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High Class Party

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ECB
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Me and my roomies are having a high class party.
We are going to wear suits and ties, listen to mozart, bach, and other classics, drink high class beer (aka glass bottle beer), champagne, and wine, have a nice assortment of cheese, and mingle.

What else should we do to make it a high class party?
Oct 22 2010 12:01PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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exclude yourself?
Oct 22 2010 12:01PM
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pomme-de-terre
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caviar.

put tablecloths on everything.

talk about current events and the stock market. \

rage.
Oct 22 2010 12:03PM
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Dhane
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smoke a pipe for sure
Oct 22 2010 12:03PM
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yellav
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ditch the mozart pick up some jazz
Oct 22 2010 12:04PM
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ECB
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I hate caviar, but will get some for the party

Tablecloths, perfect idea i didn't think of

and of course we talk about current events and the stock markets and rage haha
Oct 22 2010 12:04PM
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Big_Spence
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scotch!
Oct 22 2010 12:04PM
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ECB
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Ah yes!

Making a trip to the liquor store in about an hour!
Oct 22 2010 12:05PM
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GANDALF
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everyone must speak in a british accent
Oct 22 2010 12:05PM
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slickohio
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if you smoke cigs get some dunhills or a pipe or something.


Oct 22 2010 12:05PM
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ECB
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Ahh, that gives me an idea, have a list of rules upon entering, one being you must speak in a british accent!

Perfect, any other rules?
Oct 22 2010 12:06PM
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Deathcab
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sounds like a rager
Oct 22 2010 12:07PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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have a coat check
Oct 22 2010 12:07PM
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slickohio
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pocket squares, a nice cane, bartender
Oct 22 2010 12:08PM
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Heinzler
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cigars maybe? and cocktail weenies FOR SURE
Oct 22 2010 12:10PM
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GANDALF
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oh and ecb i am stealing this idea for a party later on down the road. sounds rad
Oct 22 2010 12:11PM
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ECB
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brilliant
Oct 22 2010 12:11PM
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ECB
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Of course!
Let me know how it goes!
Oct 22 2010 12:12PM
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Heinzler
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COCKTAIL WEENIES GODDAMN IT!!!!
Oct 22 2010 12:17PM
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ECB
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Just because I didn't quote you doesn't mean I'm not taking your idea.......
Oct 22 2010 12:19PM
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infedel_one
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Catlina Wine Mixer...thats what me and my friends did last night. everyone dressed up, drank wine, and got rowdy

Oct 22 2010 12:19PM
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lineskier10
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dont fuck your cousin
Oct 22 2010 12:21PM
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Big_Spence
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Oct 22 2010 12:21PM
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sunnyskiing
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Dave Koz/Kenny G

Makes girls horny
Oct 22 2010 12:22PM
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=FLO=
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Definitely ditch the beer, no beer (even bottles) is classy.  Drink only scotch and brandy from rediculously oversized snifter glasses.  Oh and score a top hat and bowtie for sure.
Oct 22 2010 12:26PM
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s.parker
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once you get drunk, put on a robe (should be velvet) then whip out the pipe, and talk casually as you smoke a pipe.
Oct 22 2010 12:28PM
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ECB
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Have a bow tie already, solid black.
Top hat could be bought

And good idea about the beer, scotch and brandy....and champagne
Oct 22 2010 12:28PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Every guy must gel his hair back.
Oct 22 2010 12:28PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Invite all your second cousins!
Oct 22 2010 12:29PM
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Mike-O
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Every conversation must end with a third part announcing:

"YOU DON'T SAY!"
Oct 22 2010 12:31PM
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EastCoast...
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get a bunch of dollar bills and bet on horse racing not legit just with your buds
Oct 22 2010 12:32PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Make mature jokes that only adults understand about art or politics. And then chuckle classily at them.
Oct 22 2010 12:32PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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purchase a monocle with gold chain.
Oct 22 2010 12:33PM
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klayer_9
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orderves, pocket watches, and defiantly talk very proper, english accents preferably.
Oct 22 2010 12:34PM
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fujarome
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set aside 2 rooms, 1 for the women, and 1 for the men to sit, smoke their pipes/cigars, drink scotch and discuss current affairs and philosophy.
Oct 22 2010 12:34PM
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Abc567def
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Oct 22 2010 12:35PM
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EastCoast...
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i have his autograph/ claim
Oct 22 2010 12:36PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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YES.

WINNER.

This guy knows what's up. Nothing is classier than gender segregation.
Oct 22 2010 12:39PM
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hoodratz47
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black servants..... but in lieu of a black people. have some buddies dress up in black face.
Oct 22 2010 12:44PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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coke...
Oct 22 2010 12:55PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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YEAH OR NOT.
Oct 22 2010 12:55PM
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beowulf
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Whom will be regarded as spooks and must address you as Boss.
Oct 22 2010 12:57PM
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GANDALF
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many lines of coke
Oct 22 2010 12:58PM
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ECB
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ITS HIGH CLASS PARTY, NOT A CEO PARTY, SO NO COKE
Oct 22 2010 12:59PM
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Nobody.
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How about no cousins...
Oct 22 2010 1:09PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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I don't know about you but I bet that after a line you will be much more inclined to intermingle.

I have never done coke but just sayin
Oct 22 2010 1:10PM
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Tinga
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i would say martinis would have to be the drink of choice. but you can have beer as long as it is duvel or chimay. but only get the 750 ml bottles and make sure everyone hears you pop the cork. you need to correct glasses though.
Oct 22 2010 1:20PM
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pomme-de-terre
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you should make a huge playlist of bach/mozart/beethoven/other famous old guys making instrumental music, and then throw just this song in the middle somewhere. like totally unexpected.


Oct 22 2010 1:22PM
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Bar_Down
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sounds like that party will be fun/funny for no more than 5 minutes
Oct 22 2010 1:24PM
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ideal
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keg stands and beer pong thats class, im from poughkeepsie, im coming what time dose it start???
Oct 22 2010 1:26PM
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H8CH
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This - No beer though.

Also - Gin and Tonics - BUT only with Hendricks Gin, served with a slice of cucumber - NOT lime..

(Hendricks is distilled with the Cucumber flower - thus serving it with a slice of cucumber accents this, making a very refreshing, and high class drink.... trust me, I'm a) British and b) a total baller..... )

Oct 22 2010 1:30PM
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