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Girls are like finals...?

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SmoKinSkier
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Kind of funny you might have seen it oo well i am bored..

Girls are like finals because...
-you'd rather get an easy one
-you get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one
-if you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish
-the less they have on them the better
-if you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem
-nothing about them makes any fucking sense
-they just lie there and you have to do all the work
-good curves makes them mor eenjoyable




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May 19 2004 8:48PM
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hoodratz47
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that earned a single 'ha' on the laughOmeter......





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May 19 2004 8:51PM
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Vtsnowski
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wow your wity



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May 19 2004 8:52PM
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lanks
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'good curves makes them mor eenjoyable'
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May 19 2004 8:55PM
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codyody18
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Only a college student would understand. Not bad. You know how teachers will curve a test. Well, in college most tell you ahead of time.

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May 19 2004 8:58PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Curves as in grade curve.




FARP





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May 19 2004 9:17PM
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sporegasm
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So you guys view girls as sex objects, nothing more? That's really fucking sad that you people lacks respect toward females.
May 19 2004 9:18PM
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lanks
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ohhh i get it. we call them bell curves here. too bad i never get them.
now that it all makes sense, its funny.

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May 19 2004 9:20PM
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ScratchCobra66
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dude ^ noob settle down...we respect girls its just a joke.




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
May 19 2004 9:22PM
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Logchucker
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^holy crap lighten up
May 19 2004 9:22PM
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PrivateEnemy
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sporegasm, shut up
May 19 2004 9:23PM
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hoodratz47
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man he must have a lot of sand in his vagina!!!





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May 19 2004 9:23PM
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ScratchCobra66
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me...? or sporgasm?




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-Dane Cook.
May 19 2004 9:23PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
so funny lol
ty fro tha laugh
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May 19 2004 9:24PM
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k2yeags
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pretty great



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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
May 19 2004 9:27PM
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Freestylindude
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'i wish i had two more hands so i could give those titties 4 thumbs down'



Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?
May 19 2004 9:35PM
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Logchucker
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My comment was for sporegasm, you just posted quick
May 19 2004 9:40PM
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joei
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whoever made that shit up...smart man


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May 19 2004 10:10PM
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rynmartn
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it wasn't really that funny..but cool for u


yay skiing

May 19 2004 10:19PM
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rebel
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It's really sad that people actually respect girls. It's not like they're real people or anything.

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May 20 2004 12:26AM
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loganimlach
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jay does have a point, the only reason i talk to any females at all is so that i can burry my love stick in their tart canal
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May 20 2004 12:29AM
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Roy
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hahahaha

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

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May 20 2004 1:37AM
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strode
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the fourth one should say ''the fewer problems the better''



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May 20 2004 1:45AM
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rynmartn
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HAHHAAHAA!! damn Rebol that was good,


yay skiing

May 20 2004 2:12AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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theyre both pretty useless most of the time.
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May 20 2004 2:35AM
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sporegasm
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Bunch of you fags = fucking assholes; I have lot of respect toward my girlfriend & other girls as long they respect me.
May 20 2004 6:10AM
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ScratchCobra66
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aww sporgasm...arnt you gay.


do i have to spell this out for you??? WE ARE FUCKING JOKING. You man are a dipshit.




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
May 20 2004 6:14AM
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freeze_and_burn
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ouch thats harsh girls aint like finals! ouch! some dont just lie on there backs! (kinda sucks to do nothing) LMAO! but hey i agree that if u get caught cheating on one! ur dead basically! LOL
May 21 2004 11:02AM
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SKItheBURG
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wow sporegasm, lighten the fuck up. why do you try to turn every thread you post in into a battle.

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May 21 2004 11:08AM
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freeze_and_burn
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^ who me?!
May 21 2004 11:11AM
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SKItheBURG
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um, your name isnt sporegasm, is it?

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May 21 2004 11:12AM
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freeze_and_burn
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oops sorry
May 21 2004 11:18AM
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