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Hardest youve hit someone

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BRec
Posts: 566 - Karma: 39
in my soccer game a few days ago i hit this kid not like punch or kick sorta like a body check and i hit him so hard in the chest he started to bleed like there was a blood spot on his chest.... i know cool story hansel and shit but honestly what football/hockey/lacrosse player on here has hit someone so hard they bled. people always say soccer players are pussys and im pretty sure i could easily take at least more than half the kids who call me a grassfairy
Oct 20 2010 10:52PM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
I broke my own jaw once
Oct 21 2010 10:19PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
as hard as I could, he hit me first.
Oct 21 2010 10:23PM
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Hoover
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 52
mine would be in football.i play cornerback (defense who guards guys who catch the ball) and the receiver had just caught the ball across the middle and i was running full speed and hit him right in the numbers. he ruptured his spleen, broke 3 ribs, and was spitting up blood../claim
Oct 21 2010 10:43PM
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Huck_Norris
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Well, I probably shouldn't tell you this buuuuut...

The other day I came home from work and your mother didn't have dinner ready. I really let that bitch have it.

The good news is steak tomorrow night.
Oct 21 2010 10:48PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Newtons or kilonewtons?
Oct 22 2010 3:21PM
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Klutch
Posts: 241 - Karma: 18
Rugby:
Oct 22 2010 4:01PM
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Klutch
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Rugby: I've knocked people out, most memorable was knocking a guy out with my own forehead. I've broken peoples ribs, don't ever run straight up exposing your ribs. And I've broken a kids nose in a tackle, poor guy had to have two tampons up his nostrils to stop the bleeding.
Oct 22 2010 4:04PM
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pmsnow
Posts: 992 - Karma: 87
Second time I had sex, she screamed for it hard and so I went to town. She laid in bed the rest of the afternoon cuz she was to sore to walk. No joke.

In sports, I dislocated a kids arm in basketball (he now plays d1) and then I had alot of huge tackles playing d end in football. Knocked of a a few helmets and set a qb to the hospital when the other d end. When high low hits are timed right, shit gets fucked up.
Oct 22 2010 4:10PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
Posts: 1401 - Karma: 701
Have you listened to much Tenacious D? Fuck her gently?
Oct 22 2010 9:52PM
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