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tuna.
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i have an english presentation tomorrow in which i have to plug in my laptop and give a presentation. now what better than when my laptop screen is projected in front of the whole class, than to have an extremely awkward background.

this is where you guys come in. i want it to be believable, and bearable, as in, not pornographic or extremely disgusting. just, weird.

whoever comes up with the most socially awkward wallpaper for me to project will win the prize of, well, nothing. but you could be the guy that makes me the kid with the kittens mowing their lawns background in my english class.
Oct 21 2010 10:42PM
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Ducky.
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Oct 21 2010 10:43PM
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p-fo
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the picture of the fingers with holes in them
Oct 21 2010 10:43PM
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Relish_man
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just a shot in the dark but... justin bieber or the Jo Bros? that would squeeze mac awkward out of any situation where i live...
Oct 21 2010 10:43PM
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A.Eberhard
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Take the hottest girl in your school, take her fb profile picture and Photoshop a dick beside it. Will make for an awkward experience.

Kind of weird that you would want to do anything awkward though?
Oct 21 2010 10:44PM
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Jonny7
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Oct 21 2010 10:44PM
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GILLSKI
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rainbow flag

gay pride parade

hentai clothed porn

male models


Oct 21 2010 10:44PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Well this is mine. I think it's awesome but i guess it could be considered weird or awkward.

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Oct 21 2010 10:46PM
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ORDEAL
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Oct 21 2010 10:46PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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please work
Oct 21 2010 10:47PM
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AndrewNZ
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Make a photoshop collage(sp?) of your teacher/guy/girl in that class.. and make it seem like a shrine.
Oct 21 2010 10:49PM
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Black.Bird
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You asked for it
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Oct 21 2010 10:50PM
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ROOS.
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Oct 21 2010 10:51PM
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GORlLLA
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lol have ur webcam running so we can see their reaction
Oct 21 2010 11:49PM
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Testicles
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Oct 21 2010 11:52PM
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Lemuel
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Hahahaha this could be funny.
Oct 21 2010 11:53PM
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no_steeze
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Oct 21 2010 11:57PM
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EastCoast...
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Oct 21 2010 11:58PM
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special_k10101
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Oct 22 2010 12:05AM
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tuna.
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yes! exactly what i wanted to see after my math test. gator definitely has the right idea, i want bizarre stuff, or lame shit, like creed haha. i would use some of these, but there are a lot of awkward sizes that would look terrible blown up.
Oct 22 2010 12:22AM
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LIL-WAT
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If you put a webcam on the class reaction, it could be one of ns fimest moments.
Oct 22 2010 12:26AM
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tuna.
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considerations so far:

http://wallbase.net/wallpaper/616768

http://wallbase.net/wallpaper/7722

http://wallbase.net/wallpaper/171962
Oct 22 2010 12:52AM
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Caspian
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gaycouplekissing.jpg
Oct 22 2010 12:58AM
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artfullydodged
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Hitler
Male or Female body builder
The teacher
A classmate/classmates family (preferably one you hardly know)
Whatever your rival schools mascot is
Oct 22 2010 1:05AM
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the~muffin~man
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[IMG]toofunnyjokes.com/images/thumbnailitems/Funny-Babies/funny_babies_5.jpg[/IMG]
Oct 22 2010 1:07AM
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skiierman.
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Oct 22 2010 1:07AM
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Arabian.
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Oct 22 2010 1:11AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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This would stir the classroom up a little bit.
Oct 22 2010 1:13AM
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Moo
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http://wallbase.net/wallpaper/7722 this


Oct 22 2010 1:13AM
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Big_Spence
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all of those. at the same time.
Oct 22 2010 1:16AM
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Gstrong
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plenty awkward..
Oct 22 2010 1:20AM
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no_steeze
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awww wtf
Oct 22 2010 1:23AM
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morpheus
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my friends are awckard!

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Oct 22 2010 1:27AM
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mcswizzle
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this picture of me would be awkward

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But dont forget to mention to your confused that my 2011 calendar will be dropping in late november. This is from last years edition.

Oct 22 2010 1:36AM
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PhilboydStudge
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haha this
Oct 22 2010 1:36AM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Oct 22 2010 1:40AM
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the~muffin~man
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[IMG]toofunnyjokes.com/images/thumbnailitems/Funny-Babies/funny_babies_5.jpg[/IMG]
Oct 22 2010 1:46AM
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1337
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obs has to be something that isnt funny so you dont start cracking up or the class starts laughing, you did not succeed if that happens.
Oct 22 2010 1:49AM
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XtRemE11
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this is hard! it cant be funny, or shocking or anything.. just has to make people think why the fuck you would have that as your wallpaper.
but here's what i got..
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Oct 22 2010 1:52AM
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XtRemE11
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http://i.imgur.com/yiu0H.jpg
Oct 22 2010 1:55AM
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family_vacation
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EEEWWWWW!!!!!
Oct 22 2010 1:58AM
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Testicles
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Don't deny you'd do the same if you shit that behemoth.
Oct 22 2010 1:59AM
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Schlop
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In all honesty I would not do that.

















jokes, i'd probably put it as my facebook profile pic too
Oct 22 2010 2:01AM
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soulskier
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on old hanson album cover
Oct 22 2010 2:07AM
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tuna.
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for the win?
Oct 22 2010 2:16AM
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Abc567def
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this picture is always up here but would be priceless
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Oct 22 2010 2:21AM
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artfullydodged
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OMG WHAT GREAT SUGGESSTIONS
Oct 22 2010 2:22AM
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tuna.
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honestly, i didnt see your post until now. those are brilliant ideas, especially the teacher/student one.
Oct 22 2010 2:24AM
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klayer_9
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yes, for the win.
Oct 22 2010 3:10AM
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KatyPerry.
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threads for laughs.. except those fucking teeth fingers/feet. i want to throw up every time i see them.
Oct 22 2010 3:34AM
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Gnarshred
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This thread kicks ass. I have nothing to contribute currently, however I would like to put this in to my threads, so I may watch the hilarity unfold.
Oct 22 2010 3:43AM
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