Hahaha nice labels. Nomads are sick, I rode them at loveland when I went out there last spring.
That's the bottom of my lofted bed, and the only picture I have (taken when I got that print so I could post in another thread). You can't actually put a ski through the gaps on the bars although it looks like you could. The tips would hardly fit or not get through, and forget about bindings.. I could probably make something, or even hang a looped string and hang skis from it.
Space is at a premium in a dorm, the corner where you would normally lean skis is occupied.