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Hardest youve hit someone

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BRec
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in my soccer game a few days ago i hit this kid not like punch or kick sorta like a body check and i hit him so hard in the chest he started to bleed like there was a blood spot on his chest.... i know cool story hansel and shit but honestly what football/hockey/lacrosse player on here has hit someone so hard they bled. people always say soccer players are pussys and im pretty sure i could easily take at least more than half the kids who call me a grassfairy
Oct 20 2010 10:52PM
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Mezmerize19
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Id be cool with that disorder
Oct 21 2010 1:51AM
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Downtofilm
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Oct 21 2010 1:52AM
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GnarBurger
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Broke a kids jaw onceee
Oct 21 2010 7:56AM
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TheHuggyBear
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In a Rugby match my friends had this huge kid by the ankles but the kid was still running sorta so i laid a good hit into his chest and he was on ground seizing. No one knows what happened except for the fact he never came back til next season
Oct 21 2010 8:51AM
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I_Am_Mod
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with baseball, i hit the ball full force and it flies straight into the pitchers face, result black eye and a crack in the bone right under the eye...

and while skiing i was teaching a group of kids, we were standing on the side of a groomer (well visible from above)
when i suddenly get hit by a 40y old racing down full speed, it felt like getting hit by a car, i wasn't expecting it at all..

i flew down, lost my helmet, goggles, skis and gloves, but luckily i wasn't hurt, my backprotector probably saved my life :)

the 40y old however had a broken leg and was badly bruised on his chest, later that day i had to deliver a statement and escort the guy off the mountain into an ambulance, i didn't even get an apology of the guy...
what an ass...

and hardest hit while fighting was probably a bloody nose, i'm not really a fighter...
Oct 21 2010 8:53AM
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Ski_the_east01
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i broke a kids rib in rugby too and busted another kids arm

also separated some kids shoulder but i think that had more to do with him landing funny than a really hard hit
Oct 21 2010 9:22AM
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the_moderaper
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some sick was giving me a dirty look so i punched out my mirror. never saw the kid again.
Oct 21 2010 9:29AM
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skithesprings
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hardest hit i have ever laid down was in lacrosse. some short little hot shot kid on attack was just waiting on a ground ball to roll to him so i basically charged straight towards him. as soon as his stick touched the ball i crushed him head on. I guess he somehow landed on his stick because when he tried to get up his shaft was bent at a 90 degree angle. he had to get walked off the field.

Hardest hit i have ever seen was also in lacrosse. this inner city school in pittsburgh has this black kid, no joke 6'5" and 340. he sucked at actually playing, but he could run through anything. so he's clearing the ball downfield and just running because he cant pass. this kid is trucking like an NFL linebacker when out of nowhere some sophomore who weighs 140 lbs on my team decides he's going to run directly towards this oncoming freight train. the only way i can describe the hit is like a dump truck hitting a deer on the freeway. he never even slowed down. the kid on my team dislocated his shoulder, broke 3 ribs, and fractured a vertebrae.
Oct 21 2010 9:35AM
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Chompo.
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I punched a kid so hard I broke my hand, and I think I broke his cheekbone.
Oct 21 2010 9:38AM
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ORDEAL
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I've knocked a shit ton of people over just on defense in soccer but when I was keeper several games ago I went for a ball (I came up with it, naturally) but somehow the guys feet got trapped underneath me and he was going over my body so it like almost broke his kneecaps. And then after I punted that shit out of the box, I came down on the back of a kids foot and missed his Achilles tendon by a centimeter and took his forte right of. Oh and in a fight I knocked a kid out.
Oct 21 2010 9:39AM
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skithesprings
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bragging about punching someone so hard you broke your hand doesn't mean you hit them hard, it just means you have no clue how to throw a punch. girls break their hands throwing girl punches all the time.
Oct 21 2010 9:40AM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
i personal have never hit anyone and dont think i would be very good at it if i tried, but my younger sister can easily pile drive me, it is scary, it makes me respect her.
Oct 21 2010 10:43AM
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yojimbo
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i broke a kids collarbone and gave him a concussion in hockey, then three games later in the same spot at the same rink (different opponents) I did the same exact thing to another kid. fucking weird.
Oct 21 2010 10:49AM
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stunt_ditch
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I once punched a guy so hard my ballerina tutu flew off.
Oct 21 2010 11:04AM
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leeum.
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yeah dude same thing happened to me i destoryed this defender trying to take the ball up the sideline i knocked him so hard he flipped and rolled a good 10 feet out of bounds and was down for like 5 minutes
Oct 21 2010 11:11AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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it's hard to convey the strength of a hit over the interwebz, but I used to open ice "Scott Stevens" some motha fukkas all the time. I love it when people skate with their head down. Lights out, bitch.
Oct 21 2010 11:32AM
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Moo
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lacross: checked a kid into the boards...broke his helmet

football:made a 250 lbs kid fly...broke his shoulder, jaw, and gave him a serious concusion

street fight:hit a kid square in the face and broke his nose and my knuckle
Oct 21 2010 11:44AM
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Elg
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claim thread?

I got in a fight downtown one night with some deuche who tried to steal my jacket. I was just checking if my jacket was still where i put it, and it wasn't so i started walking around th club looking for someone wearing it. i found a guy outside a block away, ran after him and said "i think you have my jacket dude". He tried to walk away so i grabbed his shoulder and said i'd just let it go if he gave it back. He just kept walking so i grabbed his shoulder again and turned him around and hit him twice in the face. I knocked him out cold, so i just took my jacket and left. His friend didn't do anything, just stood there.
Oct 21 2010 11:46AM
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hella.sick.skier
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i hate when ppl say soccer is pussy too but ive had some decent hits in hockey and lax. in lax i sent a kid to the hospital but idk what was wrong with him and i also hit a kid with his foot planted and his whole foot twisted around. it was fuckin gross
Oct 21 2010 12:00PM
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soulskier
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pretty fucking hard
Oct 21 2010 12:05PM
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theBearJew
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I was playing soccer once, I'm a Keeper (Goalie) and a midfielder lobed a pass up to the forward running down the field full speed looking back at the ball. I'm coming out of goal to try and punch the ball out. I'm also looking up at the ball that is flying in and not the player running towards me. At the top of the box I went up to knock the ball out and he was still looking back at the ball coming in. As I went up he stayed on the ground. Keep in mind we are both running full speed and both of us are 2 of the fastest people on the field. My shoulder went into his head and his into my ribs. I got the wind knocked out of me but he was motionless. Once I could breathe again I asked if he was okay. He didn't respond. In the end he forgot the entire day. He took a test that day and when he came to on the sideline he was worried about studying for it.

Sparknotes: I put a shoulder into his head and he forgot his entire day.
Oct 21 2010 12:10PM
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123+ski
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playing lax a kid tried to swim dodge me without even moving his feet and i was playing d. i hit him right on the side cuz his arm was up. he went down, dropped his stick.
Oct 21 2010 12:13PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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I hit someone in my car.

I was driving down a dirt road, fairly fast, come around a corner and a dirtbiker is taking the inside corner, on the wrong side of the road, and runs straight into me. He didn't do shit to my car but he flew off into the weeds to the side of the road. He then gets straight up and runs over to us to ask us if we are ok.

Then his friends rolls up with a rifle on the back of his ATV.

Needless to say kinda scary but it all worked out ok.
Oct 21 2010 12:16PM
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thisandthatfilms
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pretty sure thats not true at all....
Oct 21 2010 12:18PM
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Chompo.
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haha yeah i know it was 7th grade.
Oct 21 2010 12:21PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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in indoor soccer a kid went up for a head ball and I undercut him cause im badass and he had to be taken off the field.
Oct 21 2010 12:23PM
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Sheets-mmm
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last year, in a carsity football game during my junior year playing corner, a kid went up for a catch landed and turned to run, at a full sprint i hit him and layed my shoulder into his chest. broke one of his ribs and he whipped off his helmet and threw up

last week in a sectional game me and my friend hit some kid and absolutely fucked up his leg, grossest thing ive ever seen, vibes to him as he is out for the rest of his junior year

Oct 21 2010 12:31PM
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Tha_Wizard
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broke my collar bone while hitting  a kid in rugby, broke 4 of his ribs though.

Oct 21 2010 1:08PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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Gave a kid a compression fracture in his back pulling s single leg in wrestling, he tried to through himself on my back and i flipped him over my head.


I also broke a kids ribs pulling a suplex.


I was a violent wrestler.
Oct 21 2010 1:41PM
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stompdat
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I've hit someone in the wiener before.

Oct 21 2010 1:46PM
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jstemp
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......... how is it his fault? you're the one that cheap shotted him...

and back in high school, i was playing cornerback, teh reciever jumps to get the ball on a hook... just laid it into him,

BOOM
Oct 21 2010 1:49PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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unless it was a hit from behind, then it's hard to call it a cheap shot. if the kid wasn't looking because his head was down and he was looking at the puck, then it's his own damn fault.
Oct 21 2010 2:06PM
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dmc12380
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I dont play sports anymore, but ive played hockey my whole life so learned to hit really hard from that.

Lacrosse- came straight out of the penalty box charging at a kid in midfield. He didnt see me coming and i literally hit him on a dead sprint. Knocked him out and gave him a concussion and he had to get helped off the field. then i got kicked out of the game for it, no real reason why.

Hockey- Again, came straight out of the penalty box and when after this kid who was about 3 feet from the boards, hit him from behind which was stupid of me, but anyway he went flying into the boards and hit head first, it was pretty scary but he walked away from it.

Football- only played football freshman cause it was gay, but i was kickoff receiver along with another kid on my team. Anytime he received the ball i had to block. I dont know how, but i would lay people out twice the size of me and i was pretty small then.
Oct 21 2010 2:37PM
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lineskier10
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i hit a black guy so hard he turned white once, i knocked the black right out of him
Oct 21 2010 2:38PM
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GayWolf420
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Me and my bros were just laxing it up one day and I cross checked this bro-hater and he denigrated into thin air. After that we headed back to the frat house and drank some natty lights. So flywheel
Oct 21 2010 2:39PM
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Nobody.
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well i hit somebody with my pinky once
Oct 21 2010 2:39PM
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DeSena
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god ns has gotten so gay
Oct 21 2010 2:42PM
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Hansel.
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Bingo.
Oct 21 2010 2:52PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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Two years ago i hit a kid breaking 2 of his ribs and gave him a concussion. and he fumbled the ball
Oct 21 2010 2:55PM
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icantskiiFILM
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pretty sure you just werent invited and/or wasnt veryyy recent
Oct 21 2010 6:35PM
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ski93
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I once hit a kid with 12.3 newtons of force... claim??
Oct 21 2010 6:37PM
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7-3instacall
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right now, the worst shit i can remember was when i was in p.e when i was like in grade 5 or 6, we were playing tag, and i was chasing this guy and he looked behind to see how close i was and he just staright up ran into a cement wall, he had such a huge bumb on the side of his head
Oct 21 2010 6:46PM
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Mr_Orange
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one time me and my friend were walking home and there was the chick walking down the street in front of us carrying groceries and my friend said he'd give me $5 to run up behind her and air hump her so i was running up behind her and tripped on a crack like 4 feet from her and i fell and pushed her onto to street, accidentally, and there was a car driving by right at that moment and she got rocked by the car and was in a coma for 3 days, i now have a lawsuit on my hands cause the driver saw it happen





















just fucking with you
Oct 21 2010 6:52PM
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clark.
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I finally agreed to fight the kid who has been wanting to fight me for 5 years. Caught him off balance, knocked him down, started throwing fists, and didn't even realize he was knocked out until I got pulled off. Keep in mind that I'm about 4" shorter and weigh 25-30lbs less. Served as a lesson to all his emo friends who thought they were big.
Oct 21 2010 6:56PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Hit a kid so hard in football he had to get carried off in a stretcher. It was kind of a dick move too because play was nowhere near us at all and it was totally unnecessary. Legal hit though.

I met a kid in England who I guess accidentally killed someone playing rugby with a legal hit. Caught the guy in his eye socket so hard it got pushed back into his brain. I talked to some people who knew him they said he's gone kinda weird ever since it happened.
Oct 21 2010 7:07PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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that'd be a psychological mind fuck. what a shitty thing to have to live with for the rest of your life.
Oct 21 2010 7:12PM
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TheDude
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hh i remember the hit well.

i was in the penelty box (lacrosse) and as the lady was counting down the seconds for my release the other teaem dropped the ball on my side of the field. the ball was rolling towords the penelty box and only one person came to get the ball, as noone from my team oppesed him. 2 seconds later i was out of the box and running at the ball as fast as i could. while this kid ran jogged towords me, still looking behind him to make sure noone came to get him i ran full speed into him. knocked him at least 7 feet backwords and off his feet. most satisfying hit of my entire life so far.

Oct 21 2010 7:15PM
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maximiliaan
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6 times in 8 hours, through the whole house
Oct 21 2010 7:17PM
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JahJahBinks
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Either in a lacrosse game in like 6th grade. Put that lil bitch on his ass. Or, when my friend scared me with some mask while we were laying in bed after we watched the last exorcism. Punched him in the face.
Oct 21 2010 7:27PM
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pigglywiggly
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i feel oh so pathetic commenting in this thread...but anyway

ice hockey: Im short so i would always go down really low and flip bigger guys. SO much fun.

Another one was when this kid that was a touch bigger than me that was a complete hot shot doucher that thought he was Gods gift to the world of hockey...he was skating full speed in the center of the ice with his head down. I took full advantage and legit ran over the kid in full speed. I hit him so hard i legit did not break stride and skated right over top of him. It was like he wasnt even there. had to be carried of the ice. I felt very accomplished since i was the smallest kid on the team

...but on the other side of things, i did take quite a few good whacks from bigger dudes that gave me some decent concussions

i dont remember even punching someone in the face or anything. im not too big of a fighter
Oct 21 2010 9:29PM
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