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Would you key this car?

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-Dan
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y/n?

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geteducated
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is it parked illegally? in a handicapped spot?
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tommycat
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yes.
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AssMunch
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I would poo on the roof
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-Dan
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yes illegally, a no parking zone, not handicapped.
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BootySpunk.
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Oh...my...God...Brilliant!
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Ehh...
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I WOULD MAKE HER CAR HANDICAP.
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MattWeiss
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i'd probably just lay a nice shat over top the obscene trashy writing on the windshield
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pigglywiggly
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Big5hifty
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+k for being an outstanding citizen sir
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Ski_the_east01
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then no..dont key someones car if its in a no parking zone who gives a fuck

you dont know what her situation is maybe she had the shits and couldnt find a spot closer without ruinin her pants

maybe shes preggo and her water just bursted all over the inside of her car

maybe she has a mental disease taht doesnt allow her to see white lines
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1337
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deflate two tires
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
poo on the hood, spread it all around till it coast it evenly, and then write obscene messages in the poo
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pigglywiggly
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fuck it and deflate all 4
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Jimmy.
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represent bitchesss
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
this, keying a car is pretty low and I would be super pissed if someone keyed my car. Deflate tires and have it towed
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JustDidIt
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since when did you start caring about other people?
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Mixy
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but that will probably lead to

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Big_Spence
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at least she's really from new jersey.
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Bar_Down
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i'd probably take a shit on the windshield
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XtRemE11
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just the jersey girl sticker would be enough for me to key the fuck out of it, the fact that its parked illegally, most likely not because she's a bitch (which she is) but because she's a clueless dumbass with no common sense would just make me wanna do more.
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MattWeiss
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aka "jersey girl"
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Bar_Down
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so you wouldnt be pissed if someone deflated your tires? you obviously have never paid for a set of tires...
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Mezmerize19
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your confusing deflating and slashing
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Bar_Down
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true, my bad
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FilmingBitch
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Shit, Mike, that's harsh... but I can't help but laugh. Let's grab a beer and "jersey watch" Stages.
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Milksteak
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Yes
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katalina
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crisco and flour... hardest shit to clean
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Chompo.
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i would put a little bit of oil in a couple of her tires.
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FilmingBitch
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Dear God man I would never suggest going INTO Stages... I simply meant to sit on the Griz patio and watch. hahaha.


And to actually answer the thread, I would never key anyone's car but I would certainly put something on that car that isn't permanent... and that's only because it's not the car's fault it's owner sucks.
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Heath.
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No....
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theabortionator
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You can see that the parking lot isn't exactly full.

I say strap a bomb underneath it and push the button when she gets back into jersey.
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Huck_Norris
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Then insurance covers it.  Do 3 at the most. 
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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i would pee in the air-conditioner intake then pour sour milk in there
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rickroller
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or poop in it
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soulskier
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i'd rather camp out and wait for the owner to retunr, just for sarcastic remarks
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I'm surprised it's not a scion.
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gyarados
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guys..... thats my car
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Raz.
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best post ever
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rudager
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I don't know why it'd be the Naval Criminal Investigative Service? it'd probably be a homeless person with a magnifying glass
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Rosski423
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that would last her a day
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Mr.Luke
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no. I'd stack C4 on it and blow the shit out of it
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i.ski.troll.
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I would.





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PartyHon
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i would


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B.Pol
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It's a Jersey thing..........
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Sam.Carson
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piss on the handle
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i.ski.troll.
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ayyye nah, fuck that shit.


shit on the windshield.
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no_steeze
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i'd put a knife in the seat so when she sat down it stabbed her in the uterus and she couldn't reproduce
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Notorious_LMP
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id key it just cause its from jersey...god i hate that state
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yojimbo
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eggs
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chicken
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seriously? no why would I key someone else's car?

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