Complaint Letter

Complain to WME about how they fucked over Warren Miller and Level 1.

Not a bad idea, but it has to be a personal complaint. like something that happened to you with a product, service, or something

You opened can of tuna, found this:



You are displeased and demand a refund, an apology and some extra things to calm you down, such as a $100 food coupon applicable anywhere. I do it all the time and get a lot of free shit.

hahaha you do it all the time? that's pretty funny


what the FUCK is in that tuna

Well, yeah, it's one of those things that a lot of people do around here and most companies act like they know and don't want you spreading around your displeasure with their products.

Examples: I bought a small bag of candy that has two kinds of licorice; this bag only had one kind. One e-mail and two weeks later I got 10 bags of my favourite candy. Awesome.

The best thing that happened was when I bought some expensive organic meat and it was a bit funky, both in taste and texture. I took a photo of what was left, click-click and lo, a week later received a €80 gift card for all their products (could be used multiple times) and a shitload of different very expensive ham slices, turkey slices... I ate like a king.

haha that's awesome.

My Gramp once mailed a complaint to Doritos because he got a basically empty bag of chips. Like 3 weeks later he had a huge box of chips waiting on his doorstep.

Annnd, we once called Bud Light when we bought an 18 pack and one of the bottles was empty. They were all set to send us a bunch of Bud Light swag until they asked us to verify our age. My friend, not thinking, gave his actual birthday (he was 19) and fucked it up though.

British Airways somehow not sending my bags with me on a flight to Canada, cause who needs clothes and their ski gear on a ski trip, right? not me

My communications prof complains all the time and she gets so much free stuff. She got a free round trip flight anywhere in the world, a $1000 to fix her desk, her kitchen counters replaced when the stove installers broke them, and the list goes on.

you inspired me to write this

I recently bought a 6 pack of your peach juice at my local grocery store. My brother, who is under 18, took a drink from one of the bottles and it tasted a little funky. It turns out the juice had actually fermented and turned into alcohol. I did a bit of research and found out that it takes 1-2 month for fruit juice to ferment but according to the expiration date, the juice was still good. I threw out the rest of the juice bottles even though mine tasted good and since then I have not purchased fruité juice because I am worried that I will get another defective bottle. As you may also know, it is illegal to sell alcohol to minors in Quebec.

hopefully they send me free shit