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I JUST FOUND 5 BUCKS IN MY COUCH

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.Midwest
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fuck yea.
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YoungHyphy
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
SUCK ON MY PENIS
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1337
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congratulations to you
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207
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cool story hansel
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.Midwest
Posts: 493 - Karma: 22
Thank you. +K
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Negro_Jesus
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i originally thought the title said "I JUST FOUND 5 BUCKS IN MY CROTCH" needless to say im a little dissapointed
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maximiliaan
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thats the shit!
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hoodratz47
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dude.. thats awesome.. the other day i found my old pipe and a half smoked bowl  from 1 year ago.  my buddies GF is the master of going to other peoples houses and stealing the change from the couch... i had to tell her no more .
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GayWolf420
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Blow it out your ass.
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
this should be in the higher things thread.
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cooper.fry
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sick
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jamodeo
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one time i saw a small man with big shoes
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Deezy
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DUDE!!!!!! I LOVE FINDING MONEY IN MY COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, i found a quarter the other day, and i bought a sour key. fuck yeah.
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dmc12380
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i piss 5 bucks
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Schlop
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I found $100 on the ground last friday.
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BEARS.
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fuck yo couch.
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J.J.M
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cool brooski
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
It's not just his GF, us women are good at stealing shit period. Along with cooking and cleaning, of course.
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Wheaty214
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i found 200 dollars outside of walmart the other day
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ECB
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BAN! SEXIST JOKES ARE NOT TOLERATED
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jibnut
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I LOVE TO COOK AND CLEAN.

AND STEAL SHIT
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
i read it as your "cooch"
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Sam.Carson
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i found 20 bucks in the river once
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Relish_man
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Raz.
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i found 20 bucks lodged in snow once while groomin a run up on a rail. good times
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556

its even better when you find it in your pocket

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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 256
i found 20 bux on a glade once. bought me lunch
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KJL.
Posts: 307 - Karma: 11
I just found $5 in my ski jacket!
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
YO DUDE I THROW ALL MY CHANGE IN A CAN AND I JUST COUNTED/ROLLED IT TODAY AND IT WAS $115
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3230 - Karma: 1,107
GET SOME 40'S!!!
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
FUCK YO COUCH
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Cthulhu
Posts: 528 - Karma: 21
the day i moved out of my last house, we were moving the fridge, right under it was a $20 bill, 5 bucks isnt shit
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bistroburrito
Posts: 417 - Karma: 11
thats one of the best feelings in the world when you find money in an old pair of jeans or something
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