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Got talent? Spit your rhymes! NS Freestyle Thread!

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TehPhizZz
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Feelin bored? got time? go for it!

NS Freestyle/Rap Thread!

Show us what you got!?!

lol i suck so i'm not even gonna attempt it till i know i can be awake to try to make some sense of what i write lol!

Show NS your skills!!
Oct 27 2010 1:19AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
haha... i made this a while ago with a member of my ski team.
it was made in a collective total of 25 minutes, so dont judge.
i put the beat together, Ben raps to it

Freestyle by mattsmith24
Oct 28 2010 12:54AM
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IIsmiittersII
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some people call me a piece of sliced whited bread but when you give me head you gonna wish you dead

eyes are ears are better, but when i stick it in your ass gonna im a call you old yeller

some people call me cunt destroyer and when i'm through with you you gonna wanna lawyer

singed werewolf jesus

Oct 28 2010 1:09AM
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MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310

who wants too battle?

Oct 28 2010 1:18AM
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p-fo
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inb4 the inb4
the plagiarism
and the rap war
no need for a score
i just spin rhymes
til i aint got no more.
call up my mom
in the living room
say mom spare some change
to buy me some shrooms?
she said baby dont you know
its as bad as crack
but as long as youre done
before i get back
dont want to walk
into the living room
my boy 6 in and high on shrooms.
his girl moanin
cause she high on crack
might cry a bit
cuz that would be whack.
a drug trip
like a bong hit
i had this dream
and i couldnt quit.
got into by blood
and it did stick
not like a needle
but my all-mighty dick.
not tryin to offend
but my mind on a bend
all high of lack of sleep
and the money i spend.
headed weird directions
goin off the deep end.
this rhyme is more random
than kennedy on meth
the fastest random speaker
before his 100 yard death.
but my words are related
not random verse
its got great flow
but sometimes terse
sometimes in my head 24/7
going to the dark
tryin to find my heaven.
i just let it flow
the lines
i let my mind go
and let the good times roll
Oct 28 2010 1:39AM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
I like to smoke the white rocks
then get naked except for my socks
lets take some shots then Ill lock you up with bike locks


Oct 28 2010 1:42AM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
I never considered myself a baby eater or a pimp or a rider or any money stealer

but one day my friend showed me how it was done

I swear i couldnt eat only one

Babies were the best choppi op di vuur (pronounced viir, for afrikaans okes)

and went down really well with a rainier beer

baby after baby it was gettin too hectic

I tried real hard but i just couldnt stop, shit

One day my mom walked in and saw the sight

a baby cooking over a kerosene light

I got straight kicked out what to do

i gots to find me a baby or two
Oct 28 2010 1:50AM
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applejuice.
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reeheehee
Oct 28 2010 1:54AM
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cooper.fry
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No one can stop me,
I smoke all that pot B,
My bitches call me papi,
and I'm yellin' Yahtzee.

I'm wearing First Drop G,
Drinkin' my dick gets floppy,
And my skis are so poppy.

Wake up, hit the slopes,
Hit the powder and I'm takin' tokes,
When I ski I can't help but make jokes,
Watchin' all these gapers duckin' ropes.

Come up, 270 on, pretzel, 270 off,
I said come up, 270 on, pretzel, 270 off.

On the way home doin' 90 in a sevvventy,
This smoke be given me crazy assss fuccckin dreaaams,
Bitches sittin' next to me takin' hits of ecstasy,
While my other bitch is two towns away and sextin' me.

Get home, clean the skis,
Take a shower got some shrinkage and mah nuts look just like green peas,
Bitch I'm like Chewbaka so you should check fo' fleas,
My bitch is ready, mouth open and she's on herr knees.

It's almost time for me to pack my bag and call it night,
But skiing on my mind this bitch is hella tight,
Gotta finish now I'm bout to bust a nut,
Bitches from East to West, ice to pow, ooh she's a slut.



3 mins got me this.
Oct 28 2010 2:00AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
got talent?
spit your rhymes!
so said the headlines
as i browsed through nsg
just tryin to kill time
should go to bed
but im too hood for school
been wearin tall tees
cuz im too cool.
people on ns call me a tool
cuz i hate all the time
and i post like a fool.
but i dont care.
throw my hands in the air
say mommy why they hatin?
how could they dare?
my memes are golden
and g, my straight airs.

i got the mad style
cuz i havent cared for a while
what others think
i just sit back and smile
this rap has split personality
worse than bipolar
one the red star
the other new world order.
like lennon v biggie
i sometimes go out of rhyme
a break in the lines
like a battle plan
but only worth dimes.
i hit out to the beat
in my head
the voice goes eternal
til im dead.
6 feet under
all covered in red.
a soviet hero
now the politburos dead
am i fucked in the head?
the fact im talking to myself
that fact led.
my feet like lead
stuck to the floor
and the buzzin in my head

am i goin crazy?
or does sleep make hazy
my thoughts and my brain?
or am i just lazy?
is it all a dream?
what did it seem?
too good to be true?
like biggie and his crew?
who died too soon
all the hood miss you?
i question everything
til theres not a single ching
all my dollahs done spent
just sit here and sing.
but since i aint got the voice
i guess ill just rap.
this freestyle
on my keyboard taps.
no time for takin naps.
gotta end this flow
for the real sleep game
all night long
til the morning came.
til sleep takes me
my mind to claim.
my tired eyes and the darkness
become one and the same.

so was there a moral
in all of that?
is it like pixar's
food plus a rat?
just follow your dreams
to rivers from streams.
peace is the word
the world of your dreams.
is it like it seems?
a simple solution
should we all smoke green?
naw its simple respect
it aint no real chore
love your fellow man
and what the wise man said before:
"if everyone skied,
there would be no war."
Oct 28 2010 2:00AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,332
just like a contorted aborted fetus, in mommies arms or face down in a bowl of lucky charms nobody gives a damn about jesus he gave you life and weed which is all the kiddies ever talk about or need, this thread is is shit, and the op is a noobed out wanna be g'd out fuck still suckin his mammas tit.


Yeah there's one more bunch of horseshit for this thread. Seriously these threads are dildos. Same as it ever eas
Oct 28 2010 2:00AM
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MiniMeDanny
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 2,312
fresssssh shiiiit


Oct 28 2010 2:03AM
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p-fo
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its a repost
maybe a repost of a repost
next time you high
just coast!
to avoid the inevitable roast
searchbar please
and to that we'll toast

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/544913/

lol
Oct 28 2010 2:03AM
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applejuice.
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sigged.
Oct 28 2010 2:07AM
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p-fo
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ns legitimacy
never thought id find it
on nsg
but here you see
my verse in the sig
of aimiee
i can quote wm
and do a cork ten
im so tired tonight
how do i win?
but the inspiration
is getting kinda thin
and on my chest
now rests my chin
but on my face
is a grin

i cant stop
oh fuck
but it kind of rocks
i should get off
before the e-police knock
and i start hallucinating "tik tok"
Oct 28 2010 2:13AM
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cooper.fry
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meow.
Oct 28 2010 2:21AM
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TehPhizZz
Posts: 92 - Karma: 9
siccK! lol
Oct 28 2010 1:09PM
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agame4life
Posts: 185 - Karma: 30
yes i make my own music.
much more to come because I've grown up a little in this last year.
NS will stay posted


Oct 28 2010 1:47PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
im writin the chronicles of tokin chronic bowls,
in seattle i got tails chasin me like soncis gold,
when i battle ill rattle ya brains till u need an anecdote,
rhymes that jump over ya head like a jackelope,
ill leave u in the back pacin with a mad face,
angry cuz im on some new shit like the iphone app craze,
and u just stuck in circles on the same shit like a fan blade,
ur rhymes are unrecognized like weed to a crack baby,
these times will find u lookin like a wack shady,

im gettin up on higher electrifying raps thru telephone wires,
rectifying fires from the mic with my metaphor lines,
then ill fuckin drop the dime,
must of lost a couple pennies from the way the copper shine,
after im done u'll be lookin for a clock to stop 'n freeze time,
ill have u feelin unlucky like a black feline,
ur shit just dont work like smokin crack with bee-line

i still havent even started brain stormin,
in my head theres clouds of rain formin,
makin everyone elses flow look ironic like a gay mormon,
so throw ya dubs in the sky homie lift em up,
always rep the west side and keep a swisher stuffed,
and i never speak about the weak cuz homie im livin tough
im gettin better so dont ever say i dont spit enough
Oct 28 2010 2:14PM
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TehPhizZz
Posts: 92 - Karma: 9
damnnn
Oct 28 2010 9:09PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
did i win? i think me and sir fry are the only ones in here that actually rap haha
Oct 28 2010 11:33PM
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Phormat
Posts: 774 - Karma: 20
why should i change?
to appease all the disrespecting haters?
you know what, i call them faders,
not playmakers, but foreplay fakers,
vapids I vanquish more viscous than vader,
they be bringing nothing to the table,
no insight or foresight, a hypocritical fable,
while they fade back into black,
i'm set on bringing real justice back
and it's known that my word is my pact

never been a slacker so i haven't read their book,
lay down some logic they give a blank look,
get high on this, life is finite not infinite,
get off your podium, this is the real shit
let this message's presence possess your mind,
common sense isn't too common in this kinda time
i'll leave the bud aside, thats for another day,
what i'm saying to you now that its time to change
Oct 29 2010 1:21AM
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Loges
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 21
give me a double shot of bourbon, microphone, and some purpose
and ill make every single person in this old place nervous
its disturbing, bringing this shit back to the roots
i got my richter scale up in your sphincter shaking in ya fuckin boots
Oct 29 2010 11:02AM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115

My name is Abbie and my legs are not flabby. Word.

Oct 29 2010 12:07PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
False. Your cute Pikachu betrays the magnitude of your thunderous thighs.
Oct 29 2010 12:36PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
i can't believe my eyes at their size.
Oct 29 2010 12:38PM
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IceCreamer
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O, its this thread again.
Oct 29 2010 1:16PM
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D.Hatch
Posts: 593 - Karma: 43
Not really a rap as  much more as a poem, but i made it up in front of my entire class.  We had to write a poem and i dint do mine so i had to think fast. When i got home i perfected it, here you go:

Skate-Boarding is Not a Crime.

When I go out for a skate,

I feel like some sort of PoPo-Bait.

But wait; that’s not fair!

I just push along here and there.

 

Carving through the streets I’m hardly a distraction,

But obviously I’m wrong according to the fuzz’s reaction.

While the public falsely continues their accusations,

I’ll remain to spread skating throughout the populations.

 

Now it is true that our feet our not the only thing that smell.

But what can you expect?

 When we skate after the ring of the bell.

Think of the president you next elect,

Are you sure his shoes won’t have the same repulsive affect?

 

But don’t you think it’s sweet?

Skate-boarding’s only pollution   is our feet.

Unlike your expensive cars that leave a poison in their wake.

Killing the Ozone is the only feat   you make.

Well I have a solution and it’s easier than cake.

I say we put an end to this ongoing pollution.

 

But How?

Well I will tell you   just now.

Skateboard to your daily commutes,

Instead of driving a truck who kills when it toots.


Oct 29 2010 1:29PM
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SirFryanator
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I used to rep the 206 too my dude
we be brothers from another mother, yep we screwed
so I'm something like your father, luke, was ya mom a prostitute?
hell no, she did it all for free, gave her talking to

popping in my headphones, dropping all the autotune
July to June, rapping year round filling up the room
when you open up for me I'll smile and let you kill the mood
then I take the mic away and blow em all out to the moon

get the hands as high as I, blunted around town
like I'm trying to mimic the laws of gravity I hold it down
dropping the bombs, when I spit I split atoms
and supply the dope lines, the meaning you can't fathom

I'm 100,000 leagues up, you under the sea
so you with the other fishes that'll listen to me
don't be fucking with the knowledge, man I'll ace your test
stamp an F on ya forehead, man you know the rest

on this acapella shit, man fuck a beat
put me on repeat, I'm a get up in the drivers seat
going to the finish line, this is unnecessary
but I gotta finish with a rhyme that is legendary
Oct 29 2010 1:47PM
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TheMoostafian
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aight now lemme tell u how it really will go,
ima come up in ur show and steal the whole floor,
dont matter whether im spittin it fast or slow,
gettin better every second i got the master flow,
crispy lines clean like the bottom of a paddle-boat,
askin what song i should do's like askin a fiend if they prefer crack or blow,
cuz it really just dont matter, im givin em what they askin fo

every one of ur fans will be hearin the vibe,
callin my rap notebook the miracle files,
when ur sittin in the back with ur headphones in,
ill have everyone in the place wearin a smile,
when i open for u it'll give ur career a headstone kid,
have u feelin pain like surgery when the meds dont hit,
cuz u watchin while im rockin the whole show on some fred flinstone shit.

and now ill take it back before the show to 8:18,
puffin on blunts till my breath sprays straight green,
one hit and ull be so high u need a doctorate analysis,
itll have ya bones so still ur gettin rocky-stiff paralysis,
so homie if u still really do wanna battle this,
hit me up in the studio.. not on the internet.

Oct 30 2010 12:58PM
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Petey.
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Are you fucking retarded?
Oct 30 2010 1:05PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
Nigga you think you can freestlye
i'll switch the style and watch the money pile
got you hater runnin laps like you on trial
Mile after mile like you joined the track team
After you get clapped please don't make a big scene
Me and my CREAM runnin my hood like a big scheme
Mac-10 about to scream scream, "click click" have a nice dream

Rhymes so sick, roll the weed and quick grab my bic
Light the wick and



Oct 30 2010 1:32PM
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Crack.
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wtf? where's the rest?
Oct 30 2010 1:35PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?

Oct 30 2010 1:57PM
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TehPhizZz
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hahahahahahah kill Bruh
Oct 30 2010 5:44PM
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arandomname
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This thread is some shit until Jon McMurray gets in here.

Oct 30 2010 5:56PM
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TheMoostafian
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homie u white and still say the n word,
thats why ur voice has never been heard.
ur rappin bout gats n cream when we all know ur no blacker than me,
lyrics are lyrics, i could give a fuck about crack for a fiend,
ur not from the hood and have no reputation,
my music is givin ur brain the good medication,
maybe gettin u outta the phase of bein a hood-lookin faker.

i got a mind so explosive when i open blowin dynamite,
music is my drug so we all gettin high tonight,
my rhymes are the sun so ull be gettin blinded sights,
put u on the stage n see if u can even find the mic,
words hit u so hard u couldnt even try to fight,
u aint a fuckin rapper, so ill end this with a fuck u. bye, goodnight.

Oct 30 2010 6:04PM
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thisandthatfilms
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keep this goin
Nov 5 2010 12:54AM
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Dainsey
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when i rap i don't joke
i inhale hits and i outhale smoke
takin large tokes
of dope marijuana
my rooms all foggy like a hotel sauna
now do what you wanna move if you please
my lifes like iguana i'm runnin through the trees
yeah you must agree
my rhymes i decree
my vocab crazy like an english degree
Nov 5 2010 1:12AM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
win. plain and simple
Nov 5 2010 1:14AM
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TOK
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threads, I'll submit one later.
Nov 5 2010 1:29AM
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LittleFoot
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motherfucking maxxie submiting one later,
hes just lazy and im a fucking hater


Nov 5 2010 1:30AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Okay... i am trying to innovate the game, anyone can type words... but can you really spit em? I cant... but i tried. So heres the deal Why dont we actually post videos of us spitting?

As soon as the processing ends... INB4 the potential shit storm lol
Nov 5 2010 2:56AM
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annex_
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YEAH STEEZY!

Nov 5 2010 3:00AM
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TOK
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you removed it!
Nov 5 2010 4:34PM
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artfullydodged
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call me blood clot,
Ill, raise a gang up and stop your flow,
but hey heres two ticket to my show,
but sit in the back row cuz we're all just in it for the dough
right?
Nov 5 2010 4:55PM
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7-3instacall
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so like adam and eve did with that goddamn apple,

I'll grab on both your earlobes and goddamn i'll pull

till they detach and remain,

in the palm of my hand,

then i'll savagely proceed to start kicking your brain.

Nov 5 2010 5:14PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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my names dr dradle but im not a jew, but im not chirstian either im buddist so fuck you
Nov 5 2010 5:15PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I SPIT RHYMES LIKE A JURASSIC PARK LIZARD
FLOW SO WHITE YOU THINK YOU'RE CAUGHT IN A BLIZZARD
VERSE LIKE MAGIC, I'M BASICALLY A WIZARD


sup?
Nov 5 2010 5:16PM
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fsscott
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Repost.

How do I know you ask?

I made one in the past...
Nov 5 2010 5:24PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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The video and the words were off, so i am trying to redo it. Youtube doesn't like me.
Nov 5 2010 5:50PM
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