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Fucked up story thread....
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Ok lets see if anyone can top this fucked up story i heard the other day:
MY one friend 's girlfriend's best friend's friend.....went to the doctor cause she said she had a sore throat and was coughing. So the doctor looked looked at it and said it was serious so she sent em to see a specialist about it. She got to the specialist and he told her that it was VERY SERIOUS. She had these lil bumps on the back of her throat-lil white bumps. This was a special type of fungus. So the specialist asked her if she was having oral sex lately. And she said yes I've had a boyfriend for two years. So he just put it balantly and said 'Ok look heres the situation. Theres ONLY TWO ways you could have gotten this from your boyfriend-he had to either be having sex with an animal or dead person. THAT'S IT!' So it turns out that her boyfriend works in a morgue for the past like 3 years.................
Ok now who can top that FUCKED UP SHIT!
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fucking hilarious but fucking sucks... my only question is, how the hell did a used tampon get out of the bathroom
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yeah the semen would definitely die in chlorinated water
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My story is not bullshit by the way, and also, who is the dipshit that said lateralis has been here 2 days? Fucking retard, hes been here forever, its prob just a glitch.
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Why couldn't the first story be true. It said it was a fungus not a virus. It makes sense that a fungus would grow on a decaying body. Not saying the story is for sure true, but it seems plausible.
...No, it's J.F. Cusson.
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wow.......
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^^makes sense
I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
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i say its bullshit fort he simple reason that i've heard at least 20 people from all different places, such as new york, newschoolers, new mexico whatever the fuck, tell me that story... so many fuckin people tell that, so i call bullshit on it.
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