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Jamerson
Posts: 346 - Karma: 10
lets see all the stupid ways everyone has hurt them selves.

lace hooks on a pair of snowboard boots hooked together as I was walking out my door and I fell out smashed my knees on a metal grate and face on ice

Go!
Oct 26 2010 9:56PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
my room mate and i were having back problems, so we started hitting each other with a 2x4
Oct 26 2010 10:00PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Broke out half of two of my teeth riding my bike into a rock wasted.
Took a rope swing into a rock giving myself a gnarly scar on my back.
thats all i can think of right now, but i hurt myself all the time so i might think of more.
Oct 26 2010 10:01PM
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J..H
Posts: 646 - Karma: 73
tripped fell
Oct 26 2010 10:01PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,274
rope swing straight into a tree. i tried to swing around the tree but it was the most implausible thing ever looking back on it. i ended up with a face full of bark
Oct 26 2010 10:02PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
fell on my tv. like the corner of it.

sorta drunk.
Oct 26 2010 10:03PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Kicked a couch. Said couch was apparently solid concrete covered in fabric. Broken toes ensued.
Oct 26 2010 10:03PM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
Tried to break a shitty acoustic guitar over my friends back. Broke a rib
Oct 26 2010 10:04PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
When I was a young, hyper lad, I was running around my house and got clothes-lined by the open oven door as I turned a corner. Pretty epic.
Oct 26 2010 10:06PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
fell off a bunk bed onto my scull candies.

sorta drunk.
Oct 26 2010 10:06PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Oh skiing drunk, fell through a fucking frozen lake. didn't get hurt but soaking wet. Same day I dropped an eight foot drop and got shinbang, fuck skiing drunk
Oct 26 2010 10:06PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,366
bahaha a lake
Oct 26 2010 10:08PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
i was coming down the stairs when my roommate said he bet me $10 he could make me hard, I am out $10
Oct 26 2010 10:10PM
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Jamerson
Posts: 346 - Karma: 10
8 years old punched a dresser tv fell on my cranium
Oct 26 2010 10:11PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
First grade me and my buddies were having a "see how high you can jump off the playground" contest. The playground at that school was pretty decent, two stories and shit with a bunch of ladders. So I was winning until a challenger arose. He upped the ante to maybe 12 feet. I couldn't lose, so I went the second highest ladder, and jumped. I won, of course. None of those little pricks could beat twenty feet. But I did break my wrist. No biggie.
Oct 26 2010 10:15PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
haha by lake I mean small pond. But water is fucking water and I had a wet foot
Oct 26 2010 10:16PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
Last day of school in 2nd grade I fell on a domino that was standing up and my knee started bleeding. I got up and asked my teacher for a band aid and she told me to go to the office. Turned out I needed stitches.
Oct 26 2010 10:17PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
That reminds me:
5th grade I was curious if I could cut a paperclip with scissors. I got my left hand in the scissors and right hand pushing the blades together. Finally cut through the paperclip and took a good sized chunk outa my middle finger. I had to go and get a compression bandage and everything!
Oct 26 2010 10:30PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
I snowboarded down 100 metal cheese grater stairs in a lecture hall in front of 400 people. I fell and fractured my wrist and scraped up my ass and back on the last 3 stairs. I don't even snowboard.
Oct 26 2010 10:33PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
First grade. Playing with a swiss army knife. Cut a giant gash in my three fingers, because the blade closed while I was trying to cut something
Oct 26 2010 10:34PM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
I was 4 years old and my brother convinced me to try to three down our staircase. Obviously failed, landed wayy wrong and broke my shin.
Oct 26 2010 10:56PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
shitfaced bombing a hill on my skate, it had just started to rain and i was feeling overly confident, chucked a slide no problemo and then ate shit turning a heelside corner. wheels started to slide, eventually hooked up and threw me off my skate backwards downhill. gashed up my elbow and put a little fracture in my wrist, definitely felt like a dumbass on that one and didnt end up going to the hospital for a couple of days.
Oct 26 2010 11:01PM
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theboondocks
Posts: 94 - Karma: 21
hahaha
Oct 26 2010 11:04PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
overshooting / casing a jump so bad that my heels were so sore i couldnt walk
Oct 26 2010 11:07PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
i did the same thing, with a doorknob. had to go to the hospital for that one
Oct 26 2010 11:13PM
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Steezegull
Posts: 477 - Karma: 63
backflipped off "the big rock" in little sebago lake but didn't jump away from the rock enough and landed in the water around two feet away from where the rock touches the water. too bad the rock protrudes under the water a little ways down. jammed my toes on said rock tearing a bunch of skin off. and and and band-aids wouldn't stick on my toes cause they were all wet!
Oct 26 2010 11:24PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
it was raining and i was skating from class to my car, there were tons of people walking along the same path i was on and it was downhill so i cruising along and slashing puddles and doing slides and trying to spray people with water, i hit this one puddle that was really just a jagged hole in the pavement, my skate stopped dead and i flew off and cut the fuck out of my elbow and my hip and bruised my ass so bad. fucking everybody laughed their ass off at me, i felt like such an idiot hahah.
Oct 26 2010 11:26PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
hahah karma at it's finest.

i lol'd at trying to spray people with water
Oct 26 2010 11:28PM
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DavidHonda.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 711
I was really into foursquare...I broke my hand diving for a ball.
Oct 26 2010 11:29PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
overshot jump and hit head on knee
crossed eyes and missaligned jaw for 5 mins.
felt like an actual idiot
Oct 26 2010 11:30PM
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CrispyZombyWoof
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
skiing switch on a cat-track clowning around after lunch, started to spin around to turn forwards, caught an edge and tore my rotator cuff upon faceplanting into snow. refused to accept that i was hurt until i woke up the next day and could not lift my arm past a right angle to my body.
Oct 26 2010 11:33PM
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3mania
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 10,394
Came home one day after skiing and realized I was locked out of the house. My gf at the time was coming home soon so i decided to wait on the deck for a few minutes til she got home. We had a wood stove for heat and our wood stack was on the deck, so i thought i would take advantage of the time to make some kindling for future fire starting. I picked up the hatchet and started in. You can see where this is going. I almost hacked my finger off with the hatchet, and i'm locked out of my house, bleeding to death on the deck. I ran over to the neighbors and they took me to the ER. 20 stitches later, I realized that it would have been better to just sit on the deck and wait. I'm lucky i didn't take off my index finger.
Oct 27 2010 12:07AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
my friend had his longboard one time, and i was telling him about how i liked longboarding also. i asked if i could try his board (not realizing that his wheels were about 10 duro softer than mine) and tried to do a coleman slide and completely failed and fell on my ass.
Oct 27 2010 12:22AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i was 7 or 8 and climbed a tree in the winter and used the buckle on my snowsuit to strap myself to the tree 15 or so feet up...bottomline: pain
Oct 27 2010 12:40AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
pulled a Sideshow Bob and stepped on a rake the other day. now i have this big scab on my forehead.
Oct 27 2010 12:42AM
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Hi.Phi.
Posts: 602 - Karma: 84
hahahaha
Oct 27 2010 12:47AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
i got really pissed and broke my hand punching a chair. like a BIG chair.
Oct 27 2010 12:47AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
lolwut.jpg
Oct 27 2010 12:51AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
riding dirtbike

look over at buddy who fell

find myself riding up a tree, fall straight on back, barely dodge falling motorcycle
Oct 27 2010 12:53AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
also, playing ultimate frisby barefoot, i went to make a cut to get open, rolled over my big toe, almost broke it, and couldnt walk straight for about 2 months. it still bothers me a bit someti
Oct 27 2010 12:55AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,274
i've done that
Oct 27 2010 1:08AM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
skied into a tree, broke my femur
Oct 27 2010 1:16AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
it really sucked. i was supposed to wear an orthopedic shoe for a week, i wore it for about 5 hours. maybe thats why it took months to heal...
Oct 27 2010 1:18AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Biking to work in the rain right after smoking a few bowls, my mom calls. Biking one handed to talk on the phone, but I'm going too fast so I try to use the break. The rear brakes don't work so I ease on the front brakes, checking to see how reactive they are. They feel really loose and shitty so I put more weight on the handle, doing a full stall and almost leaving half my face on the concrete. DIDN'T EVEN MISS A WORD IN THE CONVERSATION
Oct 27 2010 1:19AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
Fell off scooter years back and busted my head. no health insurance at the time(moved to idaho). 8 stitches makes one hell of a med bill
Oct 27 2010 1:20AM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
tried a dub front on a tramp, broke my face.
Oct 27 2010 1:21AM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
tripped on a lego block and broke my big tow. It was really gross and wiggly and purple. The lame part was it was a single lego block, not even the lego car that was right next to it!
Oct 27 2010 1:24AM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
i was maybe 8 and i couldnt reach plates and shit in my kitchen so i jumped up on the counter, wearing what i call "swishy pants" do to the sound they make. my knee slipped, causing my left testicle to be smashed on the corner of the granite counter top.
Oct 27 2010 1:34AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
oh and at the gym got too cocky with my kangs, tried one with 2 warm up bounces and no pad, bloodied up my face on the concrete side of the pit.

on the upside jumping with a numb face felt suprisingly refreshing
Oct 27 2010 1:35AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
hahahahaha
Oct 27 2010 7:00AM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
screen+me being stupid+middle of summer= broken screen
Oct 27 2010 7:03AM
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