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Fucked up story thread....
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Ok lets see if anyone can top this fucked up story i heard the other day:
MY one friend 's girlfriend's best friend's friend.....went to the doctor cause she said she had a sore throat and was coughing. So the doctor looked looked at it and said it was serious so she sent em to see a specialist about it. She got to the specialist and he told her that it was VERY SERIOUS. She had these lil bumps on the back of her throat-lil white bumps. This was a special type of fungus. So the specialist asked her if she was having oral sex lately. And she said yes I've had a boyfriend for two years. So he just put it balantly and said 'Ok look heres the situation. Theres ONLY TWO ways you could have gotten this from your boyfriend-he had to either be having sex with an animal or dead person. THAT'S IT!' So it turns out that her boyfriend works in a morgue for the past like 3 years.................
Ok now who can top that FUCKED UP SHIT!
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if its true tis kinda funnny
its all about the 609
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hahahahahahahahahaha!
he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.
- linemaverick540
je suis un pizza(I am a pizza)
avec du fromage(with cheese)
je mange le petit chevre(I eat little goats)
avec le pepperoni(with pepperoni)
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ya thats definitely a bs story
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iv got a gross story but it wont top that, in fact nothing will top that
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^ whether or not its true, you have to admit its fucked up.
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NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
You all take luck now! You take luck and care!
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Thats the most fucked up shit I have EVER heard man, seriously... think about it, wait dont think about it.
Motherfuckers...
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i girl woke up after prom with a drumstick in her cooter and ass.. i poseted this but it got deleted
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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
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i bet if i start that as a rumour about someone at my school.. it WILL spread.. that's just how stupid everyone is
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
What's with all the hate?
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hahaha mine to, all the girls think that it is cool to act stupid..its annoying and a turnoff. you can seriously tell them somethingso random and theyll believe it;
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dude that kinda reminds me of kill bill.
word.
Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?
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haha, funny, but def not true.
I dont want a large Farva!
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mmm i hope its true
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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no reason.......................
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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that story reminded me of clerks. the girl who fucked a dead guy in the bathroom thinking it was her boyfriend.
'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
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yea man, im down with the necrophelia
I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
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its true...i worked in a morgue last summer and i saw/did that shit all the time
-Craig
the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
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ive got one. its taken me a long time to finnaly post this, but its time.
about a year or so ago i saw my dog playing/chewing with something. for some odd reason i thought it was a flower pedal (dont ask me why). so i pick it up. hmmmmmm me thinks this is one strange ass flower thingy. so i look at it... my brain processes... HOLY FUCK THIS IS A BLOODY FUCKING TAMPON!!!!. the worst part... the fucking smell. i washed my sisters cooch blood off my hand like 18 times... it didnt work... the worst day of my life
I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
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^bahahahahahahaha my new sig!
'...i washed my sisters cooch blood off my hand like 18 times... it didnt work... the worst day of my life...'
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dude.. thats got to be the most disterbeing thing i have ever heard...
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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
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Freestylindude: it reminds me of KIll Bill V1. also
if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis
NA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis
have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis
hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis
I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
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hahhahahahahaha thats fucken hilarious skierdudeguy
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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you call it want you want, i'll call it disturbing
I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
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i just bought tampons today...but i usually flush mine, i dont know what your sis is thinkin...
I dont want a large Farva!
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Awww, the poor guy only has one friend
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lay off the tampon talk shall we? GOOD
I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
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that dog is lucky he didnt understand what he was chewing on.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
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a blooddrive turck crashed into a truck carring tampons....
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well, theres this totall stoner girl at our school and apparently she likes to give head. I heard a story the other day about how she gave so much head in one night that she had to get her stomach pumped of all the cum. How fucking gross is that?
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
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this crackho at my school offered me a blowjob to write some paper for her, while i was weighing the options of getting head from some chick who does meth out of a broken lightbulb, she ran off...
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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot
'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier
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damn dude, i thought your mom stopped that. ohhhhh buuuurrn
I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
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dude you touched your sister tampon. wow your gonna end up gay.. i feel sorry for you..
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some girl here had to get her stomach pumped cuz she had swallowed too much cum, but heres where the hilarity comes in, it was her uncles and dads cum hahahhhahahhahahaha gross yes
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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WOW^^^ lat,,, i just relized that there is nobody on. is this how you got so many posts
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this kid was masturbating in his pool and put his butt ion the suction thing on the bottom, and then he couldn't surface, and it turned out that the suction thing pulled his intestines out, and he had to have a fake one put in, and then because he would cum in his pool, his siter god pregnant.
FARP
'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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got*
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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i call shenanegans on all stories except the tampon one.
Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
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that story was too fucked to be true.It was like an urban legend.Holy shizzle,'d kill the guy if it was true.
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you can't get a disease from a dead person that you wouldn't get from a live one. so it was true he probably would have just cheated on her.
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'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
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*if it was true
-Mike
'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
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i read the one i typed from playboy
FARP
'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
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A girl at my school sent a video to our varsity lacrosse team of her masterbating in the shower with a hairbrush (yes the prickly ones) and of course it spread around the whole school and everyone has seen it. yesterday she thought some chick was talking about her and walked five feet from her a chucked a full nalgene bottle at her head... doctors said if she was a foot closer she would have killed her.... i didnt see masterbater girl today and i usually see her everyday
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haha those are all rteally disturbing stories but i think most of them are bullshit and how the hell does lat have over 11000 posts if he hasn't even been a member for like even 5 months
Luga....P.Crew
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lats has been a memeber for 2 days how does he have almost 12 000 posts?
Luga....P.Crew
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the bloody tampon story was the funniest story i've heard all day, that's fucking hilarious!
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ahahahahhaa that story vtSKIbum told, Im on that lax team. meheheheheh. Ya, that girls a whore.
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