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The Invention Tread

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Crispy.
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You know when you get that feeling, this could be a good invention? This is what this thread is for.
This could possibly be a repost.. honestly i didn't searchbar at all.

Mine is the double sided tooth brush. You could brush your teeth in half the time.
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Oct 28 2010 12:31PM
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thugaim
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Oct 28 2010 12:32PM
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theBearJew
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threads for stealing ideas and making millions off other peoples stupidity for posting their ideas on a public forum.
Oct 28 2010 12:35PM
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EastCoast...
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Oct 28 2010 12:36PM
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t_rob
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You actually. Need a 3 sided tooth brush to brush your teeth in half the time and it was already invented
Oct 28 2010 12:36PM
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RubberSoul
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ive always wanted to market a really nice battery pack that has one of these on it
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so anything that plugs into a wall can be portable, no worries. you could have different sizes for different shit

seriously have no idea why these dont exist
Oct 28 2010 12:36PM
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pkityyy
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a ship that can go in space

Oct 28 2010 12:41PM
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yellav
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pretty sure they have those, and ones that plug into your cars charger port thing
Oct 28 2010 12:43PM
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RubberSoul
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yeah i have the one that makes your car's ciggie lighter port an outlet, use it all the time. ive never seen a battery one though
Oct 28 2010 12:47PM
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Tasche
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AC vs DC.
Oct 28 2010 12:52PM
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yuck
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do you mean 2 sided? i only have 2 rows of teeth...
Oct 28 2010 12:53PM
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RubberSoul
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they (I) couldnt put a converter in it?
Oct 28 2010 12:56PM
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Tasche
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ya you can but it would run down a battery pretty quick. Better off just putting a DC outlet in a battery because most devices that you would want to run work on DC. That's why batteries don't have outlets.



My invention is a waterless automatic fire prevention system. You install a unit that has a infrared camera and a fire suppression gel or foam with a nozzle that can be directed. When things get above a certain temp they get sprayed. Most of the damage from a fire is water damage from putting it out. I always thought this would be a good idea.
Oct 28 2010 1:01PM
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RubberSoul
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..after 15 years, someone finally explains that to me... thanks

and that is a good idea you have
Oct 28 2010 1:05PM
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Crispy.
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the two sided one was already invented. crap
Oct 28 2010 1:09PM
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black_mamba
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salt repelling antifreeze
Oct 28 2010 1:10PM
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Tasche
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oh and a room temperature superconductor.
Oct 28 2010 1:19PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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im pretty sure its already invented but: a cup that has an outer layer of ice in between 2 things of plastic so that your drink doesnt get mixed with the ice and you can store it in your fridge
Oct 28 2010 1:24PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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Ski pole tripod, looks and functions like a regular pole but i has retractable legs and a camera mount screw at the top of the pole handle. Also the grip (where camera can attach) can bend and be locked anywhere from upright to a 100 degree angle for follow cam shots.
Oct 28 2010 2:07PM
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EastCoast...
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heres the baby mopin action

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Oct 28 2010 2:23PM
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Abc567def
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A sensor in urinals at bars that turns a light on to tell you juding by the alcohol content of ur urine as to whether or not u are over the legal driving limit.
Oct 28 2010 2:25PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Skis with snowflex bases so you could just slide on anything.

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Oct 28 2010 2:33PM
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fsscott
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tis a silly thread
Oct 28 2010 2:47PM
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BootySpunk.
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Popsicles which has stick that break off once you get to the lower part so you aren't trying to deep throat the wooden thing while still getting the most out of your Popsicle.
Oct 28 2010 2:49PM
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1337
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pure sine inverter connected to a 12 volt battery. Google vagabond II. We photog guys have to have SOME way to power strobes out in the field ;)
Oct 28 2010 2:54PM
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Aaaron.
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nice try.

snowflex was designed to provide a sliding surface for ski and board bases.
if you took a material that was vastly different than that of a ski or snowboard base, would you expect similar results to those of the intend use?
Oct 28 2010 3:05PM
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hellomynameisjef
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a bathroom cubby

you put shit in it before you go take a poop in a bathroom so it doesnt get shit particles in it




WHAT M I REFFERING TO GO
Oct 28 2010 3:08PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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My backyard set-up is completely made of old ski and snowboard bases......what now??






but really duder it was a joke, much like the rest of the "inventions" in this thread.
Oct 28 2010 3:17PM
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H8CH
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and also informs you that the girl you've just been trying to get fired into at the bar may not quite be a solid 7......
Oct 28 2010 3:26PM
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Mr.Luke
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Before we start, we need to teach him how to spell, "Thread."
Oct 28 2010 3:27PM
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bkap
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haha i thought it was macoroni in the first pciture
Oct 28 2010 3:29PM
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Mr.Luke
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yeah, same here

Oct 28 2010 3:31PM
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bovice29
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sunny
Oct 28 2010 3:35PM
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JayDope
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i invented the PIANO KEY NECKTIE!!!Click for larger imageClick for larger image
Oct 28 2010 3:35PM
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RiddleMeThis
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thats actually pretty cool haha
Oct 28 2010 3:44PM
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Crispy.
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how about a urinal that has a little bulls eye target in the middle of it and its like that one game they have at the carnivals where the light goes up until you get to the top except instead of squirt guns u use your pee
Oct 28 2010 3:49PM
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AB3A
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Glowstick ski poles for extreme raving!!!!!!!!!
Oct 28 2010 3:52PM
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HR8938Cephei
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Gerbil shirt
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Oct 28 2010 3:57PM
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Crispy.
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Yeah i realized i spelled thread wrong right after i posted
Oct 28 2010 4:00PM
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yellav
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the league is way worse then sunny
Oct 28 2010 4:00PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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richard gere is ordering one already.
Oct 28 2010 4:04PM
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little1337
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zomg.
Oct 28 2010 4:37PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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nevermind, that joke is gonna fly under the radar of about 99.9% of NS. God help you if you google it.
Oct 28 2010 4:50PM
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GORlLLA
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Oct 28 2010 4:53PM
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SOLID7
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I thought it was a twisted invention in which you step on your baby as a bath mat. Nevermind.
Oct 28 2010 4:58PM
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theabortionator
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REpost repost repost.


But I invented biked that you ride down the ski slopes a long time ago. 10 + years ago. Not quite what they rock now but I had plans drawn up. Thought it was a stupid idea though.
Oct 28 2010 5:00PM
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pomme-de-terre
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hahah those are legit all i drink out of. im suprised they arent more popular though, i even have my own i bring to parties and shit. people see me with mine and just go nuts, like its the cure for cancer or some shit.
Oct 28 2010 8:33PM
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McFellon
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you guys there's 6,877,800,000 people in the world. Do you actually think that a bunch of 13- 20 year old dudes are going to come up with the new big invention? people in India get paid to do this shit, there's a lot more of them than there are of us
Oct 28 2010 8:45PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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holy shit
Oct 28 2010 8:47PM
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Tasche
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You are the reason America is sucking.
Oct 29 2010 10:22AM
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