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I'M CLEAN!!!

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petek
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YEAH. Took a blood test a few days ago, none of that shit in there.



'Bert your yelling again...'
May 18 2004 9:36PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
good on ya

-Matty
High North Session 4, 2004
Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
May 18 2004 9:37PM
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mattster
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thats good man , keep it up !
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
May 18 2004 9:43PM
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sporegasm
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
what kind of shit? STD?
May 18 2004 10:50PM
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hoodratz47
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no small little cows..





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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
May 18 2004 11:04PM
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drewishish
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ya keep it up man it takes real talent
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
May 18 2004 11:04PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
nice!I hope I don't ever have to take one of those tests.Were you shitting your pants when you took it or did you know beforehand that you would pass it clean?
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May 18 2004 11:18PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
I go to a catholic school and the other day our drug councelour randomly drug tested me and i failed!! YEA I GET TO DO 10 SERIVE HOURS!!




To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
May 18 2004 11:57PM
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Hef
Posts: 852 - Karma: 12
Just a blood test? If so your lucky... I know this one guy who had to get a Q-tip thingy shoved in his pee hole to swab the 'interior', then the Dr squeezed his balls and shit... but thats enough for one nightmare so we will leave it at that

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May 19 2004 8:40AM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
U think thats bad god try being a girl once a year we gotta go to get an EXAMINATION *shuders* thee worst thing ever! the doctors open the girl up and then do a condon swab! fuck it i dont wanna get one done!
May 19 2004 10:06AM
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ErikT
Posts: 2750 - Karma: 14
petek, did you take a drug test or std test? if you took a drug test, how did you pass it? If you took a std test, i really dont care and please remove this thread. haha, peace.

.Ski.
May 19 2004 10:09AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
freeze and burn: things were never meant to be shoved up a guy's dick. no acceptions.
i hear an ancient for of torture for the chinese was to give the guy an erection, then shove a glass tube up his dick. when it went away, the glass tube would break inside the guy's dick.
try that for painful.


the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 19 2004 10:14AM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
^ OMG okay ya ur right! guys have it worse if that happens OUCH SON OF A BITCH OUCH
May 19 2004 10:21AM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
i heard that was an old mafia trick


Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-




all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis


May 19 2004 11:02AM
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KingShit
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Petek come on, tell us why they had to give you the blood test...

Motherfuckers...
May 19 2004 11:03AM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
smokin what did they do to u at ur school ?
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snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
May 19 2004 11:30AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Piss test at a clinic right down the road and if u come up positive then you have 10 service hours which means for 5 nights you have to clean the school with the janitors for 2 hours it sux!




To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
May 19 2004 12:51PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
i don't think it matters too much who's trick it was. it hurt, and it was probably a lot more effective than threatening someone with their life.


the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 19 2004 2:40PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
god i cant imagen how painful that would be since im a girl but fuck im glad i dont know!
May 19 2004 2:46PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ yeah getting swabbed in the v-hole, doesnt sound bad at all. when given grapes, make wine.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 19 2004 2:54PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
oh and the glass trick, they shove it up and it wont break when you lose the erection, they smash your dick causing the glass to break.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 19 2004 2:55PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
yeah. to give you an idea, just talking about that hurts. and getting kicked in the balls is the worst because it's immediate pain, followed by a slow and really big pain that turns into a stomach ache. when you get hit in the balls, it takes a good 10 minutes before the pain goes away enough just to think straight.
so think before you kick a guy in the balls next time.


the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 19 2004 2:57PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
they kick you in the balls, you punch them in the boobs. its all relevent.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 19 2004 2:59PM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
grls always complain when they hit their boobs on something... does it really hurt that much? like in comparison to gettin kicked in the balls for a guy?


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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-




all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis


May 19 2004 3:03PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ i think it does, but not nearly as much as getting kicked in the balls.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 19 2004 3:07PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
^ getiing hit in the boobs hurts majorly if they are growing and trust me then ur boobs are sore for a few days! it prolly doesnt hurt as much as getting kicked in the balls cuz when u get kicked in the balls doesnt it wanna make u puke or something?! i dont know im a girl so lmao! but someone hitting my boobs alwayshurt like a bitch! and the pain stays there for like a while:s its more annoying than pain really!
May 19 2004 3:57PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
yo that sucks alot
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snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
May 19 2004 4:06PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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the testicles have much less protection around them than breasts do. but yes, getting hit in the boob hurts a lot. despite popular belief, they aren't just sacks of water.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
May 19 2004 4:07PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
^ya it does suck alot all my girlfriends use to wack me in the tits! t hurts and its annoying
May 19 2004 4:07PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
i can't usually even stand for a while after getting kicked in the balls. curling up into a ball helps, or squating. it feels like you have to puke, shit, and like your gonna explode (in the bad way) at the same time.


the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 19 2004 4:13PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
YIKES THATS HARSH
May 19 2004 4:13PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
your lucky you never had to play bag tag
-Thom Savery
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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
May 19 2004 4:17PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
u get kicked in the balls on a regular basis?
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snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
May 19 2004 4:17PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
dude thats disgusting
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snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
May 19 2004 4:25PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
Apple - bag tag? that's fucking funny!


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
May 19 2004 4:28PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
no thank god. i got hit with a tennis ball though.


the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 19 2004 4:39PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
lol

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May 19 2004 4:40PM
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t-roy
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i got hit in the chest once by a friend who hit a tennis ball that went like 80 miles per hour. i fell over and massaged my pectoral muscle.

getting a soccer ball to the nuts is the worst. for one it gets the entire area. it feels like your nuts are in your stomach, but really your stomach just feels sick becasue everything else is numb
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I shall be pinch'd to death- Shakespeare
May 19 2004 6:34PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
ouch that has to hurt. 80 mph


In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
May 19 2004 6:36PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
your girls need to quite bitchign about.. your v-test. its made for thigns to go in there. ou dont have to get your prostate checked.. and thats when the kind nurse shoves 2 fingers right up your ass...





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May 19 2004 6:42PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
t-roy: Tha'ts what happened to me like 2 years ago and I was playing hockey. I wasn't the goalie


if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

NA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
May 19 2004 6:46PM
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Hef
Posts: 852 - Karma: 12
Haha. There is this story about a chick using a test tube (glass) to play with herslef in the science classroom during lunch...The teacher walked in and she jumped up... When she jumped up she closed her legs and the test tube broke into tiny shards of glass... I can only imagine how much that woulda hurt.

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May 19 2004 7:12PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
ow...imagine fucking her after lol jk
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May 19 2004 9:00PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
my friends sister was fuckin this one guy whos got major issues and switches between gay and straight on a regular basis... anyway, she made him get an std test before she would do anything with him. as much as i hate him, i feel so bad that he had to go through that
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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier
May 19 2004 9:06PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
i feel bad for her 4 having a gay guy as a bf
no snow...
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snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
May 19 2004 9:10PM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
my friend got nailed in the nuts with a baseball while playing, suprise suprise, baseball. he dropped to the ground immediately, and hurled 5 minutes later. then he showed us his nuts. it was humorous, unit he showed us his nuts. that was just kinda fruity.

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Ernesto 'Che' Guevara
May 19 2004 9:19PM
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Hef
Posts: 852 - Karma: 12
I know one poor bastard who had this weird thing where your nuts get twisted internally. He woke up one morning and could barely get out of bed - seriously. The doctor told him it is relatively common to get it... Then he told him he would have to chop one nut off... Now we call him 'One Ball'

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May 20 2004 2:30AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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^ i remember just hearing that from one of the kids on my ski team at school, happens to him. said it was blindingly painful.
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
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May 20 2004 2:37AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
some kid playing lax at my town lost a nut because he got hit and wasn't wearing a cup.


the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 20 2004 6:39AM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
dude a teacher in my school has one testicle lol hes half the man he used to be........
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May 20 2004 9:26AM
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freeze_and_burn
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^ how can he have only one?! :|
May 20 2004 10:48AM
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