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Most uncomfortable moment

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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
what, in your opinion, is the worst thing that happens to you?

for me, getting hit hard in the balls is the most uncomfortable experience possible.

a close second is accidentally drinking sour chunky milk... what are some lame things that happen to you ns??
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hawaiiansteeze
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 3,231
overshooting a jump to flat
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
uncontrollably puking
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YoungHyphy
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Anything that touches my neck. It's like fucking mega tickle for me
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
More specifically for me, that "Oh shit!" in your head as you fly past the knuckle.
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
As far as physical discomfort goes, i think its pretty hard to beat a solid whack in the balls.
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
As far as physical discomfort goes, i think its pretty hard to beat a solid whack in the balls.
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Brenone
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The sound of someone digging through a potato chip or similar type bag drives me fucking nuts. Just stick your hand in and pull one out! No need to find the perfect chip.

I drank sour milk once and probably didnt regular milk for 6 months after that.
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,018
i hate the sound that styrofoam makes when it squeaks against something
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
i almost threw up everywhere after watching this movie


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KatyPerry.
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i hate the sound of people chewing, especially soft things like gum or candy. the most physically uncomfortable things are when you're in bed trying to sleep and can't get comfy, or having to pee really bad, or allergies
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
two things:
-when people chew ice
-writing on chalkboards.
i can't describe why it makes me uncomfortable but my skin crawls and i just can't deal and i get goosebumps and stuff.
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Chompo.
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right as you sit down after pooing your pants
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Deezy
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i sorta like it, its like a squishy warm
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
couldnt have said it better
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Ehh...
Posts: 1897 - Karma: 1,423
taking a serve in tennis to the eye. It almost exploded.
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Lemuel
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When you are spinning a jump and know that you are going to under rotate and start flailing in the air. Even though it does make me laugh when it happened to other people.
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
Being in a dark place and realizing something/someone is there but you're not sure.

Watching a needle go into my skin.


The nurse being an impatient bitch and pulling the needle out as hard and fast as possible with the tape still on my arm around the needle.


When you have braces and they put new wires in and cut them after they put them in the brackets. Worst 2 years of my life.
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
Getting massive hives from a serious allergic reaction - like the kind where your throat starts to swell up... That was me last night. Worst part - have no clue what triggered it. This was AFTER the Benadryl IV had started to take hold. I was like one massive, itchy, swelled up ball of upset, plus breathing wasn't all that easy so you could say on top of physical discomfort, I was having a total s$@t attack thinking there could be a possibility of tracheotomy if the drugs didn't kick in soon.

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katalina
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this happens to me ALL THE TIME. for no reason... i mean there is probably a reason but i haven't been able to find it yet. once i got them every single day pretty much all day for 9 days straight.
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GayWolf420
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When I have to take a really huge shit I feel weird.
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[tk]
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shattering your ankle. it's the worst feeling i've ever experienced.
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

switch to a milder laundry detergent.  My bro was the same way for a while and then they switched his detergent to one that's hypo allergenic and it went away. 

Most uncomfortable moment?  Probably when you go to get checked out and they jam a q-tip up your dickhole and spin that fucker.

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EC-Skier
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yep, right and when you watch the entire landing just dissapeer behind you
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*valkyrie*
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I got a case of really bad hives about 6 months ago, had to go to the hospital.  Doctor told me there about every 20 years or so your body goes through some weird changes and you become allergic things that never bothered you before.

Two things that make me uncomfortable:

1. People sniffing up snot - just go blow your damn nose

2. When my bf sits on my chest and I can't breath, it tends to send me into a little panic, and he just laughs

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babysteeze84
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I've had hives before, once off and on for probably a week, and usually it's because I put too much soap in the washer so it's just a contact dermatitis deal, but this... talk about panic attack + being horribly itchy/hurting/on fire + swollen. Best/worst points of my night: 1) the dr's telling me that they don't want to give me Benadryl because I drove myself to the ER and who's going to drive me home (even tho my throat's all tight and getting worse), 2) texting friends saying goofy incoherent things once they actually GAVE me meds and not realizing it until later today (so high, thought I was going to fall off the bed or something - IVs are something else), 3) thinking there was the possibility of getting hole cut open in my neck (didn't help that there was a tracheotomy kit right next to my bed), 4) thinking that this was an incredibly expensive way to get high (I don't have health INS so I'll be paying this one off for a bit), and 5) having the campus police come and get me from the ER at 4:40am and the lady officer asking me if I wanted to jump in the back and cruise around town for a bit before she took me back to campus. <-- That was actually the best part.
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Kirsakid
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matt.s
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fucking up on a rail and nutting yourself is definetly up there
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LoftyLawnChair
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Taking a big swig of a drink only to find that there is something nasty in the bottom
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Huck_Norris
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Then be more careful when fingerblasting your boyfriend's anus!
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Mixy
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drifting off a jump onto the side of the landing.

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skithesprings
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1: vomiting violently
2: kick to the balls
3: overshooting a jump
4: undershooting a really really big jump
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MANDER
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HAHAHAHAHAHA am i the only one who appreciates this amazing joke? gems like this should not go unseen
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soulskier
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the one time in your life you ask someone when the baby is due
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Barefootin_Fiend
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dude, the potato chip bag thing drives me insane, too!

i woke up in the middle of the night super parched after a heavy night of partying once and stumbled to the fridge to grab something to drink. grabbed a thing of southwestern style egg beaters thinking it was a quart of milk and just went to town on the bitch.

didn't even realize what happened until I woke up the next morning and started burping up egg beaters. to this day i can't even think about southwestern style eggs (eggs & salsa basically) without wanting to puke all over the place. i almost hurled on my keyboard just typing this.
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AndrewNZ
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Hearing a bone crack.
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DrZoidberg
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I put unknowingly put sour milk in my cereal once. I put the spoon in my mouth and spit it out right away. It was the worst thing I've ever tasted, I didn't even wanna eat after that.
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Chompo.
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LOL WUT?
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.jr
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Witty? sure. But it definitely takes a certain kind of humor, kind of like how young boys giggle when they hear nipple.
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matt.s
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FUUUUUU this was my 1773th post
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chardi
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i was doin my bitness this morning and this girl i know walked into my room.
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Thenowhereman42
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When you wake up with a really bad hangover then eat a ton of breakfast and drink like 4 cups of coffee and smoke a bunch of cigarettes and you get a horrible stomach ache combined with this weird feeling like your limbs are going to explode from over stimulation.
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nickyp
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Getting drunk, having sex with a friend, and then waking up in the morning, and remembering what happened.
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skithesprings
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you dont have that many.
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dex.
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your mom?
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.jr
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Clearly he meant 1337, but hes not 1337 enough to even get 1337 right.

1337.
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Testicles
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1337th L@O!L!@!LO@L!@O
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kstanz
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walking to a beach party, and suddenly getting that feeling where you know your gonna get number 3.... then people telling you theres a bathroom there but it ends up being boarded up so you have to run to a bush before you poop your pants and then spend the rest of the night with nasty underwear but still get shitfaced and have a lot of fun!
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skithesprings
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clearly.
my comment was just a stab at his mistake
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Thenowhereman42
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Thats not uncomfortable at all. I usually laugh heartily, steal one of their cigarettes, leave, and then bring it up every time I see them, especially in front of other people.. haHA!
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skithesprings
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#3? do tell...

girls dont even poop. is there some secret # guys dont know about?
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