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Tell a story about some crazy shit tht happened in school. i have nothing :(
Oct 28 2010 8:54AM
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Scott0_robot0
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one day i went to school, then i figured out it was all a dream....
Oct 28 2010 8:58AM
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this kid was fuckin with and the next day not planned at all some other kid was fuckin with the kid that was fuckin with me and the kid that was fuckin with was scared as fuck... fuck... fuckity ...fuck ...fuck
Oct 28 2010 9:01AM
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Oreos
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I walked into class, said to the teacher "Hello Mr.Benn" (his name was mr benn) and his reply was "I'm not in the mood for you today, stay outside"

I got sent out before I have even sat down.
Oct 28 2010 9:01AM
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elemeno89
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we had a machine that dispensed intense milks and my buddies and i would get one almost every day. one day my buddy decided to drink hakf and savve the rest for thr lunch period next period tk drink the rest. saves fron double buying which makes sense. however there was a flaw in his genious plan, and that was the organizational structure of hislocker. there was none and the milks was lost and long forgotten. well days turned to weeks then months,and about six of them went by before he noticed that milk he lost in december. so he takes it to the lunch room, over to the garbage can, opens it and pours ot out. we quickly leave because at that time seniors were the only people that were allowed outside, and witin five seconds of what we call" the pour" we smell this rotten decrepid odor, we swiftly leave and within thirty seconds of leaving the windows to the cafeteria open and we hear yelling and screaming and each window is jammed with heads of freshmen. we effectivly closed down the cafeteria for the rest of the day, and were never caught for the garbage cans were in the blind spot of the cameras. was a good day.
Oct 28 2010 9:19AM
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cooper.fry
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haha I got a lil chuckle.
Oct 28 2010 12:16PM
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Crispy.
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Not a very good one but this one kid at my school made a hit list and another pissed on someones gym locker and got expelled
Oct 28 2010 12:18PM
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cooper.fry
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haha I remember in 8th grade a few years back someone took all of a kids clothes out of his locker put them in a urnull (no idea how to spell it) and pissed all over it
Oct 28 2010 12:20PM
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Sheets-mmm
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last year i was being pushed in a wheelchair by my friend. this chubby girl whose really annoying that me and my friend hate. she said she wanted to race. so we raced and at the end of the hallway she hit a wet spot, slid about 5 feet, and then face planted. she got up in about a half second which made it even better. girl whom we dislike gets embarrased. my friend and i get to laugh hysterically in her face. it was a win and to this day the funniest thing i have ever seen
Oct 28 2010 1:27PM
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Bridger
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so i skipped the previous day from school because it dumped all night, 18inches of fresh and blue bird. I told the secretary i was sick so she gave me a not to give to all my teachers. I get to third period and the student teacher looks at the note then at me and says bull, you went skiing didnt you. and i said yeah, it was epic. that happened two more times during the day. Lots of kids bring pot and chew to our school so we have lots of drug searches. so other than that not much for interesting stuff.
Oct 28 2010 2:52PM
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bakedpow
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A buddy of mine streaked at our homecoming football game. Needless to say it was epic.
Oct 28 2010 3:05PM
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pmw
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i accidentally tripped on salvia last week in the midst of the day
i then proceeded to dump my girlfriend. it was an interesting day
Oct 28 2010 3:06PM
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AB3A
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I never even made it into class haha.

My teacher hates me and one day I was walking to class early for once I saw my teacher behind me and I said "sir your late!" he didn't think it was funny and sent me to my depute head teacher . Where I sat and watched Refresh from level 1 :D

Fuck yeah
Oct 28 2010 3:40PM
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CrispyZombyWoof
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i used to try and get out of my jazz band class early by telling the teacher i had obscure/extinct diseases. one time i told him i had contracted cholera and he actually let me leave. i came back the next day and he just laughed and asked if i had gotten past my illness.
Oct 28 2010 3:46PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Bricks through car windows.
Broken classroom windows, stolen laptops and food.
Oct 28 2010 4:53PM
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joshua
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We made a snowmobile tow-in jump to hit at lunch in Gr.10. Not to many schools you can do that at. /claim
Oct 28 2010 5:01PM
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theabortionator
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They had a bunch of nice triple beams. Then they didn't have a bunch of nice triple beams.
Oct 28 2010 5:15PM
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Mr.Luke
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Kid got expelled for smoking weed and selling it. That's all I got
Oct 28 2010 5:50PM
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McFellon
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pot is chronic at our school
one kid got busted for smoking it on a class field trip to st mikes college
one kid was smoking sigs (a huge db move) behind the annex and the teacher saw the smoke coming thru the vent and busted them
one pussy got caught selling weed and saved himself from getting expelled by ratting everyone else out. pretty funny

and riley is just a whole other story....
Oct 28 2010 6:01PM
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GayWolf420
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I took a shit on the teachers desk.
Oct 28 2010 6:02PM
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Sleet
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When i was in high school about 4 years ago, two black kids had sex in the middle of the dance floor of our homecoming dance. Their friends circled around them and acted as a shield so the chaperones wouldn't see. Pretty fucking ridiculous if you ask me
Oct 28 2010 6:04PM
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Bryan*
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that is priceless.
Oct 28 2010 6:13PM
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Mr.Luke
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cool.
Oct 28 2010 6:20PM
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WaterBottle
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story.
Oct 28 2010 6:24PM
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rigzz
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BRO!
Oct 28 2010 6:32PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
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brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oct 28 2010 6:33PM
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Kellso
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Well tis year we had one cick hit te other chick with her book and a bomb threat last year we had a fat kid throw one of my friend's head into the the wall and the anitor put a "got skull" poster (the vodaka) then he had to put up an impact poster.
Oct 28 2010 6:37PM
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TheHuggyBear
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So my friend sat at the front of my row in marketing, so when papers had to be passed around he would get a stack and pass back. Well he grabbed the last test in the pack(which would be my test) and drew a giant penis on the front page in dark blue pen. Needless to say I was pissed and already hated my teacher so i went all out and yelled, "FUCK THIS SHIT, YOU ARE A JACKASS AND THIS CLASS IS A BITCH. IM ONLY IN HERE FOR AN EASY A, I DONT NEED TO PUT UP WITH THIS...DAMN." Proceeded to throw the test away and went straight to the principals office where we talked about football for an hour and then I went to lunch. PS. principals hated the bitch so didnt care, she eventually got fired the next year.
Oct 28 2010 6:43PM
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An10a_Eng
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when i was in high school i saw my friend ben bending over the piano bench. i ran up and spanked him as hard as i could (my hand hurt like a bitch from it)...turns out it was the female choir teacher...talk about awkward
Oct 28 2010 6:45PM
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ryantheconnolly
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In spanish we were watching videos on youtube of spanish bands. Apparently one is called "Dildo" so the teacher thought it would be a good idea to look it up. First result was "Huge Dildo in Teen Pussy!" projected to the whole class.
Oct 28 2010 6:55PM
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2_fadez
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shenanigans
Oct 28 2010 6:57PM
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BLUMPKING
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IF ON A RARE OCCASION THERE COMES A TIME WHERE I MUST USE THE SCHOOL TOILET I USE AT LEAST ONE FULL ROLL OF TOILET PAPER TO CREATE A BIRDS NEST TO PREVENT THE SPREAD OF SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES AND OTHER ORGANISMS TO MY BODY
Oct 28 2010 6:58PM
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ryantheconnolly
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true story
Oct 28 2010 7:04PM
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Kellso
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Pot at my school is like nothing kids smoke it every day (in a school of 300 middle and highschool combined) kids get busted at least 4-6 times a year with alot of weed like pounds half oz and shit and we dip at lunch every day and in class 
Oct 28 2010 7:17PM
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BLUMPKING
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sounds like every high school ive ever visited haha. dip spit and red eyes everywhere.
Oct 28 2010 7:19PM
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bluedevil493
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i go to a catholic school. so anyways a girl brought in a Gatorade bottle and mixed in vodka into in the bathroom. she then proceeded to home room and offered several other people drinks. some people spat it out a loudly proclaimed is there vodka in that? however the teacher chose to ignore the comments. she then got completely hammered by 8:00 and while the rest of school went to mass she snuck out and hot wired her step-grandparents car(the rest of her family is in jail). not knowing how to drive a stick, having a license and being shit faced he first run bumped into the car in front of her, then she reversed and scratched the paint of the car next to her, the car directly behind her and destroyed my cars back end. at some point someone in the front office saw this and called police and some other teachers out to check what was going on. not knowing what to do the girl decided to make a run for it and jumped on out and took off. the police stopped her at gunpoint half a mile down the road completely fucked up. i love catholic school

/claim
Oct 28 2010 7:22PM
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bluedevil493
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+k for epic win?
Oct 28 2010 7:23PM
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cooper.fry
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+k for having 609 posts AND epic post.
Oct 28 2010 7:24PM
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KrazyistKarl
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got waaaay to many. heres a classic from middle school, took a yogurt tube, taped it to a desk and proceeded to slide another desk into it, blew up everywhere, covered kids, the roof, the floor, all 3 sides of the classroom (yes 3, the school was shaped like a giant cross and had oddly shaped classrooms because of it)
Oct 28 2010 7:28PM
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rankstank
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best one right hurr
Oct 28 2010 7:33PM
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WBY
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i love all these posts bout weed and how kids getting expelled, kid got caught with an ounce and got caught smoking in the bathroom within a week from each other kids back in a couple weeks
Oct 28 2010 7:36PM
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rankstank
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to be continued? holy balls that's an awesome story
Oct 28 2010 7:50PM
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ryantheconnolly
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School story bro
Oct 28 2010 8:07PM
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Jamerson
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One day me and this kid each ate a bag of boomers in a school assembly. an hour later during horticulture class i find myself just laughing at anything anyone says. Me and this kid laughed  at a tomato poster for 45 minutes. at the end of class im packing all my shit up, real good vibes got music playing in my head phones, then i heard a clatter behind me, obviously i thought it must have been that kid screwing around with something and breaking it. nope. this kid knocked over a bookshelf and was laying on the floor eyes rolling into the back of his head.... scared the life out of me. thought he was dead. he went to the nurses office after i left the class room everything was wipping by me then this other bastard was trying to fuck with me while i was trippin, and he was just anouncing to the world"this kid is trippin sack.. so I drove myself home through the hellish sludge that was the road and thought for the rest of the night i killed this kid.
my buddy was fine, i was fine, both of us learned an important lesson

sophomore year story, there you go
Oct 28 2010 8:21PM
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Woodsy15
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Funniest moment of my life happened when...

Okay so theres this kid named russell.. russell is not the smartest kid alive, clumsy, and is kind of a tool. so it was a cold fall day, we were out for recess, and me and a group of around 10 friends noticed there was a sewer lid missing over a sewer.. so all recess we are just talking around it, hoping someone will come along and fall in..

Russell comes walking down the yard, wearing his brand new, white caddilac sweater. Someone yells ESCOLADE!!, and russell starts showing off his sweater, completely oblivious that theres an open sewer right infront of him. Russell falls into the sewer, his head goes under, jumps out, has huge gashes from the rim of the sewer and sprints to the office.

funniest moment of my life, possibly a "should have been there story" but i think its worth sharing.
Oct 28 2010 8:22PM
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McFellon
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i know. that made me lol so hard
Oct 28 2010 8:24PM
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Proze
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Blacked out on oc a yip during an anti drug assembly...ya
Oct 28 2010 9:16PM
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Jamerson
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Haaha classic
Oct 28 2010 9:18PM
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calypso_
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our assistant varsity football coach bought some crack from this guy, didnt pay him and he killed him, then hid his body in a cement mixer and they caught him. never would think of this guy doing something so fucked up
Oct 28 2010 10:43PM
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calypso_
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http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2009_06_08_Two_men_accused_of_murder__dismembering_man_in_drug_deal/

heres the news article on it
Oct 28 2010 10:53PM
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sklermang
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damn, thats walpole for you
Oct 28 2010 11:15PM
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