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hundreds
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does it make you cool to laugh at it because everyone else is? god wtf are things coming too when you consider someone spewing liquids out of their ass for entertainment.
Oct 23 2010 2:42AM
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Kangbang
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that movie was so fucking funny, it was also quite fucked up which made it even more funnier
Oct 23 2010 2:43AM
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-Mugatu
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your just jealous because you dont have the guts to make a poo-cano around a model train set-up..
Oct 23 2010 2:45AM
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soulskier
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there were times i wanted to take the glasses of, but other than that i certainly enjoyed it
Oct 23 2010 2:46AM
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T.DUDE
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threads until tomorrow.
Oct 23 2010 2:58AM
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jfxphoto
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fucking hipster...
Oct 23 2010 3:19AM
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hundreds
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blow me john farris. shouldnt you be giving your money to worthless fucks right now?
Oct 23 2010 3:23AM
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fsscott
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things are coming to an end.

get over it.

bad thread fucking sucks.
Oct 23 2010 3:26AM
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hundreds
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things are coming to an end cause no one thinks for themselves
Oct 23 2010 3:28AM
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skiierman
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hahaha, you're fucking pathetic to let something as insignificant as cheap comedy bother you that much. leave and go fuck the bar end of your fixie, or whatever you shit heads do when you're not bitching about stupid shit.
Oct 23 2010 3:30AM
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fsscott
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bloody hell just fuck off already
Oct 23 2010 3:36AM
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Jibbidy
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Jackass is love or hate for sure. I can't believe you're bitching about it. It's Jackass. Like, what the hell did you expect man? They use the same formula as always. There has been poo in every single one, vomit, horse semen. Come on you must have been a fucking moron not to know what you where getting into.
Oct 23 2010 4:17AM
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Schoellkopf
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People used to flock to executions for entertainment...would you rather we revert back to that?
Oct 23 2010 4:59AM
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Jibbidy
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Personally I would take satisfaction in watching a man who say, raped a 7 yr old girl then killed her, be killed, but by a method quick and classic, like the guillotine or hanging.
Oct 23 2010 5:05AM
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.nasty
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oh great the juggalo is back...
Oct 23 2010 5:05AM
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hoodratz47
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fuck juggalos!
Oct 23 2010 5:10AM
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Gnarshred
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I think for myself... and I think Jackass is pretty hilarious...
Oct 23 2010 5:18AM
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Myfirstname.
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Agreed.

Spewing assfunk out off assmountain was a little too disgusting for me... but i can honestly say that I haven't laughed that hard in a while (at the movie as a whole, not at that part in particular)

Plus, the 3D was a lot better than most movies IMO. I swear i thought that dildo from the dildo-gun was gonna hit me in the face.

and finally, I lost it when steve-o said "why do i have to be steve-o?"

I give the movie an A-
Oct 23 2010 5:27AM
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hundreds
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the 3d was fucking horrible. and it was all the kinda stuff homosexuals like to watch
Oct 23 2010 9:40AM
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EastCoast...
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so you watched it? are you saying you are a homosexual?

funniest movie ive seen
Oct 23 2010 10:19AM
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Chief.Queef
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link to whre i can watch?
Oct 23 2010 10:21AM
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underflipped
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i dont know your zipcode but this site works great http://www.moviefone.com/
Oct 23 2010 10:32AM
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Mike-O
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I think you have some repressed sexual issues.
Oct 23 2010 10:36AM
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Mr.Luke
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Repost, move on
Oct 23 2010 10:53AM
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illadelphlife
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some of the funniest shit ive ever seen
Oct 23 2010 11:06AM
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freestyler540
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I find jackass to be hilarious. Sure most people think its crude, dumb and unmoral, but hey its nice to get a cheap laugh of 2 from someone hitting kicked in the nuts.

Some of the stunts are actually really cool, but I would never try.
Oct 23 2010 12:35PM
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Kumamojo
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Hate Thread is now a Love Thread...Jackass 3D was simply crazy.
Oct 23 2010 12:39PM
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little1337
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thus concludes another win by skiierman
Oct 23 2010 12:40PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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well you would know

Oct 23 2010 12:48PM
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Cthulhu
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just shut the fuck up, your some 13 year old bitch who thinks he knows better than the rest of the world, if i want to watch a movie i will and if i find it funny thats because people have different senses of humor, dont fucking tell me what to watch and what not to,                die of aids.
Oct 23 2010 1:05PM
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Wheaty214
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i love faygo the pop, but i hate you. you have no fucking sense of humor if you think that jackass is as dumb as you think it is. just because millions of people laugh at what they do doesnt mean theyre doing it because they want to follow the croud, it means its a hilarious fucking movie that mostly everyone that watches laughs at. You were probably sucking your dick while watching jackass 3d and thats why you think it sucks
Oct 23 2010 1:13PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i dont understand hating on jackass because of the dicks in it. like "YEAH BRO THAT JACKASS SHIT IS SO GAY BRO, YOU OBVIOUSLY LIKE IT CAUSE YOU LIKE DICKS BRO, I CANT EVEN LOOK AT A DICK WITHOUT THROWING UP DUDE ITS SO GROSS AND IM NOT EVEN GAY"

i guess i am a flaming homo because im comfortable enough that i can see a dick flying at me in 3d and laugh instead of being like "DICKS ARE GROSS BRO NO HOMO NO HOMO IM NOT GAY IVE NEVER KISSED A GUY NO HOMO EW DICKS BRO DUDE BRO DICKS GROSS IF THAT WERE TITS I WOULD BE HAPPY BUT IM NOT CAUSE ITS DICKS BRO GROSS NO HOMO"
Oct 23 2010 3:35PM
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black_mamba
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i still haven't had a chance to watch it fml
Oct 23 2010 3:39PM
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hundreds
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so your comfortable with being gay?  i dont have problem with people who admit they are gay
Oct 23 2010 4:01PM
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hundreds
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im not gay i just love them in my butt
Oct 23 2010 4:06PM
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Wheaty214
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thank you for finally admitting that

Oct 23 2010 4:07PM
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dex.
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did you get banned
Oct 23 2010 4:08PM
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dbstar
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times are changing, NS used to be cool, now all the kids are fags. When i was younger everyone thought this shit was hilarious, like when Jackass was just startin up, now the younger generation is just a bunch of stuck up little bitches.
Oct 23 2010 4:08PM
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hundreds
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your still a stuck up bitch. you werent cooler. sorry
Oct 23 2010 4:09PM
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dex.
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shut the fuck up
Oct 23 2010 4:10PM
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Wheaty214
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your probably a ten year old kid whos parents wont let him go see jackass 3D so he decided that if he makes fun of people who get to see jackass he'll feel better about himself
Oct 23 2010 4:12PM
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el_chupacabra
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god wtf are things coming TO when people don't understand the difference between TO and TOO
Oct 23 2010 4:16PM
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fujarome
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I preferred the book myself.
Oct 23 2010 4:17PM
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hundreds
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your probly 14 and think your cool cause you saw it and have a snowboard that goes up to your belly button
Oct 23 2010 4:20PM
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soulskier
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children, please. and fujarome did you read the first edition or the popout? popout really gave it the 3d feel, but you can beat the gritty realism of the 1st
Oct 23 2010 4:25PM
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Wheaty214
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actually i have not seen it, ive seen every jackass movie in theatures, i watch their show thats on sometimes. i dont think im cool because i watch jackass, the only reason i watch jack ass is because its a hilarious fucking show

now shut the fuck up you whiny little bitch

Oct 23 2010 4:26PM
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fujarome
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I only read the first one, they were sold out of the pop ups. I've been searching around because I don't want to wait the 2 weeks til they get more. Really touching, inspiring stuff though. Highly recommended.
Oct 23 2010 4:36PM
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Schlop
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I'm mad that it's blowing up meow, everyone and their moms are talking about Steve-o and Bam and how funny Jackass is, but we've been enjoying it all for years and years and years.

yea yea yea hipsterkitty.jpg but I can only see so many girls profile picturing Bam Margera and status'ing his quotes before I rant
Oct 23 2010 4:43PM
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hundreds
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your probly a 14 year old kid that thinks hes cool cause he saw it
Oct 23 2010 4:47PM
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Wheaty214
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hey dumbass i already responded to your bullshit comeback
Oct 23 2010 4:55PM
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RubberSoul
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it's blowing up now? jackass has been around for years, and it's been on MTV forever. not exactly underground so im not sure where youre going with this

also, bam has always been a huge tool and only in this one did he start doing actually cool stuff
Oct 23 2010 5:02PM
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