drugtest

piss or hair?

piss 2-4 weeks, depending how much you smoked.

hair- 90 days.
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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
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'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)

I dont know, both?


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It depends on whole bunch stuff such as your body weight, amount of thc in your body and etc. best way to do it is if you know when the test is going to be is to drink shitload of water and piss a couple times before you go in and do it. That way it dilutes the thc and should buy you some more time to clear it. Had a friend do it past week to get a job at a construction place.

Motherfuckers...

Hair... your fucked, heard it stays up to 3 months... hehehe

Motherfuckers...

WTF HAIR???????????????????





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ya ive heard of hair tests but i dont think anyone does them
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they cost almost twice as much

if you smoke on the reg then you have baout 4 weeks to get rid of everything and thats if your regualr wieght

if you are skinny then you can be clean in amter of days to weeks.

if you are a fatass then you have up to 60 days till your clean but thats only if you are significantly over wieght.

if you want to speeld things up then drink a ton of water and do cardio like mad for a week for about 2 - hours everday, no matter how much you smoke you will be clean, just make sure you piss is always clear and that your are pissing like crazy.

im a professional.

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thats supposed to be 2 - 4 hours

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HAHAHA hair tests can tell substances that were in ur system for alot longer than three months it can track them like a chart way too expensive and a piss test which will depend on how much u smoke how often and just drink alot of water for the days leadin up to it!!




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No NOOO
Chemicals stays in your hair UP TO NINE MONTHS, not fuckin 90 days. Also that method isnt approved by FDA yet so it cannot be used.
Weed stays in your blood and urine for 90 days.
Geez get your facts straight first before posting.

Stop smoking 2-3 weeks prior the drug screening
Just drink tons of cranberry juice and pickle juice (yes I'm serious) and excerise for 2-3 weeks then you should be set.

But first find out what kind of urine testing they're using, the more expensive, the more chance you'll coem up postive.

ok thats sporgasm.....im sorry its not FDA approved i didint know they apporved methods for getting weed out of your system.




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wellll thc goes if ur fat so water dont do shit so u can get detox shit it werks the best i hear.
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^^ not true i know a girl who is really damn good a fencing and she goes to a lot of comps and gets hair tests every time.

but i heard if you bleach you hair or just wash/condition it a lot that will help speed things up but for hair she only has to stop 3 weeks before and she is clean



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shut the fuck up. it grows out of your hair in 90 days. then whatever was already deposited in your hair stays there, but they only test the roots. they grind up your hair and mix it with a chemical, and they tell that way. and the definitely do use hair tests. its used in criminal probation. i would know, i get hair tests. you definitely pass around 90 days after you smoke, because they test the bottom of your hair to detect recent use. ive gotten plenty of hair tests, i would know. and most people piss clean 2-3 weeks after they smoke. i do have my facts straight. ive researched to see if there was any way that i could smoke while getting piss and hair tests.
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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)

...why do they give hair tests before a fencing match??




-Patj.

bleaching hair doesnt work. it just kills everything in your hair and the results come back invalid. they find hair somewhere else.
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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)

like long ass shit covered hairs?


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yeah, hair tests are rare. there is no set amount of time thc stays in your system. sense thc stores in your fat cells, it depends on your motabolisim, which was also mention. How much you smoke, and how good the weed is are also big factors, as well as your regular smoking patter. But don't quit smoking just because you have a piss test, be smarter than the fucking cup you dumb ass. Find out where the test is going to be, research and find out how they test you, are they in the room with you? do they listen through the door? do you have to empty your pockets. The best and easiest way to pass a test is to substitute. the day off or even a couple days before if you have a fridge, get one of your pussy ass straight edge friends that doesn't smoke to pee in a cup, insert clean pee into condom, tie a know, find a pair of boxer briefs, or tighty whities if you still can fit in any, add skiing handwarmer for the temp check, conceal in briefs, enter room take out condom, either untie the knot, or poke/cut a small hole (faster than untie) with a device concealed in your shoe, spray a stream into the cup, then in the bowl, and a little on the seat, and floor because the bitch working there has to clean it up, conceal condom back in shoe, get your job or what ever you are being tested for.



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maybe you should get your head shaved so they dont' ahve to worry aobut that?
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