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The Invention Tread

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Crispy.
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You know when you get that feeling, this could be a good invention? This is what this thread is for.
This could possibly be a repost.. honestly i didn't searchbar at all.

Mine is the double sided tooth brush. You could brush your teeth in half the time.
DISCUSS
Oct 28 2010 12:31PM
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hellomynameisjef
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no
Oct 29 2010 10:28AM
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fujarome
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people like you, are the reason God doesn't talk to us anymore.
Oct 29 2010 10:44AM
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Crispy.
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Dude, no one here is trying to actually create these things is just some people having fun and showing some creativity. GTFO
Oct 29 2010 11:03AM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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I'n Germany during the World Cup a lot of urinals had goals with little soccer balls hanging from them so you could hit the ball with your pee into the goal. Pretty cool.
Oct 29 2010 11:04AM
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Trollolo
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A pillow that stays cold. But they already have it. I was pissed.
Oct 29 2010 11:24AM
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StevenR
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When i was in fifth grade i invented a pencil that would allow you to draw perfect lines and circles. I called it the Circiline Pencil. It was what i made for the schools "Invention Convention". I just taped a wing-nut to the bottom of a pencil and it didnt work for shit. But i think i still got an A because my poster was boss. Good times.
Oct 29 2010 11:29AM
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molsongolden
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but then you still have foam or gel all over your shit. the only solution is a building that vacuum seals at the push of a button so as soon as there is a fire you toss everyone an oxygen mask then vacuum seal the whole building and the fire dies from lack of oxygen. BOOOOMMMMM.


and to the guy who said to stop inventing things because there are hella people out there, inventions and breakthroughs come from knowledge and experience not just from random people sitting around brainstorming all day. just because there are people doesn't mean they are all people who will be able to come up with inventions or new ways of doing things.
Oct 29 2010 1:33PM
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Big_Spence
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obviously i would invent a helmet with a super strong magnet on it so it would suck bullets right to it, making you nearly invincible.
Oct 29 2010 1:39PM
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thelizards
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damn dude that could work
Oct 29 2010 1:41PM
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Big_Spence
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also i would make a car that runs completely off magnetic power by putting the two "+" sides together, thus having the "stationary" magnet propel the other one attached to the car. BAM, transportation that burns no fossil fuels and creates no waste.

this shit is so easy, i don't get why people haven't thought of all these ideas yet.
Oct 29 2010 1:46PM
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staffpro
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1) a system on expensive cars that takes pictures of the surroundings so that when your door gets dinged by someone at a parking lot for example it takes a picture of their license plate as they drive away then they get to pay for your damages.

2) Ever been pissed at a club when people stealing your bottle service?... my solution: a little 4 digit passworded bottle spout so only people at your booth can pour drinks.


Oct 29 2010 1:56PM
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molsongolden
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the helmet would be sick but then id you walked past anything metal you would get pulled by your head toward it haha

i want entire highways made of rows of magnets then all the cars have magnets on them then the rows of magnets in the highway flip and it throws the cars forward but they'd be flipping so fast it would be a smooth movement forward.
Oct 29 2010 1:56PM
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Big_Spence
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1. no way dude this would be a special bullet-trapping magnet that is only attracted to bullets, no other metals. srly. the only issue would be shooting a gun yourself...

2. great thinking. i'll add something like that to my plans. quick question though (not that it's that big of a deal) but how would you go about stopping?
Oct 29 2010 2:00PM
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Aaaron.
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if you were impervious to bullets, than you wouldn't need to "fight fire with fire", so to speak

you're weapon of choice would obviously be a bow an arrow. with a quiver of explosive-tipped arrows.
Oct 29 2010 2:02PM
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Big_Spence
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sheer brilliance.

it would need to carbon-shafted arrow with a moldable explosive tip. something that could be detonated by a push of a button.
Oct 29 2010 2:14PM
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Aaaron.
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now we're talking.
Oct 29 2010 2:31PM
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JTL
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Oct 29 2010 2:38PM
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molsongolden
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you would never need to stop, the magnets would only be used on the highway then when you came to your exit you would put on your blinked and your magnets on your car would turn and you'd get pushed off the exit then instead of using magnets your car would change into city drive mode AND BECOME A FUCKING HOVERCRAFT
Oct 29 2010 3:04PM
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Big_Spence
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Oct 29 2010 3:06PM
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585.
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I wanna see more voice controlled remotes in like tvs and shit. if they already have the technology since they did it with the new 360 kinect, just blow it up and put that same technology in tvs and other shit that uses a remote.
Nov 14 2011 3:12PM
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WestWoods
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I would invent a pill that literally made my jizz kill all the eggs in the fetus, so I could raw dog without the worry of babies!!!!
Nov 14 2011 3:18PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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wut
Nov 14 2011 3:24PM
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WestWoods
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Do you not know whats inside a girl? if you need directions my dick would be glad to show you around.
Nov 14 2011 3:34PM
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OCM
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apparently you dont
Nov 14 2011 3:48PM
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MFM
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eggs in the fetus...
I'd invent a machine that reminds you that you're a stupid kid, all the time.
Nov 14 2011 3:49PM
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WestWoods
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OHHH FFFFUUUUUCK! mind Fuuck I just realize what I wrote, did I mention my dick isnt the most smartest, just cuz its referred to as head doesnt mean its got a brain!
Nov 14 2011 3:51PM
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MFM
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Wait im not done.
So basically inside a girl there is a fetus (developing human) who has already gone through puberty and has its own eggs..or maybe it's own fetus with eggs in it? and again and again? IT NEVER ENDS!!! we must go deeper.
Nov 14 2011 3:51PM
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WestWoods
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I love scrambled eggs.
Nov 14 2011 3:53PM
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Mr.Huck
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You can buy this at Radio Shack. While testing mine out, I plugged a portable DVD player into it and it played a full length movie twice and had enough juice left to run a house fan for 20 minutes. You can plug any standard device with AC plug and it also has USB plugin. For camping it is the shit.

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Nov 14 2011 4:00PM
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Mr.Huck
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^ Image link fail. This should work:

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Here is the link to buy it:

http://www.radioshack.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3719246
Nov 14 2011 4:06PM
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Fucktown
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curb
Nov 14 2011 4:10PM
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theabortionator
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I invented snow bikes. But I figured they probably wouldn't sell. Some other shit I forgot about and some shit that hasn't been invented yet so I'm not posting.
Nov 14 2011 4:10PM
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.Capn.
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The wheel
Nov 14 2011 5:11PM
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maxwell666
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lol, batteries dont have outlets because they are inside the device you are using. You also don't know anything about electricity, don't to explain things that you dont understand.
Nov 14 2011 5:23PM
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RubberSoul
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MOTHERFUCKER
Nov 14 2011 5:38PM
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RubberSoul
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that is NOT the spirit that beat the imperial japanese
Nov 14 2011 5:39PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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how many hamsters needed to die before they stopped selling this thing?
Nov 14 2011 5:49PM
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Nov 14 2011 5:55PM
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Tasche
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hahhahaha holy shit,

Alright, lets clarify first. The guy on the first page suggest that a battery pack have a US standard 120 volt 60 Hz outlet so that he could use all his devices in a mobile setting. This device already exists, it is called an inverter. I also then pointed out that the vast majority of devices that he would want to power with a battery pack, with the exception of maybe a blender or a hair dryer, would run on DC voltage. Therefore having an inverter would be pointless because you are changing DC to AC and then back to DC.

I don't what the fuck you are talking about when you say that batteries are inside the devices, it makes me hope for the sake of civilization that you are trolling.

Also I will admit I don't know a whole lot about electricity, but have have done a fair amount of household wiring and have a degree in engineering where I took several circuits classes so I probably know more than you about the subject.
Nov 17 2011 10:59AM
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Tasche
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You could just fill the room with an inert gas like nitrogen, everyone would die but the fire would go out, problem solved.
Nov 17 2011 11:00AM
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SwitchMisty540
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i'm gonna make millions off this thread
Nov 17 2011 11:05AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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im going to sell custom dartboards that have pictures of peoples faces on them so you can order a board with a picture of your teacher or something and throw darts at him all day
Nov 17 2011 11:35AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I have two of those cups. They're awesome! The only thing that sucks is that once the ice melts inside the cup, it's pretty much worthless while you wait for it to refreeze.

and to the guy who said a road system made of magnets. this already exists in a way except it's a train system. they have one in Japan and one in China, I believe. it uses magnets to both lift the train off of the tracks and also to propel the vehicle. by lifting the train off of the tracks, it removes virtually all friction and then uses the magnetic system to propel the train to speeds up to 360 mph. google "Maglev".
Nov 17 2011 11:40AM
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*Koolaid*
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Obviously this is something I could never invent, but my friend and I always thought it was possible/feasible to somehow genetically engineer grass to only grow to a certain height....no more cutting the grass!!
Nov 17 2011 11:41AM
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Tasche
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Room temperature super conductors (if possible) will change everything.
Nov 17 2011 11:42AM
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JWoods
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Beer coozies with holes in them for shotgunning
Nov 17 2011 1:00PM
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JZ
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What about a social website where you put a picture and some information about yourself. Then you could connect with friends, share pictures and messages. You could also use it to look up people you don't know. Brilliant!
Nov 17 2011 1:21PM
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Waldo-
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you know that computer youre on? point made.
Nov 17 2011 1:23PM
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Nov 17 2011 1:28PM
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hokkanee
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looks foolproof to me
Nov 17 2011 1:42PM
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