 2010 7:17PM
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beermuscles
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fail.


hansel.
Oct 29 2010 7:19PM
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Stickity
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NARWHAL!??!
Oct 29 2010 7:19PM
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Deezy
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Oct 29 2010 7:28PM
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ContaminatedBeef
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High-class furby eh? new meme?
Oct 29 2010 8:09PM
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tBatt
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Oct 29 2010 8:22PM
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g.off
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i remember grade 6.




get a diary or a blog ... don't waste thread space
Oct 29 2010 9:25PM
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bootleg_BEN
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*Surprise
Oct 29 2010 9:31PM
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bluedevil493
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Oct 29 2010 11:19PM
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deleted5
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sounds like he's 12 who goes somewhere where other kids from there school with his mom.
Oct 29 2010 11:25PM
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